This needs to be a family feud thing.


because lube.

7/18/2014 8:14:35 AM

Glock
Extra glock magazines
Flashlight
Rolls of spare change
Assorted Foreign currency
An old wallet
Condoms

/my nightstand has 2 huge drawers

7/18/2014 8:15:19 AM

why does everyone have a glock?

7/18/2014 1:15:43 PM

why do you have a taser?

7/18/2014 1:26:15 PM

why does everyone have lube? is there a moisture deficiency epidemic that I'm totally unaware of?

lamp
knife
bullets
chap stick
qi wireless phone charger
1 book
1 comic book
tissue box
basket underneath with misc. crap like watches, keys, receipts, change, etc.


[Edited on July 18, 2014 at 3:50 PM. Reason : ]

7/18/2014 3:48:06 PM

^ u do buttsex with no lube? ouch!

7/18/2014 4:20:13 PM

I refuse to believe that a glock is the best thing to keep on a bedside table

7/18/2014 4:28:26 PM

^^speaking from vast experience I presume.

7/18/2014 4:43:09 PM

roaches and firewater

7/18/2014 4:44:52 PM

flashlight
charger for flashlight
collapsable steel baton

7/18/2014 4:52:31 PM

Nothing. Night stand doesn't have a drawer, and we only have one bc the bed is so large.

7/18/2014 4:55:29 PM

clothes since I can't fit a true bedside table, I just use my dresser

7/18/2014 4:56:40 PM

^^^^^ in your wet dreams weirdo

7/18/2014 5:18:04 PM

wrist watches that need batteries
3 vehicle titles
old cell phone
kiwi strawberry flavored lube


have a kid so keep the .357 in a safe

7/18/2014 5:46:19 PM

Lube
Butter sauce
Desert eagle
Mirror
Deworming cocaine

7/18/2014 6:16:42 PM

Quote :

"kiwi strawberry flavored lube "

Eww, that stuff tastes awful.
















D'oh

7/18/2014 6:33:50 PM

Junk in the drawer. Condoms that will just rot away, lube, random international coins, nic nac shit from when I was a kid that I never knew what to do with. The only things that need to be in there are nail clippers, lube and a flashlight
In the bottom cabinet its just random books I opened once, got bored and threw in there...and a fire extinguisher

7/18/2014 6:40:50 PM

Quote :

"Exiled: I keep reading flashlight as fleshlight...made for an awkward moment when BridgetSPK had one."

LOL, I read it the same way a couple times.

My friend actually had a fleshlight-for-women idea. Her description sounded an awful lot like a dildo housed in a fake flashlight. But her dude was telling her it was stupid so I got on her team and agreed it was a brilliant idea. We made sketches. She wanted it extra floppy. Her man was confounded.

[Edited on July 18, 2014 at 7:20 PM. Reason : ]

7/18/2014 7:18:00 PM

The box my ring came in
Chapstick
Benadryl
A book of inspirational/cute quotes


Sorry, I'm boring.

7/18/2014 9:52:52 PM

Sig
extra Sig magazine
vibrating cockring
remote control for the ceiling fan
remote control for something else, not sure what

7/18/2014 10:00:25 PM

My nightstand has no drawers. On the top surface I typically have a walnut bowl that usually holds my watch and some chapstick, touch-base lamp, and glasses in their case.

On the bottom shelf is usually assorted magazines (Dwell, Architectural Digest, Architectural Record), a glass for water, and whatever books I'm reading.

7/18/2014 10:02:35 PM

Whoa, top surface is a whole nother matter.

Your walnut bowl sounds nice though. Who carved it for you?

7/18/2014 10:18:03 PM

ok, so lets redefine this as ' what is within 5 feet of your bed' , as that encompass the dresser, and bookshelves, and my closet next to the bed

4 pistols(1 in top of dresser drawer, 1 in lower drawer in dresser, 2 in closet)
~200 rounds of ammunition in magazines for said pistols
1 shotgun (used to be the 870 12 guage, now replaced by the 1100 20 guage, with 5 rounds of #4 loaded)
~200 rounds of shotgun ammo
6 flashlights
1 bullet resistant vest
random basket of stuff emptied from pockets
extra phone
random extra belts
200 feet of Velcro, in rolls
lube
condoms
4 or 5 pocketknives
wife's spare contacts
my spare glasses
spare keys

The dresser top drawers are sorta a catch all for general stuff we keep in the bedroom, and my closet is sorta like a zombie Armageddon stockpile.

7/18/2014 10:25:05 PM

Quote :

"Whoa, top surface is a whole nother matter. Your walnut bowl sounds nice though. Who carved it for you? "

well I felt left out since I don't have a drawer, so I improvised with my answer

I got the bowl from a local vendor at their tent during an art event in town. I really like carved wooden bowls, boxes, etc.

7/18/2014 10:37:34 PM

Local vendor's cooler than Pier 1, I guess.

But you should consider materializing some relatives who can carve bowls for you.

[Edited on July 18, 2014 at 11:26 PM. Reason : ]

7/18/2014 11:25:04 PM

S&W .38
ashtray
cocaine

7/18/2014 11:28:43 PM

Is the cocaine for sale?

