I wait till the 2nd page to start eating

3/28/2016 3:54:54 PM

I save my salad for last.

3/28/2016 6:39:22 PM

salad last makes a nice poop scrub plug to clean everything up that comes out before it

3/28/2016 6:53:21 PM

I guess if I'm having meat and two vegetables, I kinda eat them all together at approximately the same rate

a lil chicken and taters in at once, kinda evenly

3/29/2016 2:17:13 AM

I like to eat the food from Cook Out

3/29/2016 12:25:32 PM

i dont put poptarts in the toaster

4/7/2016 9:49:16 AM

Not a ritual, but eating popcorn always makes my hands itch (well, the parts that have been in contact with the popcorn).

4/7/2016 1:24:49 PM

That's the number one sign of imminent death

4/7/2016 1:27:57 PM

i like cheese

4/7/2016 9:08:43 PM

I always start eating sandwiches from the top(rounded part) of bread.

I eat slices of pizza on my plate from smallest to biggest, its a psychological thing. “That slice was awesome..the next 2 slices are even bigger…that was just the start!” kind of thing.

I use a fork to eat french fries with ketchup. I don’t like dipping, i drizzle it over the fries and use a fork to not get fingers messy.

When eating cereal, I try to take the biggest spoonfuls of cereal I can take in the beginning, leaving the most milk left over as possible to drink afterwords. Speaking of which, I use fairlife protein drinks exclusively instead of milk when eating my cereal.

I feel like I have more but thats all I can think of now.

Quote :

"This a pretty good thread, back to the top."

5/30/2022 2:30:31 AM

I only like pineapple by itself.

Anything with pineapple included(pizza, that pineapple cake) etc…i think is nasty

10/22/2022 3:11:26 AM

Eat poptarts like i eat jelly donuts. Outside in to where last bite is all jelly

12/21/2023 2:37:46 PM

^^I love pineapple in Poke bowls with jalapenos and green onions and stuff

12/21/2023 3:36:18 PM

Jersey mikes has these extra large cookies

Best way to eat them is to put them in your toaster oven on broil for 4-5 minutes (depending on cookie texture) before you start eating your sub

Then when you’re done eating, the cookie has a crunchy crust and a gooey inside

12/21/2023 11:49:20 PM

My favorite ritualistic way to eat food is to move my lower jaw up and down repeatedly in a crushing motion.

12/22/2023 10:30:14 AM

^^you take your toaster oven with you to Jersey Mike's?

12/22/2023 11:44:21 AM

I like to move my top jaw to crush the food against my stationary lower jaw

12/22/2023 12:24:34 PM

^Bullet = Mr. REACH, EXPOSED?!

12/22/2023 12:56:49 PM

I like to draw the food into my mouth with my outer jaws and then chew and swallow it with my inner jaws

12/22/2023 1:13:39 PM

justinh524 = Alien Xenomorph, EXPOSED?!

12/22/2023 1:41:34 PM

I don’t even chew chef boyardi products. Just insert into the mouth and swallow

12/22/2023 2:19:15 PM

No I'm actually a moray eel

12/22/2023 3:55:56 PM