Quote :

"" What's the point of this test?" "Nothing, I just thought he could stand to lose a few pounds." "His jiggling is almost hypnotic." 'Its like a lava lamp.""

3/18/2003 1:11:17 AM

today's show at 6:30 was great


its where they are looking for the Brazilian boy and Homer gets kidnapped

3/18/2003 6:50:04 PM

"the man asked for a beer not a song lady"

3/19/2003 2:01:36 AM

Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers! I'm learnding!

3/19/2003 10:16:02 AM

angry dad rocks!

"I'm a rageaholic! I just can't live without rageahol!"

[Edited on March 19, 2003 at 6:42 PM. Reason : .]

3/19/2003 6:41:43 PM

The children are right to laugh at you, Ralph. These things couldn't cut through butter.

4/6/2003 2:53:05 PM

twas a re-run tonight

4/7/2003 12:20:59 AM

they fucked up tonights rerun, ran the ending too soon and had to rewind ^_^

4/8/2003 8:02:32 PM

Look out Itchy, he's Irish!

4/10/2003 3:01:51 PM

just posted this to chit chat, but i think it deserves a permanent place in the simpsons thread too:

4/10/2003 4:31:47 PM

"i didn't think it was physically possible... but this both sucks and blows at the same time"

4/23/2003 6:25:53 PM

Little Newark
Little Newark

5/14/2003 9:43:58 PM

I smell a cheesy tv crossover.

5/15/2003 10:52:48 AM

Barney's movie had heart, but Football in the Groin had a football in the groin.

6/4/2003 11:53:54 PM

Quote :

"fishbulb"

6/4/2003 11:57:37 PM

YOU ARE NGONGO NOW!!!111

6/20/2003 6:20:32 PM

yeah man, that was awesome

6/20/2003 6:25:09 PM

i think the newer episodes get better with age and repeated viewing amongst the rest of the rotation

[Edited on June 20, 2003 at 6:27 PM. Reason : but Futurama is still king for me right now ]

6/20/2003 6:27:27 PM

"People please! We're all frightened and horny!" - Mayor Quimby

"We've wiped out entire species before, and we can do it again! C'mon!" - Homer J. Simpson

"Well you really gotta han it to those dolphins, they just wanted it more." - Homer J. Simpson

6/25/2003 6:27:20 PM

TYROWNED POWER!!!1

7/19/2003 12:28:07 AM

"You know me, Marge. I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FLAMING!"

7/19/2003 1:22:25 AM

Homer- "Stupid sexy Flanders"

Homer- "Marge, this is my quest like that guy that single handedly built that rocketship to the moon. What's his name? Apollo Creed."

Homer- "Lisa what's your favorite movie?"
Lisa-"It was the Little Mermaid till you taped over it"
Homer-"That's right the odd couple! So meet your comically mismatched roommate BART! (Homer hums theme from The Odd Couple."
Bart-"I'm going to make your life a living hell!"
Lisa looks up for help and Homer just hums louder as he walks away (LMAO)

[Edited on July 19, 2003 at 2:34 AM. Reason : added one more]

7/19/2003 2:29:03 AM

In response to April's first one: "Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all (nothing at all, nothing at all, as it repeats in Homer's head)."

7/21/2003 8:29:37 AM

Quote :

""" What's the point of this test?" "Nothing, I just thought he could stand to lose a few pounds." "His jiggling is almost hypnotic." 'Its like a lava lamp."""

also good:

Quote :

" Moe: Agh.... who ever thought a whale could be so heavy.... oh geez it's the feds! ::whale moans::"

7/21/2003 5:01:45 PM

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"Buy me Bonestorm or go to Hell! "

gotta love the followup:

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" Son in this house we use a little word called "please"...."

