dog your face looks like Thunder just saw Lo Pan go down

8/11/2016 12:11:53 PM

I remember some friends that were around that age dating men approaching 40 and older.... it usually ended way over the top with some dramatic event (often, but not always, with alcohol involved) and the stories they told me about their relationship made me sad


years later they sometimes reflected how they were attempting to escape something..... however my friends parents are 12 years apart (she mid 20's when they met) have 2 kids and do well, so I mean.... good luck smath? prove us wrong!

8/11/2016 12:12:09 PM

goalielax said:

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"dog your face looks like Thunder just saw Lo Pan go down"

This is one of the best posts I've ever seen on the Wolf Web.

8/11/2016 12:29:04 PM

my money is on daddy issues.

8/11/2016 1:41:54 PM

^^ Makes me sad that I don't get it

8/11/2016 1:45:32 PM

addicted to my Smath74, can't sleep

8/11/2016 1:46:57 PM

Watch Big Trouble in Little China, scotieb24.

8/11/2016 1:49:09 PM

lol, found it, wtf lol

8/11/2016 1:54:15 PM

damn, does this mean goalielax won the internet? bc he def at least won tww today

[Edited on August 11, 2016 at 2:32 PM. Reason : ^thanks for the clip, now I too get the reference]

8/11/2016 2:31:57 PM

this has butterface with esteem issue written all over it.

these girls have a decent body but the face is busted, so guys her own age with any sort of status don't mess with her. as a result, she looks for someone out of her normal age range, so she can claim it's that she's into that type of guy not that she can't get guys her own age.

fortunately for girls like this, there are plenty of late 30 - early 40 guys with issues of their own and something to prove. similar to the sad young girls they "date", these guys can't get women with decent looks and personality who are their own age, so they date a young girl with the busted face and issue because they can latch on to the fact she's young rather than evaluate the obvious troubles they have interacting with women around their own age.

8/11/2016 2:42:12 PM

I see what you are doing here

Like back in college when the guys would tell our friend she had a hairy chest to get her to flash to disprove it

8/11/2016 2:44:52 PM

I read in a science journal, when you call someone out for having a butterface, there is a 90% chance the accuser suffers that same sad and lonely fate

It also said butterface 100% of the time caused sufferers to lead unproductive welfare-funded lives, with no ambitions or future potential other than hopefully marrying old rich so they may one day realize their potential through cosmetic surgery

[Edited on August 11, 2016 at 2:50 PM. Reason : .]

8/11/2016 2:47:55 PM

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"these girls have a decent body but the face is busted, so guys her own age with any sort of status don't mess with her."

that's not nearly always the case. i've known many smoking hot girls (including face) who've dated dudes 15+ years older than them.

case in point, i lived with a hot ass girl for a year in college (we were about 20 or 21). she dated a dumbass guy in his mid 30's for a while. they broke up. she then dated a slightly less of a dumbass guy in his mid 30's with a 10 year old kid. there were multiple times when me and my other roommate would come home after drinking and whatnot to find a child sitting on the couch watching TV while crazy bitch roommate and old man were up in her room doing god knows what.

crazy bitches aren't always ugly bro.

8/11/2016 2:52:54 PM

crazy always finds crazy. FACT!

8/11/2016 3:24:28 PM

i'd still wager butterface here

8/11/2016 3:26:24 PM

^ which is it, butterface or daddy issues?

8/11/2016 3:31:42 PM

oh i'm not dating her or anything. just friends.

8/11/2016 3:46:05 PM

Well that's even worse now you are just a sucker.. haha

8/11/2016 3:56:07 PM

ay on the real have she ever had to clarify for you that the two of you were doing an activity "as friends"

text her about going to see suicide squad, she's like, "ok, as friends, right?"

she introduce you as "her friend justin" when you happen to see her friends out and about

because she definitely didn't make plans that included you and her friends, right

8/11/2016 3:59:04 PM

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"^ which is it, butterface or daddy issues?"

both.

8/11/2016 4:00:56 PM

lol at all the jelly haters ITT

8/11/2016 4:11:58 PM

I don't hate jelly, but i prefer preserves.

8/11/2016 4:28:41 PM

jam is my jam

8/11/2016 4:49:21 PM

I mean mostly just friends anyway. I'm having plenty of fun don't worry ha. Don't want to limit myself and all...

8/11/2016 4:55:09 PM

voulez vous coucher avec moi, ce soir, free your organge marmalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaade

8/11/2016 5:10:26 PM

I think TT10 wants to be in Smath's harem

8/11/2016 5:27:12 PM

now who's jelly

8/11/2016 5:31:33 PM

I'm still waiting on the video. We were promised a video of 21 yo barking like a chihuahua and it has yet to be delivered.

8/11/2016 5:56:37 PM

smath, this is how I get my view count up?

8/11/2016 6:08:16 PM

We are at bada for another few minutes

8/11/2016 7:23:11 PM

So how much is an outcall from back pages these days?

8/11/2016 7:23:25 PM

The cognitive dissonance in the thread

8/11/2016 7:54:27 PM

OP excluded

8/11/2016 8:28:10 PM

definitely in the phone as "free food"


you tell her about the time you got "hacked" yet?

8/11/2016 8:47:16 PM

Seems very Johnston county...

8/11/2016 11:55:19 PM

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"these guys can't get women with decent looks and personality who are their own age"

This might come as a shock to you, but most guys would prefer to sleep with women who are younger than them.

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"now who's jelly"

Not me. Have a great time though!!

8/12/2016 12:05:51 AM

Well that escalated quickly. We watched the meteor shower a little last night. Then [redacted]... then a poltergeist put her mirror on the floor.

8/12/2016 7:29:32 AM

lol at trying to hide you are sleeping with her by indirectly telling us many times that you in fact are.

8/12/2016 7:46:17 AM

?

8/12/2016 8:49:55 AM

TBF we haven't even seen any photos that aren't from that one night. Sounds like he hung out with this busted face girl one time and tried to get some e-fame for it.

good news for him, it worked.

bad news for him, it's still sad.

8/12/2016 9:38:26 AM

...or...she only has one outfit

8/12/2016 9:48:11 AM

^^ Really? You are asking me what you have written?

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"I mean mostly just friends anyway. I'm having plenty of fun don't worry ha. Don't want to limit myself and all..."

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"Then [redacted]... "

[emphasis mine]

8/12/2016 9:48:55 AM

I also found the humble brag disguised as a chivalrous attempt to conceal their 'true' relationship amusing

[Edited on August 12, 2016 at 10:04 AM. Reason : it's kind f endearing because you can tell smath is super excited about having sex]

8/12/2016 10:02:02 AM

Smath74 Why did your wife leave you?



[Edited on August 12, 2016 at 10:10 AM. Reason : Smath74]

8/12/2016 10:09:37 AM

^^ I tried to upvote/like your post, then realized I am on TWW

8/12/2016 10:31:16 AM

I'm confused as to how Smath is 36 and I'm 34, but he's always been a lot older as I remember (vaguely from people referencing him in past years)

I call shenanigans

I mean not that I care, but I feel like some truths were stretched here :33333

8/12/2016 10:35:36 AM

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"Smath74 Why did your wife leave you? "

I imagine it has something to do with him having major psychological problems. Dude is looney tunes.

8/12/2016 10:49:23 AM

gg smath

8/12/2016 10:52:44 AM

^^nah. i don't want to get into those reasons here, but i don't deny that our separation was hard to get over for a while.

8/12/2016 10:58:08 AM

Probably the dick pics

8/12/2016 11:29:46 AM