i was parked in traffic on wake forest rd and a dumbass walks in front of my vehicle into next the lane, problem was the lane wasnt blocked like mine. a lady driving a corolla going 40 mph hits him and he bounces off the windshield launching him 15 feet up into the air. he stood up immediately miraculously.

leaving a night nc state basketball game i saw a car t bone a cop car so hard it spun around 180 degrees that they parked in the freaking middle of the exit ramp for blue ridge from wade ave.

saw co worker running around with his pants on fire from a blown transmission oil cooler line in full size van that didnt have the doghouse installed

10/26/2019 6:39:16 AM

Once saw a drunk guy liquid shit all over a train seat and the try to cover it up by sloshing it onto the floor.

10/26/2019 8:03:26 AM

I once was on a long train ride home after a BVB game, and these four drunken dudes hop in and sing this song, the entire ride home:

Dicks out, Say Hello,

I Fuck very Good!

Hello pretty ladies,

I fuck super good!

Dicks out, say hello

I fuck very good!....

for like 45 min. Very annoying.

10/26/2019 1:38:03 PM

That sounds like a good fucking jam

10/26/2019 2:26:15 PM

Guy dying on floor after shooting himself in the head

10/26/2019 5:42:37 PM

day in the life of a fireman or paramedic.

10/26/2019 6:13:11 PM

One night around 2 or 3AM after the bars had closed I was in a 24 hour diner at a truck stop in college town. While I waited on my sausage omelet, there was one table with two truck drivers with two ladies; nearby there was a table with about four undergrads.

Out of the blue, one of the truck drivers shouted out, "I bet I got the biggest dick in this place!" A college kid responded that he'd take up that challenge. Truck driver said "Whip it out", college students laugh it off.

Truck driver gets up, walks over to the other table, says, "Put up or shut up". College student says, "Man, I'm just joking". Punches are thrown, the soda machine gets knocked over, someone (I'm not even sure who at this point) screams that another guy now has a knife out.

Police arrive about five minutes later. One of the ladies at the truckers' table comes up to me and says, "That college boy exposed himself to me! You saw it!" (which I did not see). I tell her, "Lady, I just wanna stay out of this".

I get my omelet and take it home to eat.

The End

10/26/2019 7:37:07 PM