2 pages of seasoning/poison

1/17/2014 1:00:30 PM

This would make a good japanese game show.

1/17/2014 1:01:53 PM

There is also only one teeny little packet of it for a ginormous tub of miso. So to use it as a seasoning, you would have to make like ... 40 gallons of soup or something.

1/17/2014 1:02:10 PM

^^ except make the packages in english

although we have enough pictures they could figure it out

1/17/2014 1:04:20 PM

one of those ocr translations had the word 'algae' pop up, i think NCSUHippie is right

1/17/2014 1:08:48 PM

She is coming to visit me tonight. I will sneak some into her food and see what happens.

1/17/2014 1:18:40 PM

just blow it in her face as she walks through the door

1/17/2014 1:21:17 PM

never trust a big butt and a smile

1/17/2014 1:23:39 PM

who has the big butt?

1/17/2014 1:24:54 PM

that girl

1/17/2014 1:32:02 PM

I got nothin' to lose. Mix it with some tequila and I'll do a shot!

1/17/2014 1:32:33 PM

1/17/2014 1:32:55 PM

1/17/2014 1:40:31 PM

Her verdict was "It doesn't taste like anything. It's like coffee grinds that don't taste like coffee."

1/17/2014 9:06:50 PM

rip ncsuhippie

1/17/2014 9:22:23 PM

Still alive! What should I do with my last hours?

1/17/2014 9:37:43 PM

Apparently the answer to that question was wreck Skwinkle's kitchen.

Powdered sugar everywhere.

1/17/2014 11:08:21 PM

#yolo

1/18/2014 12:40:27 AM

so, do you think it was intended for consumption? doesn't sound delicious...

[Edited on January 18, 2014 at 12:57 AM. Reason : I gather that it didn't dissolve]

1/18/2014 12:57:00 AM

document lesbian experiences please

1/18/2014 1:11:08 AM

Still alive?

Did you die from the Japanese powder or from alcohol poisoning?

Did you lez out first?

All of these questions are relevant to my interests, but feel free to answer in any order.

1/18/2014 8:37:51 AM

I'm still alive! The powder was very gritty. I did a very scientific experiment and mixed some of the powder with water with my finger. It didn't seem to dissolve. A small taste determined that the substance had no distinct flavor.

If by "lez out" you mean "Skwinkle making my passed-out ass get into bed halfway through watching Eurotrip" then yes... we lezed out.

1/18/2014 9:20:32 AM

I still say it was some sort of charcoal.

1/18/2014 9:56:36 AM

Dried seaweed sounds logical, but it looks like ^.

1/18/2014 10:54:58 AM

What would the purpose of charcoal in a foil wrapper be, though? I would think foil is generally non-permeable enough to make it useless as a container for a desiccant or odor remover. Moreover, who puts charcoal in a little bag in a food container?

1/18/2014 4:58:47 PM

Quote :

"who puts charcoal in a little bag in a food container?"

The Chinese, of course, in case you have to heat up the food on top of some mountain in a remote village in china.

1/18/2014 6:39:24 PM

I didnt think of dried seaweed. That does make sense.

1/18/2014 8:42:33 PM

Quote :

"If by "lez out" you mean "Skwinkle making my passed-out ass get into bed halfway through watching Eurotrip" then yes... we lezed out."

Nope, that's not what I meant.

1/18/2014 8:51:27 PM

its obviously dried seaweed or some other seasoning, the reason it says don't eat is because you are supposed to add it to your soup and not open the packet and eat it by itself.

1/18/2014 8:59:56 PM

She doesn't know I rubbed my boobs on her face after she passed out. Shhhh.

1/18/2014 9:00:19 PM

maybe its telling us not to eat the packaging... doesn't say anything about what's inside

1/18/2014 9:11:38 PM

Quote :

"She doesn't know I rubbed my boobs on her face after she passed out. Shhhh."

there we go!!

Also, wtf, isn't this the internet? I find it hard to believe we don't have anyone here who speaks/reads Japanese well enough to translate this? Where are all you basement-dwelling anime enthusiasts?

1/19/2014 7:42:42 AM

Im pretty sure someone translated it on the first page. One of dustm's friends.

1/19/2014 8:16:26 AM