9/28/2013 9:34:39 PM

you like thick chicks, shoot? there are some large women for you up north

9/28/2013 9:35:18 PM

women shoot is attracted to on this page

9/28/2013 9:35:25 PM

9/28/2013 9:35:40 PM

They are not thick. They are pigs.



[Edited on September 28, 2013 at 9:38 PM. Reason : Forte and his wife]

9/28/2013 9:36:32 PM

so you like pigs?

and sorry shoot, I only fuck your wife

9/28/2013 9:39:48 PM

shoot, plz

9/28/2013 9:42:35 PM

LOL American thick chicks are bigger than Asian ones.

9/28/2013 9:51:44 PM

Because the USA is the land of opportunity and freedom, where if you want to eat so much that you weigh 1,000 pounds, you have the freedom to do so

Even in Connecticut

9/28/2013 9:54:28 PM

I agree it's full of opportunities, but freedom?? Better than China but limitless freedom is dangerous.

9/28/2013 9:57:17 PM

Many things are dangerous

9/28/2013 9:57:54 PM

Compare with East, West is way too free.

9/28/2013 10:03:38 PM

You would not have the freedom to say that if you were in the East

9/28/2013 10:08:11 PM

^ the man has a point

9/28/2013 10:14:11 PM

Of course East has no freedom, but West is also beyond limitation.

9/28/2013 10:16:33 PM

if Commando was in the East, John Matrix would've been arrested before he could've saved his daughter

West > East

9/28/2013 10:17:32 PM

But everyone potentially could steal all the weapons from a store during the night and arms himself like a commando. Isn't that crazy?

9/28/2013 10:20:06 PM

That's why store owners have the freedom to have security alarms and deadbolts

9/28/2013 10:21:03 PM

No. In China, retail stores can't sell guns and rocket launchers.

9/28/2013 10:22:41 PM

In the US, stores can't sell rocket launchers either

9/28/2013 10:24:42 PM

china sucks

9/28/2013 10:24:49 PM

In the movie, the store has it. I understand that's 30 years ago. Now US changes a lot.

[Edited on September 28, 2013 at 10:28 PM. Reason : China has rich ppl. It's the 2nd largest economy.]

9/28/2013 10:26:47 PM

It has never been legal to buy a rocket launcher in a store. 30 years ago or not. That's just a movie. An awesome movie.

9/28/2013 10:28:39 PM

it should be legal

9/28/2013 10:30:18 PM

That's the biggest weak point of the movie. It's hard to believe he can get what he wants from a store.

9/28/2013 10:30:41 PM

Continue:

9/28/2013 11:32:30 PM

9/28/2013 11:36:47 PM

we'd show you a lot of pictures of ignorant Chinese people, except their gov't won't let them use the internet

9/28/2013 11:38:40 PM

9/28/2013 11:39:11 PM

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10/2/2013 10:27:58 AM

The top 10 redneck threads on TWW:

1 Garden thread
2 Post here do-it-yourself project
3 Garden and Lawn thread
4 I just had some good goddamn sex
5 I love boobs (I love boobs(new))
6 hunting thread
7 spider identification
8 post here when u are horny
9 used gun thread
10 fishing thread

[Edited on October 2, 2013 at 1:27 PM. Reason : OMG so many]

10/2/2013 1:22:36 PM

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everyday it needs to be btttttttt

10/3/2013 9:31:00 PM

BTTTTTTTTT
I forgot yesterday. Sorry.

10/5/2013 4:46:34 PM

its ok shoot, we know you have a mongoloid nigger brain and its hard for you to think

10/5/2013 5:29:00 PM

BTTTTTTTTT

10/14/2013 11:21:18 AM

BTTTTTTTTT
I'm back.

10/25/2013 11:36:34 AM

Quote :

"TreeTwista10: if Commando was in the East, John Matrix would've been arrested before he could've saved his daughter West > East"

LOL

10/25/2013 11:49:49 AM

11/1/2013 2:35:12 PM

^that first picture is odd...sure the camo tux and dress scream redneck, but the dude looks like he's from the jersey shore

11/1/2013 9:12:07 PM

Is Forrest Gump a redneck?

11/2/2013 4:44:24 PM

You're a redneck

11/3/2013 3:25:14 PM

Yes, I'm naturalizing to a redneck already.

11/19/2013 3:31:25 PM

BTTTTTT
Everyday

11/20/2013 2:26:55 PM

i fell asleep with my bedtime dip still in last night. does that count as rednekkkkk?

11/20/2013 3:21:57 PM

Quote :

"bedtime dip"

I think the fact you have a term for your night time delight is redneck enough, but to answer your question, yes

11/20/2013 3:59:59 PM

Redneck never admits he's redneck.

11/22/2013 10:00:43 AM

wrong

95% of rednecks are extremely proud of being a redneck

11/22/2013 12:00:33 PM

11/22/2013 2:13:08 PM

^^ They even shot a film called Forest Gump.

11/22/2013 3:24:04 PM

Btttttttt

1/22/2014 9:29:47 AM