I will never be good enough for you.

7/31/2013 12:38:11 PM

7/31/2013 12:53:49 PM

I dunno...sometimes the criers are the hardest workers.

7/31/2013 5:12:53 PM

...and being the hardest worker is never ever a good thing

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7/31/2013 5:16:36 PM

AHA, I hear ya. But you know what I mean...the type of people who cry also tend to be the type of people who care way too much about things. They are difficult, but you cut them some slack cause it's just their personality.

Plus, I'm not sure what would be more annoying to me: the office crybaby or someone who was a jerk about the office crybaby. I mean, I think settledown is funny and all, but he's ridiculing this woman for being emotional...while simultaneously saying things like "LEAVE YOUR CRAZY AT HOME" and "on the fucking rag." I think he should relax and let the lady cry in her office.

Also, I win this thread.

7/31/2013 5:29:31 PM

Someone once told me "if 1/4 of your peers are women then you aren't successful yet".

That shit is top lel. Can't believe that dude thought he was giving me advice.

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[Edited on July 31, 2013 at 5:32 PM. Reason : I mean everyone already knows that right?]

7/31/2013 5:32:16 PM

^ it might be true for him right now if he's an executive

there's still a very hard glass ceiling as far as as execs go, but hopefully that changes by the time you'd be in the position he's currently in

Quote :

"Real women don't need no fucking applicator to insert their fucking tampons. Stick that shit up there like you did the dick you did two nights before."

Yeah, it's doable

but wandering out of a stall to wash your (now) bloody hand in a public restroom is generally frowned upon

and it's hard to fasten your pants with one hand, too

Quote :

"if you're paid hourly (contingent workers excluded) you don't have a real job"

Why would how you're paid indicate you don't have a real job? Being a lawyer isn't a real job?

[Edited on July 31, 2013 at 6:57 PM. Reason : ,]

7/31/2013 6:53:20 PM

you're reaching, ms. hourly scientist

7/31/2013 8:40:11 PM

I'm salaried, B

just asking a question you can't answer

[Edited on July 31, 2013 at 10:12 PM. Reason : since your arbitrary standard is clearly bullshit]

7/31/2013 10:05:17 PM

do you really think a person that is paid to practice law doesn't have a real job?

or are you just doing that cunty thing you do when you can't handle the truth so you start arguing about everything but the original topic?

7/31/2013 10:25:17 PM

I know lawyers have real jobs, but you clearly don't, since you think that someone paid hourly doesn't have a "real job"

just thought it was worthwhile to point out that you're full of shit

that's all

I'm fine pointing out that you're a misogynist again if you'd like

mostly by way of you assuming I'm some kind of minimum wage hourly worker because I'm a woman

[Edited on July 31, 2013 at 10:31 PM. Reason : but I think I'll just settledown because it's boring me]

7/31/2013 10:29:16 PM

yeah i'm bored too

we were trolling each other, right?

[Edited on July 31, 2013 at 10:47 PM. Reason : i'm never sure]

7/31/2013 10:43:54 PM

pretty sure

7/31/2013 10:48:27 PM

whew

7/31/2013 10:57:04 PM

All part of the overhead of having eye candy at work.

Women are going to take a shit ton more time off for their various maladies.

Gotta pay to play

8/1/2013 12:33:36 AM

nah. A REAL job is where you actually do WORK. The scientifically defined term.

Measurable WORK. that's a real job. Y'all motherfuckers dont have jobs, you have positions

8/3/2013 2:23:57 AM

Quote :

"you're stealing our company's money sitting in your office crying"

settledown owns a company?

8/3/2013 2:31:20 AM

[Edited on August 3, 2013 at 11:12 AM. Reason : don't be silly]

8/3/2013 11:12:03 AM

Look, I'm all for taking pride in your work and caring about the resources of those who provide for you.

But how does this situation really affect you or the company in a monetary fashion?

8/3/2013 9:55:08 PM

Time theft is no joke, sir!

8/3/2013 10:21:53 PM

settledown would hate my office

40 employees and like 4 or 5 are men

LOLOL

8/3/2013 10:41:54 PM