one in the hand is worth 2 in the bush

9/23/2013 5:38:17 PM

Preaching is all profit after you buy your suit and bible.

5/20/2014 7:10:45 PM

Effort is between you and you.

5/20/2014 7:21:09 PM

My father in law gave me these words of wisdom when I asked his permission to marry his daughter...

(In a deep, rough, 2 packs a day voice)

"I say son, don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."

He also told me never trust a fart after you're 40.

5/20/2014 7:23:18 PM

Quote :

" one in the hand is worth 2 in the bush"

My FIL also told me...

One hand in the bra is worth two in the bush


Guy's a fucking trip. He's awesome for 24 hours, then it's torture.

5/20/2014 7:24:55 PM

Education is expensive no matter how you get it.

5/20/2014 7:27:34 PM

Another one from the FIL...

"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy."

5/20/2014 9:49:31 PM

Click it or ticket??

5/20/2014 10:18:21 PM

click-it and ticket

booze it or lose it.

5/20/2014 10:37:31 PM

But why would you get a ticket if you click-it?

I can booze or lost it?

I'd rather booze it!

[Edited on May 20, 2014 at 10:56 PM. Reason : /]

5/20/2014 10:55:56 PM

so oftentimes it happens that we live our lives in chains, and we never even know we have the key

5/20/2014 11:45:04 PM

If a bundle of sticks is a faggot, then a bundle of Bobs is a Saget.

5/21/2014 9:52:58 AM