$250,000 fine coming your way

7/18/2014 11:06:49 AM

Quote :

"If you had 50k in cash you would only have to spend $137 a day to get rid of it in a year."

Quote :

"Thair Alwan and his son, Saill Fadhil, skimmed about $1.3 million in profits from their I Love NY Pizza shops in 2008 and 2009"

7/18/2014 11:11:04 AM

Pizza there always gave me the squirts... Nearly had a blowout in Daniels 208 one time.

7/18/2014 11:53:17 AM

Every single one of them had a late model black Mercedes luxury sports car that would be lined up in the reserved parking spots behind the building, depending when they were in.

They did everything wrong: Numerous Nine Thousand Dollar deposits and expensive cars.

The Feds just have discretion about who to prosecute. Clearly this was racially motivated by 9/11

and in response to the earlier comments, yes their daughter was a fuckin hottie behind the counter cutting the slices

7/18/2014 12:45:42 PM

Quote :

"It's like going to a sushi place and dunking your sushi into the slurry of soy sauce and wasabi "

I love soy sauce, and every nearly piece of sushi that enters my mouth has been dipped (not dunked) in it. (I don't like wasabi, so that's a non-issue here)


sorry for partying

7/18/2014 1:03:00 PM

out of context

[Edited on July 18, 2014 at 1:11 PM. Reason : fags]

7/18/2014 1:10:01 PM

^^ I, too, am a grown ass person who can decide how my food should be seasoned.

wahhhhh, he added salt and pepper to his food, what an insult!!!!!!!

That's literally what you sound like when you tell me I shouldn't use soy and wasabi on my sushi. Literally.

[Edited on July 18, 2014 at 2:25 PM. Reason : l]

7/18/2014 2:21:11 PM

Quote :

"haha, man this is the kind of thing I randomly daydream about.. like if I "found" a bag that had a million bucks in cash or something. Legally, i'm supposed to declare shit like that and pay taxes. fuck that noise."

Same here. But first things first...the money definitely belongs to some seriously bad and pretty powerful dudes. So we gotta get way out of the country. I wanna go south where the cost of living is low, but I'd totally get robbed on my road trip to Belize. Gonna have to go by boat or a plane of sorts.

Then I think you just buy a new identity/citizenship and some modest property. Have some dudes install a huge safe in your place before you kill them.

7/18/2014 4:17:08 PM

^ #mcafeelife

7/18/2014 5:00:52 PM