What kind of grown ass man weighs 135 pounds?

9/18/2013 2:07:58 PM

The kind who eats one meal a day (since July), and that even, not a proper full meal, but a small meal calorically equivalent to a medium sized breakfast, and one small snack other than that. Basically around 600 to 1,000 calories a day.

9/18/2013 2:11:35 PM

guys who are 5 feet tall and skinny?

9/18/2013 2:11:48 PM

Yeah of course, but I am five seven.

9/18/2013 2:13:11 PM

damn dude, we need to get you in touch with an aid group. You can only afford 600 calories a day? I'm sorry things in your country are so tough.

9/18/2013 2:14:22 PM

[Edited on September 18, 2013 at 2:17 PM. Reason : Just weighed myself... 135.5 with jeans and a polo shirt]

9/18/2013 2:16:01 PM

Why eat so few calories? Trying to extend your life span? Don't you get hungry as hell?

9/18/2013 2:22:51 PM

dang i eat like 5000 calories a day and weigh 160.-

9/18/2013 2:25:14 PM

sounds like face is his nutritionist

9/18/2013 2:25:18 PM

0EPII1 do you exercise?? there is no way you live on 600 calories

9/18/2013 2:27:25 PM

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"Basically around 600 to 1,000 calories a day."

I don't think that's healthy.

9/18/2013 2:28:14 PM

i am around 125-130

[Edited on September 18, 2013 at 2:37 PM. Reason : dont really watch how many calories i eat ]

9/18/2013 2:36:44 PM

I was eating 900 calories a day and my trainer was threatening to kick me out of the advanced fitness class. My nutritionist friend puts her bed rest patients on 1200 calories day. And at 135 pounds, I'm sure you're not trying to cut.

9/18/2013 2:36:49 PM

Well I was eating well till July, even over eating. Then in July my wife and daughter left for another country (she has gone to study), and I had to move from an amazing place where we were living together to another place which is depressing, cramped, hot, and dark.

The first few days after moving I got really hungry because I suddenly switched to low calories, but soon within a few days I got used to it. First of all, I don't get as hungry as much in this place because it is hot here. And second, your stomach shrinks very quickly. The worst is the pangs of hunger, but those only lasted the first 3-4 days after moving in July. Within 10 days I lost 8-9 pounds, and then another couple of pounds after that, and since then my weight has stabilized at 135. Oh, and perhaps most importantly, I also quit my job at that time and am still jobless, so I am burning only a small percentage of calories I used to burn before July.

I did go visit my wife and daughter on August 3 for 18 days. Within a week of getting there, I gained 10-12 pounds, that is, got back up to around 148. After returning on August 22, back to 135 within ten or so days.

For example, I had a tortilla sandwich with jam and cream cheese 28 hours ago, then some dark chocolate, dates, and rye crackers 12 hours ago, and now some stuffed vine leaves 3 hours ago. That's probably under 1,000 calories in 28 hours.

No, no exercise.



[Edited on September 18, 2013 at 2:52 PM. Reason : Also depressed, and when I am depressed, I don't eat much!]

9/18/2013 2:49:17 PM

so you live in a cave?

9/18/2013 2:52:23 PM

Pretty much

9/18/2013 2:53:20 PM

so really, you can't cook... only your wife knows how, so you starve instead.


That's how my father would be if my mom wasn't around (and if all the fast food places went away )

well good luck with that. I hope you the food you are eating is nutritious and that your family is reunited again soon.

9/18/2013 2:53:26 PM

So basically your life consists of jerking off to pictures of roided out women and eating stuffed vines??

9/18/2013 2:54:13 PM

Do you still eat chocolate cakes with vegetables inside?

9/18/2013 2:54:21 PM

She try to get to 135.

Meat is for the man. Bones are for the dog.

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

9/18/2013 2:55:06 PM

MinkaGrl01, Thanks for the kind wishes.

Actually, I do know how to cook, and cook well, in fact. While I didnt 50% of the time when we were together, it was definitely 35 to 40%. But I am the type who doesn't like to cook much if cooking for myself only. Cooking for wife and daughter was good. Also, don't like to cook when depressed.

[Edited on September 18, 2013 at 2:57 PM. Reason : ]

9/18/2013 2:56:45 PM

you should get some exercise

9/18/2013 2:57:22 PM

I was 135 in highscool and had absolutely no abs

9/18/2013 2:58:40 PM

Yeah I know, I don't mind if I don't eat, but not moving my body is doing far greater damage. I have some dumb bells here, and of course I can always do push-ups and sit-ups. I will start soon... Just hard to motivate myself. But tomorrow seems like a good day to start. I will make a promise here to start tomorrow.

