Quote :

"The court could look favorably on what Fogle has suffered since the sandwich chain cut ties with its spokesman after 15 years in terms of lost income, lost contracts and damaged reputation."

lol

How dare you allow my client's reputation to be damaged, simply because he raped a bunch of children

8/21/2015 12:50:58 AM

Just a reminder, the Silk Road dude got fucking life in prison, and wasn't indicted on the attempted murder charges.

8/21/2015 1:13:46 AM

his fogley wife want a divorce


[Edited on August 21, 2015 at 2:03 AM. Reason : .]

8/21/2015 2:00:55 AM

^^ Drugs are bad mmmkay
We all know a website that could allow the trade of DRUGS is so much worse then fucking teenagers, molesting little girls and child pR0n.

8/21/2015 2:17:23 AM

http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/maryland/crime/blog/bs-md-shattuck-sentencing-20150820-story.html?941

So a Baltimore Ravens cheerleader got 48 weekends in jail for raping a 15 yr old. I assume Jared will get a similar sweet deal, because he is also an attractive female.

8/21/2015 2:58:53 PM

lots of fucked up stuff going down in that baltimore crime blog

Quote :

"For second time in a month, gun found in Baltimore Police station holding cell"

8/21/2015 5:31:57 PM

^^If you find the texts where she plotted to do it with underage people and had a friend who shared secret tapes of naked boys with her, then we can talk.

I understand how upsetting the "double standard" stuff is. But, in a lot of cases, the situations are very different, and it's obvious to EVERYONE that they're different. Any decent judge can see it. And you can go fuck yourself if you're unwilling to observe the difference. A lot of the women who get caught up in that garbage are the OPPOSITE of predatory.

Men in the same situation should be treated the same way, in my opinion, and they usually are: fast 15-year-old girls typically don't report it when they foolishly come on to the depressed neighbor dude next door. There are situations where they're pressed to report something, but there is still extraordinary amounts of "illegal" sex that never gets reported by underage females. Cause, at the time, they feel and/or know they were complicit--if not predatory--themselves.

[Edited on August 21, 2015 at 7:02 PM. Reason : ]

8/21/2015 6:55:23 PM

^ you seem to know a lot about "fast 15 year old girls". tell us more

8/21/2015 10:06:06 PM

Damn, it was just a joke Bridget.

I figured people would get that by me calling Jared an attractive female.

Don't be mad boo

8/21/2015 10:21:04 PM

I'm not mad, but it wasn't a joke.

8/21/2015 10:31:42 PM

Except it was. I do think she got off way light, but I don't expect Jared to get any sort of similar sweetheart deal. He's gonna go to federal pound me in the ass prison.

Quote :

"He said Shattuck reached out to his son through her own son with the message "Call my mom. She thinks you're hot.""

That's all kinds of fucked up. Using your son to hook up with his friend? They should have taken away her kids.

8/22/2015 10:05:30 AM

a 15 year old boy getting a beej from an NFL cheerleader... that poor kid.

8/22/2015 10:44:13 AM

Where can I find these fast 16 yr old girls

8/22/2015 1:28:56 PM

Saw someone on facebook with the comment along the lines of, "What did Subway expect? They kept trying to get Jared into smaller pants"

8/22/2015 4:18:41 PM

Missed this earlier from BridgetSPK:

Quote :

"Alright, so I'm not tryna be funny. But was/is this guy mentally ill? How does a man gain that much weight in the first place? And how do they lose that much weight on Subway sandwiches? Like, something about this dude's life is very weird just considering his weight gain/loss alone. Was his being a pervert related to this stuff in some way?"

I wondered this myself. Older friend of mine pled guilty last month to federal child sex crimes and he too used to be a pretty big bastard who seemed to wake up last year and decide to lose all his weight. He got fit as fuck in just a few months. It was such a drastic change that some people who didn't see him for three months didn't even recognize him! We all thought he was just getting his shit together. Seems now it had more to do with the leader of the porn ring getting busted in January and he was trying to change his appearance. But he did go from a big bastard like Jared to a skinny guy. He gets sentenced in October but I think he will be getting an extended vacation courtesy of the federal government.

8/22/2015 4:55:24 PM

So are you saying that Jared's weightloss was due to being a pedophile, rather than eating Subway sammiches?

8/22/2015 6:27:11 PM

Ayo, I need to lose like 30lbs. Any of y'all on that pedo diet?

8/22/2015 7:00:14 PM

Probably had a diet of nothing but granola bars and fruit snacks, to fit in, yadig

8/22/2015 7:00:47 PM

I was thinking goldfish and gummy bears, but that might could work too

8/22/2015 7:02:37 PM

And Jesus juice!

Lol, just meant that the kind of people that can do this shit are apparently able to dedicate themselves to making radical changes to their lifestyle. Jared did it before he was a dirty perv (or at least had the money/opportunity to do it) and the guy I knew did it after he was obviously worried about getting caught.

8/22/2015 8:08:24 PM

Are you sure he knew he was going to get caught? Maybe he lost the weight to appear more attractive to the children he was trying to bwn.

8/22/2015 8:11:00 PM

drastically altering appearances to avoid law enforcement usually doesn't work unless you move to another city/state/country, so i've heard

8/22/2015 8:16:51 PM

Obviously as he got caught. He had a good job and his wife and kids were here, so he couldn't have done that without raising lots more suspicion from people that knew him. He even sold his truck and got a completely different make/model/color.