[Edited on July 21, 2003 at 5:07 PM. Reason : j]

7/21/2003 5:06:49 PM

i didn't read everyone's so if someone has already posted some or all of these then sorry

Homer: Yeah, well you went to a cow college
Lenny: You're only calling us a cow college because we were founded by a cow

so the next time you're walking on the beach enjoying an hourglass or making cheap, low grade windshields, think where we'd be with out sand

“Daddy’s special medicine, which you must never use because it will ruin your life, let’s daddy see and hear magical things you will never experience. Ever!”

“So when somebody says I was an embarrassment to the country, I say ‘Depends on what the meaning of was is, jerk!’”
-Bill Clinton

Moe: “Homer the only way to get rid of a gypsy curse is to get one of those uh, whadda ya call em; leprechauns!”
Carl: “You know, I was hexed by a troll and a leprechaun cured that right up.”
Lenny: “Hey you know what’s even better is Jesus. He’s like 6 leprechauns.”
Carl: “Yeah but a lot harder to catch, uh go with the leprechaun.”

"Hello, I'm Leonard Nimoy. The following tale of alien encounters is true. And by true, I mean false. They're all lies, but they are entertaining lies. And in the end, isn't that the real truth? The answer is no."

7/21/2003 7:16:53 PM

Oh sorry son! I didn't know you, Jay Leno and a monkey were bathing a clown

7/22/2003 7:15:18 PM

7/23/2003 11:04:56 PM

Homer: I'm not scared of anything!
Marge: SOCK PUPPETS!!!
Homer: Where?!! Where? *runs off*

7/24/2003 12:13:41 AM

http://www.cnn.com/2003/SHOWBIZ/TV/08/19/sprj.em03.television.azaria.reut/index.html

8/19/2003 3:29:05 PM

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" Jay Sherman: So I told Woody Allen: 'Camu can-do but Sarta is Smart-ra' Patty and Selma: laughing, How droll Homer Simpson: OH Yeah, well...Scooby Doo can doo-doo but Jimmy Carter is smarter <silence> {tumbleweed rolls across living room} "

8/19/2003 5:10:11 PM

i wonder when the new season starts

9/25/2003 10:09:18 AM

"Skinner says the teachers will crack at any moment; purple monkey dishwasher"

9/25/2003 10:35:43 AM

I'm not sure, but Jerry Lewis is guest staring as Professor Frink's father at some point, the Halloween episode I believe.

9/25/2003 5:09:41 PM

OUT OF MY WAY, JERKASS!

9/25/2003 9:15:35 PM

its been almost a month, damn

10/22/2003 1:33:59 PM

hmm.. waiting for that halloween special....



oh well, new south park will be on soon

10/22/2003 1:36:59 PM

halloween special on Nov. 2

geeze louise, at least put it on friday or something

10/22/2003 2:05:50 PM

thx

10/22/2003 2:10:03 PM

i think this is like the third year in a row they've showed the halloween special AFTER halloween

10/22/2003 2:11:55 PM

wassup wit dat?

10/22/2003 2:13:31 PM

Does anyone know which episode it was in which Homer was hypnotized and experienced regressed memories. I believe it was the same episode in which we discover how Smithers's father died.

I found it.
The Blunder Years (#CABF21 / SI-1221)

[Edited on October 25, 2003 at 10:43 PM. Reason : d.n.d.]

10/25/2003 10:34:51 PM

that the one

smithers dad dies from radiation.. and what not

10/25/2003 10:44:22 PM

That is the one when Homer was screaming for like 2 days straight.

10/26/2003 1:43:34 AM

^fantasize marge, fantasize about burly!

10/26/2003 8:40:26 PM

Chad Sexington

10/26/2003 8:41:18 PM

burly to the rescue

10/26/2003 8:56:22 PM

homer ill tell you what i told redford, it aint gonna happen.

10/27/2003 2:30:40 PM

I can't wait until the new Treehouse of Horror!

[Edited on October 27, 2003 at 2:40 PM. Reason : a]

10/27/2003 2:37:55 PM

Nevermore

Why you little!!!!!!!!!!!!

10/27/2003 7:43:41 PM