2 fucking nervous

6/23/2013 9:42:12 PM

WELL MY NIGHT OF SECULAR TELEVISION IS RUINED.

GOD DAMN IT.

6/23/2013 9:42:33 PM

Quote :

"Fuck this shit. I'm sweating watching it.."

LOL I'm wiping my hands every few seconds

6/23/2013 9:42:37 PM

yeah, it's make ME nervous just watching it

oh, it IS wallenda saying all the thank/praise you jesus

[Edited on June 23, 2013 at 9:44 PM. Reason : .]

6/23/2013 9:42:41 PM

Unfortunately the only method of escape he has is a biplane on standby that would fly under him so he could wing-walk to safety.

6/23/2013 9:43:53 PM

I'm thoroughly enjoying this

6/23/2013 9:44:08 PM

Handle it

6/23/2013 9:45:03 PM

Crazy Jesus

6/23/2013 9:45:29 PM

Even Jesus is like this mofo is craaaazzzzy.

6/23/2013 9:46:03 PM

his arms must be burning by now

6/23/2013 9:46:54 PM

His feet have to be killing him too. Those are some thin-ass shoes.

I see he's moved on to the "Hallelujah" phase.

[Edited on June 23, 2013 at 9:48 PM. Reason : ...]

6/23/2013 9:47:30 PM

His balls must be swelling with every step

6/23/2013 9:48:13 PM

i wanna hear the audio feed when he falls off. I don't imagine it's much "praaaaaise jesus" at that point, lol

6/23/2013 9:48:39 PM

He's cleared the over.

6/23/2013 9:49:55 PM

I want to see the go pro video when he falls off

6/23/2013 9:50:28 PM

I'm a really negative person. It would take everything I had not to yell "shut the fuck up" to the dude who keeps whispering motivational phrases

6/23/2013 9:50:44 PM

Damn that shit is rockin

6/23/2013 9:51:28 PM

Wonder if he's wearing a diaper. You know he's got to be pissing or shitting himself.

6/23/2013 9:52:08 PM

In one of the Star War's novels I own Luke does something similar on Dagobah, but through concentration and the force he describes the tightrope as "being as wide as a sidewalk."

6/23/2013 9:52:47 PM

"you don't have to tell me how long I'm on the wire"

aka, SHUT UP, BIYATCH

6/23/2013 9:54:34 PM

he's being pretty demanding to god.

6/23/2013 9:55:48 PM

You think somebody talking in your ear would be quite distracting when you're trying to focus and not die

6/23/2013 9:55:55 PM

this guy is a walking (no pun intended) advertisement for the idea that god is a purely mental construct

^ race drivers deal with the same thing. some don't mind a race engineer constantly in their ear, others are like "shut up and let me drive"

[Edited on June 23, 2013 at 9:57 PM. Reason : 3]

6/23/2013 9:56:28 PM

Jesus is fuckin wit him with deez winds, yo.

6/23/2013 9:56:37 PM

Think he sleeps on the floor tonight?

6/23/2013 9:57:35 PM

joel osteen is looking cracked out

6/23/2013 9:58:04 PM

Did anyone else's feed just stop?

6/23/2013 9:58:39 PM

Yeah. He fell.

6/23/2013 9:58:55 PM

don't get too cocky yet

6/23/2013 9:59:39 PM

Discovery is paused at 20:05 on my TV.

6/23/2013 9:59:39 PM

He be counting the chickens before they hatch

6/23/2013 9:59:48 PM

he ain't dead

YET

6/23/2013 10:00:01 PM

NM

We back.

6/23/2013 10:00:06 PM

i forgot all about this... holy fuck, this is crazy. I couldn't ever be there in person for something like this, and I honestly don't know how I still have it on my tv right now.

6/23/2013 10:00:21 PM

he took a knee and then ran. crazy,

6/23/2013 10:01:05 PM

6/23/2013 10:01:09 PM

dang, his wife got some biiiiiiiiig ol titties

6/23/2013 10:01:31 PM

Looks life his wife has had some work done.

6/23/2013 10:01:45 PM

did he Tebow?

6/23/2013 10:01:54 PM

He wont be sleeping on the floor.

The little woman is all like cha-ching cha-ching ba-bling ba-bling.

6/23/2013 10:01:55 PM

Nice wife bro


Would hit

6/23/2013 10:02:03 PM

This dude is going to die falling off a ladder cleaning his gutters.

6/23/2013 10:02:11 PM

he's going to be sleeping with that guy who's foot he kissed.

6/23/2013 10:02:46 PM

why wasnt he wearing tights

6/23/2013 10:03:05 PM

Guy isn't saying much about Jesus right now.

6/23/2013 10:03:06 PM

"Wow my throat is so dry!"

6/23/2013 10:04:27 PM

His mom would still get it.

6/23/2013 10:06:58 PM

"Thank you Jesus, thank you powerade, thank you slim jims, thank you Navaho nation."

6/23/2013 10:08:21 PM

Throw those Injuns in the Canyon for giving him those trash gifts, lol.

6/23/2013 10:12:47 PM

"here's a nice blanket..."

6/23/2013 10:13:16 PM