[Edited on August 23, 2015 at 7:13 AM. Reason : ]

8/23/2015 7:12:16 AM

So I'm assuming Jared will rekindle his desire for footlongs when he gets to the pen?

8/23/2015 10:45:22 AM

^
and is it possible to "eat fresh" when tossing salad

8/23/2015 12:05:21 PM

Lets get this thread some music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbzkwLWK-Ps

8/23/2015 12:51:50 PM

Quote :

"He even sold his truck and got a completely different make/model/color."

because police don't have access to DMV records.

8/23/2015 2:34:26 PM

His "Childhood Obesity Foundation" was supposed to help obese children, but it did no such thing. Instead it may have been a vehicle for him to get access to minors. The foundation's executive director is facing charges for PRODUCING child porn

http://m.mic.com/articles/124297/jared-fogle-s-childhood-obesity-foundation-never-issued-a-single-grant

8/25/2015 12:36:00 AM

Does this mean that Subway knew what was up with Fogle before he got busted?


http://www.wusa9.com/story/money/2015/08/28/subway-executives-knew-jared-fogel-pedophile-children-former-franchisee/71297640/

8/28/2015 2:59:34 PM

I'd boycott Subway for knowing about Jered's pedo predilection, but frankly, I'm more outraged by how terrible their sandwiches have gotten over the years.

[Edited on August 28, 2015 at 4:11 PM. Reason : .]

8/28/2015 4:11:26 PM

Subway started turning to the dark side when their method of slicing bread changed. They used to (correctly) cut a wedge out of the roll, fill up the cavity with food, then plug it back up with the wedge


Now, they just lazily slice the bread in half, ejaculate their fixins onto your sandwich, and dispose of their creation in the customers hands.



Honestly, knowledge of kid molestation doesn't surprise me

8/28/2015 4:27:54 PM

^ this

I remember the first time I went to subway and they cut it straight across. I about lost it.

8/28/2015 7:06:42 PM

I haven't been to a subway since that change apparently.

8/28/2015 8:49:12 PM

The Jared Fogle theme song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bpOBAwrFVw
or
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ND5bW-pnsts

Others:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j75tJNYwWkY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zljYVfHdAOE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hn0ZJHVH17I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJwOlRhGbeU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTM40o3WgZo

[Edited on August 28, 2015 at 10:21 PM. Reason : more]

8/28/2015 9:58:28 PM

^^

8/29/2015 12:26:05 AM

I could be wrong but that change happened 15 years ago.

8/29/2015 7:14:14 AM

That change did happen long ago.

8/29/2015 9:29:08 AM

One thing that has never changed is EMCE's lighthearted approach to topics like child abuse. Because he finds things like that to be hilarious. Just saying.

8/29/2015 9:34:42 AM

You guys knew about this right? He only lost weight because the subway was downstairs from his dorm room where he sold porn whilst in college.

Quote :

" while at Indiana University, Jared ran a black market pornography rental service straight out of his dorm room. From Best Week Ever: His porn collection was vast and extensive, and Fogle took his business pretty seriously. A video would run a patron a dollar a day (cheap!), and people would come from all over to take advantage of the deal. Needless to say, Jared had enough porn to keep his customers happy. It only gets darker from there. The reason Jared started chowing down on Subway sandwiches in the first place was because the chain had opened up a store on the first floor of his college dorm. And since his “job” (read: dealing out porn to his friends for free) was just a closet away from his bed, “Jared began eating the sandwiches out of extreme laziness.”"

http://gawker.com/subway-jared-allegedly-ran-porn-lending-library-out-of-1716201251

8/29/2015 11:20:29 AM

So lemme get this straight.

This dude had child porn and fucked minors.

And that story uses "it only gets darker" to refer to the man's laziness?

8/29/2015 3:23:33 PM

I think the takeaway from all this is that if you want to lose weight, become a pedophile.

8/29/2015 4:27:42 PM

8/29/2015 4:48:57 PM

I still don't see how he sat on his ass renting out porn and then going downstairs to eat Subway helped him lose weight.

8/29/2015 9:48:15 PM

^I can see how it would help lose l like 50 pounds or so but it's hard to see how he lost 245 lbs or whatever the hell it was on just that.

I guess his 19 year old metabolism helped too, but I don't even know how you'd get that heavy by that age without being seriously addicted to food.

I guess maybe his porn addiction took the place of his food addiction?

8/30/2015 2:11:16 PM

Dude, you're a genius.

8/30/2015 3:42:54 PM

Diet plus exercise.

Exercise in this case was furious masturbation.

8/30/2015 5:34:46 PM

Quote :

"So lemme get this straight. This dude had child porn and fucked minors. And that story uses "it only gets darker" to refer to the man's laziness?"

Post of the year

8/30/2015 6:18:30 PM

Quote :

"So lemme get this straight. This dude had child porn and fucked minors. And that story uses "it only gets darker" to refer to the man's laziness?"

Post of the year

8/30/2015 6:18:30 PM

^ Double post of the year.

8/30/2015 6:27:41 PM

8/31/2015 10:49:14 AM