^^
I'd be really impressed if you could do 5 or 6 and not make a mess

[Edited on July 15, 2013 at 9:40 PM. Reason : ^^]

7/15/2013 9:38:53 PM

I kid

7/15/2013 9:42:13 PM

i have a a rhythm that i wipe my ass to.

like a dj scratching a record to the beat.

stop judging me.

7/16/2013 10:04:14 AM

7 for sure.

7/16/2013 10:59:08 AM

7 whenever i am drunk as shit which is 100% of the time. I want to try 3, but i'd be afraid that I'd be so drunk that i'd piss on my face. Its only cool when girls pee on you.

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7/16/2013 11:08:21 AM

Hippies just get weirder and weird. Go paperless.

11/16/2013 6:25:02 PM

Instead of squatting on the toilet seat, just get the Squatty Potty for $30

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYcv6odWfTM

http://www.squattypotty.com

Or any similar plastic stepping stool for $5 at your local store.

I think I will start using something like that soon, but what I have been doing is bending my upper body down all the way until it touches my thighs. It is almost like using a stool.


^ you never seen anything like that before? they have had them in japan (already built in) for decades... and hit the news also decades ago.


[Edited on November 16, 2013 at 6:47 PM. Reason : ]

11/16/2013 6:43:27 PM

Quote :

"It does feel like it moves the specimen down the pipe smoother and faster."

I'd move the pipe up your specimen smoother and faster.

[Edited on November 16, 2013 at 8:20 PM. Reason : well, faster, anyway.]

11/16/2013 8:20:23 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYIe9o2jMSE

11/16/2013 10:28:42 PM

11/18/2013 8:15:42 PM

#8 requires some strong abs.

just saying

11/19/2013 12:56:13 AM

protip: if you have to piss in the middle of the night, sitting down allows you to do it with the lights off so that you can more easily go back to sleep

11/19/2013 10:37:28 AM

If you're using a public restroom, wipe the seat with some toilet paper, then put that toilet paper in the middle of the bowl. The paper acts as parachute for your poop reducing splashing and the possibility of getting foriegn toilet water on ur bum.

11/19/2013 10:46:26 AM