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7/25/2013 8:07:17 PM

IM GONNA POP SOME RAGS

7/25/2013 8:17:22 PM

Ok that post is hilarious.

My recent story thats kinda funny.

~2 weeks ago I bang this girl on her period. Its not HEAVY she says but its my own bed and I hate changing sheets so I put a towel down. Normally I wouldn't bang if its this heavy but this girl has a man so when I get to see her I hate to pass it up.

Anyway I totally forgot about the towel and somehow hung it up on a hanger thing (not where I hang my normal shower towel).

Last Friday I have this girl over to my pool before the bars. Shes really really hot but weve only sorta hooked up before were mostly just friends. Shes kinda my pussy broker shes hot enough to give me credibility and she helps me land girls a lot. Anyway she sees this towel hanging dead red and shrieks when she goes to the bathroom loud as hell hahaha.

She knows how I get down so not that embarrassing but still pretty funny. Just glad it was her not one I was working on

7/25/2013 8:21:05 PM

how many chicks have you banged face?

7/25/2013 8:31:07 PM

dude, you have a pool?

7/25/2013 8:32:23 PM

of course he has a pool

he spends $3200 a month on alcohol alone

7/25/2013 8:36:35 PM

good lord, that almost as insane as someone eating sushi AND a hamburger

7/25/2013 8:39:20 PM

He mastered the stock market by reading blogs that we mortals think are stupid and he has 4% body fat through willpower alone.

7/25/2013 8:40:18 PM

He single-handedly brought the yohimbine supplement market back from the brink of bankruptcy- due to his aggressive trading style and religious consumption of the substance

7/25/2013 9:00:25 PM

I once saw face brasky drink an entire case of remy martin then win the daytona 500

7/25/2013 9:07:47 PM

And he does all that in life even thou he drinks $3,200 worth of alcohol each month. Where does he get the time? When is he sober enough to do all that?

I feel like such a loser at life.

7/25/2013 9:09:50 PM

Hahaha, dammit, beaten to the Bill Brasky punch.

7/25/2013 9:46:39 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHCsq0o9YVo

It's been a pretty 60s summer. So I've decided to devote this account to posting vaguely relevant pop 60s hits for all theDuke866's comments.

Still tryna find a good song for this:

Quote :

"Pulling out sucks."

It has to exist.

7/25/2013 10:19:30 PM

Quote :

"I'm not really put off by period sex. No big deal. I'll be damned if I'm removing the tampon, though. That's woman's work."

7/25/2013 10:28:28 PM

hey slappy

how's it feel to not be the slappy that came from campusblender?

7/25/2013 10:30:40 PM

don't start with that, boobles

7/25/2013 11:05:53 PM

until you ever write me back telling me you're a real person, I'm gonna keep doing it

that's really all you have to do to rectify that

7/25/2013 11:09:28 PM

Quote :

""Ok so I've been dating this guy for a little over a month and we only slept together one time last week. So last night we went out on a date and afterward we went back to his house. We started kissing but I stopped an told him we couldn't do anything because I was on my cycle. Then he asked me was it almost over. I just laughed at him because I thought he was playing. Anyway we keep kissing and he started to pull of my jeans and my underwear. I was a little nervous, but I was like hey we can just rub on each other. But then this negro proceeds to put his hand in between my legs and slowly pulled my tampon out then reaches over and grabs a tissue and wraps it up and threw it in a trash can near his bed. So we had sex and it was BOMB! Anyway I still can't get over the fact that he did that. What are your thoughts? Is he just a nasty ass or a grown ass man??""

I feel fairly certain you that my friend slept with that guy a few years back. She talks about how that was the sexiest thing

7/26/2013 2:08:30 AM

Quote :

" Then he asked me was it almost over. "

7/26/2013 8:23:03 AM

Quote :

"TOXIC SHOCK SYNDROME"

In retrospect, the dude just saved her life, brought her to O-town, and beCame an internet hero.


[Edited on July 26, 2013 at 8:28 AM. Reason : Damnit Bacardi, 4 minutes fucking phone]

7/26/2013 8:27:02 AM

Grown ass man.

7/26/2013 10:47:20 AM

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/24/giovanna-plowman-tampon-girl_n_2543904.html

This girl is ill. She apparently committed suicide. Duh.

7/29/2013 11:11:40 PM

I approve of this thread...unless the lady is on top, nahmean?

7/30/2013 1:03:34 AM

lol good timing

7/30/2013 1:11:58 AM

its never good timing girl, amirite? lol

7/30/2013 1:14:41 AM

sometimes if works out, depends on when you usually start your cycle. It works out that I have mine in the beginning of the week so that all the sexin' happend on the weekend

7/30/2013 1:16:32 AM

Good for you girl...from my experience...I always wake up to a crime scene (lol)...but love perseveres.

[Edited on July 30, 2013 at 1:33 AM. Reason : sorry spelling lol]

7/30/2013 1:30:22 AM