lol he's dumb, drives a pos car, and possibly has a kid.

12/7/2008 2:18:13 PM

yeah, he WILL fuck your ass up. for a "one light stand".

12/7/2008 2:19:23 PM

wow

12/7/2008 2:42:41 PM

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/35274458.html

Quote :

"Don't Shave That Hair!!! "

12/7/2008 10:43:11 PM

^LOL

12/7/2008 10:49:52 PM

the part that got me about that dude (besides the completely obvious) is that he said he was versatile

i can't imagine him taking it up the ass

12/7/2008 11:18:27 PM

REALLY?

you imagined that?

REALLY?

12/8/2008 12:45:37 AM

Quote :

"reach down with some paper and try to pinch off the lingering loaf"

Quote :

"I now have a great respect for anal-hair. Like everything in this world God created, it has its mighty purpose in existence."

nice

12/8/2008 1:16:24 AM

http://greensboro.craigslist.org/w4w/948021646.html its the pics that are the gems

12/8/2008 7:30:45 PM

i lol'ed so hard:
http://raleigh.craigslist.org/mis/948238847.html

Quote :

"You flashed your boobs at me on my way outta the gas station about 2am. Your were in the back seat with some other girls. Nice baby ! I didn't know what to do that's why I laughed. I'd love to see em up close. Email me and tell me what color jeep I drove. You said to look on craigslist but I didn't see anything. I'm not usually a bold guy but I was trying to keep up with you guys on 40... All the way to 293 south but lost you at the turn off. I wasn't trying to stalk you but I felt kinda Horney and you seemed interested thought you could ditch your friends and we could party."

12/8/2008 10:46:21 PM

^ Does "party" always mean: To greet each other awkwardly, grope a little, prematurely ejaculate, say an even more awkward goodbye and then mope home? I rarely see it used in any other way, at least in these CL posts.

12/8/2008 11:51:42 PM

Quote :

"its the pics that are the gems"

It's too bad you didn't post them in this thread, so in 2 days when that ad gets taken down your post will be useless.

12/9/2008 12:02:42 AM

dang, i posted our fridge up for sale last night around midnight. had like 5 offers this morning, sold it at 8:30 tonight.. could have sold around 4pm, but i didnt wanna deliver.

thanks craigslist. now plz sell my car(s)

12/9/2008 12:07:25 AM

when it goes down dont you think the pics will then be removed as well and im not going thru the effort of putting them on anything i have so there

12/9/2008 12:08:12 AM

12/9/2008 12:10:56 AM

I agree.

12/9/2008 12:11:53 AM

do it your damn self
if not interested then dont click on the link
im sure im pmsing right now

12/9/2008 12:15:00 AM

OH GOD

NCJockGirl IS RAGGING

12/9/2008 12:22:36 AM

no theres a difference...if i was ragging i woulda said i was bleeding !

[Edited on December 9, 2008 at 12:37 AM. Reason : kiss]

12/9/2008 12:37:04 AM

"How I got a life (and love) on Craigslist: Online dating’s ‘bargain basement’ yields a buried treasure for one writer"

http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/28057143?GT1=43001

12/9/2008 10:06:55 AM

seeking for love - 21 (Cary)



She love you long time...


Looking for my special someone........(Princeton, NC)




WTF kid in the background?!

The good, the bad, and the ugly... - 27 (Durham)



I think I found the ugly...

[Edited on December 9, 2008 at 9:28 PM. Reason : ]

12/9/2008 9:23:14 PM

Single student looking for fun times over break - 24 (near ncsu)

Quote :

"I'm normally attracted to nerdy guys - extra perks if you're a scientist or engineer."

12/9/2008 9:33:14 PM

http://burlington.craigslist.org/w4w/951698977.html



you have to see the pics.

12/9/2008 11:03:11 PM

12/9/2008 11:03:56 PM

how the fuck they steal my pic!
dang i look good

12/9/2008 11:11:23 PM

There was just a good one on the daily show.

12/9/2008 11:17:23 PM

I wonder if this is support for the reason people approach military people with apprehension. . .

Quote :

"I used to live with three women and that is why I am willing to it again."

