We hid in the bedroom until it was safe to come out.

10/31/2013 11:11:12 PM

Zero! Lights out bitches.

11/1/2013 1:00:40 AM

At one point I saw a creepy ass 2.5' tall Jason running down my driveway with a machete.

11/1/2013 8:20:59 AM

None, I had no trick or treaters. That's the bad part about being on a new road I guess. Hell I had 6 bags of candy and decorated the house with lights and all sorts of stuff.

Maybe next year, until then, I have lots of candy with idea what to do with it all.

11/1/2013 9:08:01 AM

1

... until i remembered to turn off the porch light

11/1/2013 9:11:22 AM

First Halloween since I bought my house so I was excited. Had maybe 15 kids come by....I have a shitload of candy left.

11/1/2013 9:43:17 AM

There is so much candy downstairs in the break room at work today.

11/1/2013 9:49:32 AM

A new record, 9. We handed out tons of candy to each person, plus juice boxes. They were too pumped about the juice.

11/2/2013 1:19:53 PM

Got Trick or Treaters last night. And they were confused as to why I didn't have much candy for them. I told them to look at a calendar.

11/2/2013 4:07:38 PM

^ LOL was it one of those neighborhood arrangements to not do it on Halloween itself?

11/2/2013 4:22:43 PM

No, actually! I read about those but there was no indication that my neighborhood or anyone in my city was going to do that. I got plenty of Trick or Treaters on Halloween night, despite heavy rain. I think it might have just been because their parents were dicks and wouldn't let them out on a school night.

11/2/2013 4:30:04 PM

We are far too remote to have trick or treaters. There are maybe 4 or 5 children within a couple of miles of here.

11/2/2013 8:21:30 PM