Quote :

"The economy will collapse in fall of 2008. Hoard cash."

Leave it to Str8BacardiL to send information about something that happened 6 years back to himself 5 years ago. Might as well try to warn yourself about 9/11 while you're at it.

7/2/2014 2:50:32 PM

Quote :

"I said powerball + superbowl and/or stocks because if you hit powerball more than once, you'll probably get brought up on fraud or something. So hit the powerball and then bet it on sports or whatever and/or stocks to grow that money. You'd probably reach some sort of national celebrity if you bet your entire 200+ million on the superbowl and won, too."

i've read about people winning multiple large lottery prizes before.

7/2/2014 2:57:50 PM

other than obvious financial gain/relationship things....

you know what....i started typing this to note the date that my grandfather would die...but now that i think about it..would you really want to know something like that 4 or 5 years ahead of time?
almost like having a countdown clock to game over. the initial shock of losing someone very close to you is terrible, but would the anticipation of the known TOD be way worse?

7/2/2014 4:15:55 PM

keep your dick in your pants around fat chicks

7/2/2014 4:16:55 PM

invest in Twitter

I'd never get the tweet. I'm not on Twitter.

7/2/2014 4:43:52 PM

Change your major.

7/5/2014 7:48:18 PM

Neither current nor past self are on twitter. Would remarkto keep it that way.

7/5/2014 9:34:39 PM

Anybody named crazy_carl probably doesn't take advice on Twitter.

Dick's out regardless.

7/5/2014 11:27:31 PM

Drop the dumb, crazy bitch you're seeing & don't curse near your sensitive as shit boss

7/5/2014 11:40:09 PM

tell Russell Wilson to drop baseball

7/5/2014 11:42:27 PM

Quote :

"twitter is a miracle"

[Edited on July 5, 2014 at 11:46 PM. Reason : /]

7/5/2014 11:46:39 PM

^^No! I think things turned out okay for him.

7/6/2014 12:45:15 AM

Only listen to your friends advice regarding girlfriends. They were always right. That is your weakness. You have issues from the fact that your mother never loved you and walked out on you and forced you to live with a drug addicted Uncle, and you should go see therapy.

[Edited on July 6, 2014 at 10:30 AM. Reason : Just being real guys, not trolling for sympathy her]

7/6/2014 10:28:38 AM

With the Powerball numbers, wouldn't you really want to give the winning numbers from the day BEFORE somebody hit it? Otherwise you'd have to split the pot.

7/6/2014 10:29:44 AM

"Five years from this date you will tweet this to yourself."


And given the inevitability of this now guaranteed event, would know that my former self would spend the next five years awaiting to see if it would come true and attempt to force the absence of the tweet from occurring on the five year anniversary. Just to see how the universe would respond, perhaps to watch what happens when a law of the universe (as here, time travel) is violated in my attempts to remove all access to twitter on that fateful day where I sent the time traveling tweet.

7/6/2014 1:42:07 PM

"Do NOT sell your '66 Mustang - especially for what you're going to do with the money."

7/6/2014 5:21:39 PM