Quote :

"My Wife and I are looking for one or two female roommates. We have two roommates now but they are both moving out in February. My wife is 20 and I am 25. We are both in the navy and have begun to really start the whole staying in shape thing. My wife is a student as well as being in the navy and works odd hours but she is very quiet. If you are interested email me at apkadmiral84@aol.com. You will have full access to the house and kitchen. We will be sharing a bathroom. Utilities are included but you will be responsible for picking up after yourself. Just FYI I used to live with three women and that is why I am willing to it again. I also find that women are much cleaner. "

12/11/2008 1:13:50 AM

the wanted section has turned into the beggar's section

12/11/2008 8:05:41 PM

Quote :

"Connon Power Shot G3 Camera Software Reply to: sale-954631700@craigslist.org [?] Date: 2008-12-11, 9:43PM EST I need softWare for my camera so I can put pictures on my computer"

12/12/2008 12:36:10 PM

Quote :

"adult nursing relationship (ch) Reply to: gigs-955194751@craigslist.org [?] Date: 2008-12-12, 12:17PM EST if you are a recent mother having trouble making ends meet, this is for you: i'm looking for an adult nursing relationship. breastfeeding. 22-year old male, completely non-sexual. serious responders only please. thank you. "

12/12/2008 12:58:24 PM

how is a 22 year old sucking on a tit non-sexual?

12/12/2008 1:00:50 PM

oddly, i saw one a long while ago that was claiming to be a lactating woman seeking a man for just that sort of thing.

12/12/2008 1:56:07 PM

http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=551916

ahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha

[Edited on December 12, 2008 at 6:25 PM. Reason : s]

12/12/2008 6:24:57 PM

^LOLOLOL

12/12/2008 6:26:23 PM

^it got the hammer

screenshots in my gallery though

12/12/2008 8:26:24 PM

LOL that's awesome.

12/12/2008 10:42:14 PM

Quote :

"Finished exams, any fellow students down for an NCSU gym shower? - m4m - 19 (NCSU gym) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Reply to: pers-952534745@craigslist.org [?] Date: 2008-12-10, 12:03PM EST Stop here if you're fem, fake, or just looking to talk. I'm a masculine, fit state student here looking for similar guys who aren't afraid to show off / use the gym showers at state. My body is in good shape, I keep it smooth, and I'm hung well. I figure we could trade pics, meet up in the locker room, shower off for a while, who knows. Nothing illegal though. So, if you're an in-shape masc student (or guy of similar age willing to pay the 5$ gym guest fee) send me a pic (i'll reply w/ mine) and let's see if we can make this happen asap. Only looking for serious guys who wouldn't pussy out. : no the picture is not me, but subtract the bathing suits and you have an idea of the scene I'm looking for. Finished exams, any fellow students down for an NCSU gym shower? - m4m - 19 (NCSU gym) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Reply to: pers-952534745@craigslist.org [?] Date: 2008-12-10, 12:03PM EST Stop here if you're fem, fake, or just looking to talk. I'm a masculine, fit state student here looking for similar guys who aren't afraid to show off / use the gym showers at state. My body is in good shape, I keep it smooth, and I'm hung well. I figure we could trade pics, meet up in the locker room, shower off for a while, who knows. Nothing illegal though. So, if you're an in-shape masc student (or guy of similar age willing to pay the 5$ gym guest fee) send me a pic (i'll reply w/ mine) and let's see if we can make this happen asap. Only looking for serious guys who wouldn't pussy out. : no the picture is not me, but subtract the bathing suits and you have an idea of the scene I'm looking for. "

12/12/2008 11:16:27 PM

post some from women

12/12/2008 11:17:52 PM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/cas/957706555.html

12/14/2008 4:47:28 PM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/zip/957251256.html

Giant paperweight.

12/14/2008 5:35:17 PM

^lol epic.