Nah, no jerking off either, again, it is hot, I am not eating much, and am depressed, so all those things contribute to a very low desire to master debate. I have done it thrice since August 22.

9/18/2013 3:01:50 PM

I was 135 during wrestling season in high school, at 5'11"


you can lose weight easily if you go from not doing anything active and not watching what you eat to being active and watching what you eat at a younger age

[Edited on September 18, 2013 at 3:05 PM. Reason : x]

9/18/2013 3:04:44 PM

Gonna go eat some watermelon now, or a Kiwi, or both.

9/18/2013 3:05:28 PM

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"Nah, no jerking off either, again, it is hot, I am not eating much, and am depressed, so all those things contribute to a very low desire to master debate. I have done it thrice since August 22."

low desire to master debate

[Edited on September 18, 2013 at 3:22 PM. Reason : why the fuck would we care how much you jerk off? you are weird as shit. ]

9/18/2013 3:22:11 PM

Because someone asked... Please learn to read. You are always doing this shit. Fucking read all the posts if you want to follow the thread properly.

9/18/2013 3:25:11 PM

900 calories is a lunch, not a full day's worth.

I figured it out, 0EPII1 must be a sniper. Spending months in a small cramped place, having to bear the heat, little movement, surviving on minimal rations in hopes of waiting out the enemy.

Hope all that hard work pays off for you in the critical moment when your target reveals himself.

9/18/2013 3:28:19 PM

Holy shit, you figured it all out All those aspects do fit!

9/18/2013 3:30:51 PM

more like living in a cardboard box in the middle of mumbai

9/18/2013 3:31:28 PM

9/18/2013 3:31:59 PM

when are you wife and kid coming home?

9/18/2013 3:34:52 PM

[Edited on September 18, 2013 at 3:38 PM. Reason : .]

9/18/2013 3:37:42 PM

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"also, never date a girl who used to be fat"

thx for letting fat chix know they're forever damaged goods

9/18/2013 3:41:41 PM

They are not, I will be leaving this country finally forever in may, and they will join me in a third country. But I will go visit them a couple of times (she is in Italy) before then... if the Italians give me a visa . I am trying to go next month for 3-4 weeks, and then perhaps again in feb or march, but most probably not a second time.

9/18/2013 3:49:56 PM

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"they will join me in a third world country."

Why am I being such a dick to you?

9/18/2013 3:51:41 PM

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"What kind of grown ass man weighs 135 pounds? "

5'8 133 lbs here last I weighed myself. I wrestled HS at 125 and 130 (bounced around some) and pretty much weigh the exact same as I did (naturally) then. That's a muscular, low body fat 133lbs for my frame though, not a skin and bones and no muscle 133lbs.

I'm just short, with a small frame, and carry low body fat.

[Edited on September 18, 2013 at 3:58 PM. Reason : ]

9/18/2013 3:53:58 PM

^^^
word. good luck to y'all

9/18/2013 3:59:48 PM

ITT, EMCE is concerned for 0EPII1's general well being.

9/18/2013 4:16:02 PM

Also, ITT, EMCE probably likes the 197 lbs. version of this chick.

9/18/2013 4:17:35 PM

Yeah. We all have our quirks I guess.

Speaking of quirks, Kurtis636's session list says that he's been spending an inordinate amount of time looking at I am Hard's photo gallery. Care to explain?

9/18/2013 4:26:46 PM

Sinna would like the 225 version of this chick

^ why did i click on that

[Edited on September 18, 2013 at 4:28 PM. Reason : ]

9/18/2013 4:27:46 PM

9/18/2013 4:53:39 PM

^she doesn't even look healthy

9/18/2013 5:07:18 PM

looks good to me. Thats a real woman.

9/18/2013 5:10:08 PM

All of you would slap her tittyballs around. You just wouldn't admit it to anyone.

9/18/2013 5:14:52 PM

i'd bang the hell out of her but i have no idea what's going on with her waistline. photoshop? i need another angle

[Edited on September 18, 2013 at 5:18 PM. Reason : for research purposes]

9/18/2013 5:18:23 PM

Fat turned skinny girls often party the hardest I've ever seen. (probably due to their lower mass and alcohol tolerance, at least in part.)

9/18/2013 5:43:29 PM

Ill take her at 124

9/18/2013 6:34:00 PM