7/18/2014 11:34:17 PM

it's a souvenir

also, as they always say

"Lube is for rubes
Cocaine eases the butthole pain["

[Edited on July 18, 2014 at 11:48 PM. Reason : add another note]

7/18/2014 11:46:16 PM

his shit is pretty stepped on

7/18/2014 11:46:26 PM

not relatively speaking, but it's probably worthless nowadays due to the degradation in potency of the acid form over time

7/18/2014 11:54:23 PM

LOL, y'all crazy.

[Edited on July 19, 2014 at 12:02 AM. Reason : ]

7/19/2014 12:01:16 AM

kylekatern is a doomsday prepper?


Mine has my collection of watches (20+), so I can easily pick one up in the morning before heading out.

7/19/2014 1:43:39 AM

0EPII1 is a timepiece enthusiast?

7/19/2014 1:52:57 AM

yup!

7/19/2014 1:57:23 AM

A copious amount of junk in a drawer.

7/19/2014 2:13:35 AM

ipad mini
a shitload of gum (various flavors of Extra Dessert Delights)
a tin that contains my petty cash fund and any credit cards/gift cards that aren't currently in my wallet rotation
a notepad



Yeah I'm pretty boring.

7/19/2014 5:05:17 PM

Quote :

"4 pistols(1 in top of dresser drawer, 1 in lower drawer in dresser, 2 in closet) ~200 rounds of ammunition in magazines for said pistols 1 shotgun (used to be the 870 12 guage, now replaced by the 1100 20 guage, with 5 rounds of #4 loaded) ~200 rounds of shotgun ammo 6 flashlights 1 bullet resistant vest random basket of stuff emptied from pockets extra phone random extra belts 200 feet of Velcro, in rolls lube condoms 4 or 5 pocketknives wife's spare contacts my spare glasses spare keys "

you're a damn idiot

7/21/2014 6:29:49 PM

silicone lube for anal
water based lube for the rest
some novelty glow in the dark condoms that probly arent any good
some lifestyles
weed
vaporizer
some random receipts and business cards

7/21/2014 8:08:33 PM

Lube
Social security card
Flashlight

7/21/2014 8:21:26 PM

2 external vibrators
1 rabbit style vibrator
Sour Strawberry lube
Plain water based lube
warming massage gel & lube
Cooling massage gel & lube
Vaseline
Rx samples for my kidneys
Hair accessories
pill splitter
Cords for my rechargeable vibes
Pepper spray
Solarcaine
Bandaids
old work badges

7/21/2014 9:30:17 PM

Quote :

"ok, so lets redefine this as ' what is within 5 feet of your bed'"

no, let's fucking not

we aren't going to change the premise of the thread just so you can brag about your arsenal

fucking gun nut tryhard

7/21/2014 9:40:14 PM

Quote :

"BridgetSPK: For people who don't want to go all the way with dorm-style living, I think regular nightstands should have a refrigerated drawer."

i just grabbed a beer while lying in bed

[Edited on July 22, 2014 at 12:04 AM. Reason : .]

7/22/2014 12:01:27 AM

extra bullets
pen/paper
remote to car / alarm in case of emergency to alert the neighbors
a few manuals to electronics in the bedroom

pretty boring

7/22/2014 9:12:10 AM

Dwell magazine
lube
tea lights
wrist/ankle cuffs
blindfold

7/22/2014 8:10:07 PM

CONDOMS AND CATNIP

7/22/2014 9:29:05 PM

^ poor cat

7/22/2014 11:18:00 PM

so because I don't have a small dresser next to my bed, and instead use a section of my closet, that is 6 inches from my side of the bed, as well as the top drawers of the dresser in the room instead, means that my items don't count?

and tryhard gunnut would seem to indicate that I went out and emptied the safe, or put all my guns near the bed, vs simply inventorying what was normally stored near the bed or put up in the closet. Theory being that if its not on my person, it needs to not be elsewhere where the 10 or 2 year old can easily be around stuff unsupervised.

Besides, if you pocket carry your normal EDC gun, then it tends to be small, and if you open carry around a property or when clearing brush, etc where snakes are an issue, a full sized handgun with a decent belt holster makes more sense. Keeping both handy near where I get dressed and sleep also makes sense.

Not sure where the personal attacks are coming from, feels much like boredom

and unless other folks keep a go bag of some sort in their cars, and don't keep anything in the house, not sure what better place than the master bedroom there is to keep stuff that is packed up in case you have to leave the house in a hurry, be it an impromptu range trip, or dogs going nuts at 2 am, or taking the family to a safer location when a tornado or hurricane is getting close.

7/24/2014 12:16:25 AM

now you're even more of a tryhard for writing out that long ass response

[Edited on July 24, 2014 at 11:14 AM. Reason : just stop, it's ok]

7/24/2014 11:14:39 AM

I keep a miniature bedside table in my bedside table...next to my glock and lube.

7/24/2014 6:18:18 PM

Protection from snakes: this is why I carry

7/24/2014 6:25:19 PM