12/14/2008 5:38:52 PM

Quote :

"I LIKE ROCKER GUYS WHO ARE OLDER THEN ME BUT NOT TOO OLD. PLEASE DONT REPLY IF YOU ARE NOT WHITE OR FAT. I LIKE GUYS WHO ARE EDGY. MUSICIANS. TATS AND PIERCINGS ..TURN ON. IM ASIAN AND I LIKE GOING TO SHOWS . DRINK. STAY HOME AND BE A BUM. I HAVENT HAD A BF FOR SO LONG SO ID LIKE TO GET TO KNOW SOMEONE OF MY TASTE. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....CRAIGSLIST IS LAME BUT WHATEVER IM BORED. I HAVE THREE DUI'S SO LIKE THIS IS MY ONLY RESORT. ANYWAYS...EMAIL ME BACK! PLEASE BE ATTRACTIVE ! "

12/16/2008 10:39:57 AM

Quote :

"Do you work in a convenience store? (Chapel Hill) Reply to: sale-960528734@craigslist.org [?] Date: 2008-12-16, 4:40PM EST I am looking for Coke Codes that are found on individual caps, 12pks and 24 pks. Please e-mail me the codes instead of throwing them away when you stock the coolers! lifeoftheparty@myself.com"

wow

12/16/2008 5:47:32 PM

Quote :

"Male Help (Durham) Reply to: sale-962124777@craigslist.org [?] Date: 2008-12-17, 8:54PM EST I am looking for some viagra. Please shoot me an email if you can help, with amount and price. * Location: Durham "

12/17/2008 9:08:35 PM

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/944397175.html

Quote :

"The girl who took a dump in the Art Institute parking lot! - m4w Date: 2008-12-03, 11:53PM PST I mean, come on! It was like 50 paces to the nearest restroom! I sat there in my car wondering what the hell you were up to - you spent at least 2 minutes scurrying around your parked car, looking to see if the coast was clear. I thought you were going to, like, break into someone else's car or something. Then I guessed you thought you were "safe" and hurried to the front of your car, near the third level stairwell, dropped your pants, squatted and WENT TO IT! For Christ's sake, woman! All the time you spent looking out for passing cars so no one would see you crapping like a dog in public, you could have hustled your lazy ass downstairs and into the building and USED THE DAMNED RESTROOM! Sheesh! Anyway - if you're free later, drop me a line. I was never more turned on in my life. * Location: Santa Monica * it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests "

12/17/2008 9:38:40 PM

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nyc/845973660.html

Quote :

"So you've just moved into a new "gentrifying" neighboorhood that's full of urban culture, cheap(er) rents, and wonderful friendly people. An odd lack of organic food stores and greenmarkets, but you can't have everything. So one day you're doing something FUCKING RETARDED like walking back from the store alone at 1 am or walking home from the subway while texting your sorority sisters back in the fucking midwest or something while SIMULTANEOUSLY listening to an ipod with the bright white headphones and you get fucking mugged. Congrats, YOU'RE A FUCKING DUMBASS. No, it's not 1990, when men where men, crackheads would fucking cut you and the robbery rate was about a billion times higher than it is now, but it's still new york and you were still fucking dumb enough to think that paying $1200 for a studio in a shitty neighboorhood is somehow hipper than moving to fucking Queens. Anyway, here's some helpful tips for the next time someone jacks your shit. 1) Pay attention. Granted, you weren't paying attention to start with or you wouldn't have gotten mugged, but now that you've been hit from behind / had a gun shoved in your face, pay attention. "

12/18/2008 12:26:30 AM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/tfr/963402652.html

Quote :

"Nude male for filming (Im offering myself) (Raleigh (North Hills)) Reply to: job-963402652@craigslist.org [?] Date: 2008-12-18, 9:41PM EST Offering my body up for filming.. I love the film.. Film me all night doing whatever... Washing dishes, Scrubbing the bath tub.. Eating mentos and skittles.. anything ya'll * Location: Raleigh (North Hills) * Compensation: 300.00 per hour "

12/18/2008 10:43:52 PM

Quote :

"I HAVE THREE DUI'S SO LIKE THIS IS MY ONLY RESORT. "

yes, this gal is a winner indeed

12/18/2008 10:56:33 PM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/mat/963285623.html

12/19/2008 9:08:44 AM

post the whole listing dammit

work IP is banned on craigslist

12/19/2008 9:09:18 AM