and i forgot about this one:

Quote :

"i have a virgin ass ok"

-ScHpEnXeL

3/15/2009 7:25:22 PM

you bastard.

[Edited on March 15, 2009 at 7:26 PM. Reason : I was gonna call you an asshole but figured that wasn't a good idea considering the quote..]

3/15/2009 7:25:56 PM

lmaaaaao

you know i <3 you d00d (totally no homo)

3/15/2009 7:26:38 PM

i will kill you at some point.

3/15/2009 7:33:08 PM

why

3/15/2009 7:36:49 PM

"i recommend speeding up. it also helps if you close your eyes and scream"

-khcadwal

3/15/2009 7:40:57 PM

Quote :

"why "

i kid i kid

3/15/2009 7:44:43 PM

Quote :

"idk about you but a man in uniform always does it for me"

-pilgrimshoes

3/15/2009 10:32:17 PM

knew it before the thread loaded

3/15/2009 10:33:07 PM

it was just too obvious

3/15/2009 10:34:43 PM

i mean there's follow up

Quote :

"OmarBadu (10:31) : no pshoes - i will not put on a french maid outfit for you!"

3/15/2009 10:35:26 PM

Quote :

"I PICK PENIS"

- saps852

[Edited on March 15, 2009 at 10:47 PM. Reason : goddammit, should´ve known evan would jump on that]

3/15/2009 10:45:33 PM

Quote :

"Apologize for it being too long no matter how long it is."

-Jaybee1200

3/16/2009 1:20:27 AM

haha thats a good one

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

3/16/2009 1:21:21 AM

Quote :

"wheres some jap cock when you need it"

-supercalo

3/17/2009 9:13:16 AM

Quote :

"Where is 'the spot'"

-humicroav

3/17/2009 9:32:49 PM

Quote :

"as I was sitting here eating/deepthroating fudge"

-Jaybee1200

[Edited on March 20, 2009 at 5:45 PM. Reason : w]

3/20/2009 5:38:47 PM

Quote :

"I don't think the size really matters. Big enough that it will show up on a screen print I guess. Or an eps file."

-wolfpackgrrr

[Edited on March 23, 2009 at 11:19 AM. Reason : ]

3/23/2009 11:19:22 AM

Quote :

"i'd eat jizz"

-Big Business

3/23/2009 9:59:18 PM

whenever it stinks i think i bathe mine like once or twice a month

-mcfluffle

3/24/2009 10:48:00 PM

you still like it

3/24/2009 10:49:07 PM

Quote :

"the texture is weird at first but it's goooddd"

-se7entythree

3/26/2009 5:28:34 PM

Quote :

"what a useless twat"

ndmetcal

3/27/2009 3:59:27 PM

Quote :

"also, do me."

-paerabol

3/27/2009 4:46:38 PM

Quote :

"you're gonna love my tongue"

-TreeTwista10

[Edited on March 27, 2009 at 9:24 PM. Reason : t]

3/27/2009 9:24:21 PM

Quote :

"if it's brown (likker, duh) ill choke it down"

Hurley

3/28/2009 8:12:52 PM

Quote :

"ya dood, we tottayl have butt sex, its awesome"

saps852

3/28/2009 8:17:41 PM

BRB

3/28/2009 8:18:32 PM

^^hahahahahaaaaha nice

3/28/2009 8:18:54 PM

lawl

3/28/2009 8:23:25 PM

i'm always good for a nice quote!

3/28/2009 8:24:23 PM

Quote :

"hah with how the arms are, Justin looks like his is looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong"

-TroopofEchoes

3/29/2009 4:56:11 PM

hahhahahha

3/29/2009 4:59:05 PM

Quote :

"actually, my ass does a lot of the work"

-evan




(dunno if its old, from 12/8)

3/30/2009 1:23:48 AM

Going through the 'consecutive posting thread'

Quote :

"sweet jeebus this is going on much longer than i had initially anticipated!"

-LunaK

3/30/2009 2:07:52 AM

^^so is this a gai joke? how is that out of context

3/30/2009 2:17:52 AM

Quote :

"i like seriously want to bury my face in it"

bottombaby

message_topic.aspx?topic=562704

4/2/2009 1:15:47 AM

damn you

^^

Quote :

"^^so is this a gai joke? how is that out of context"

It was a thread about belts. evan commented that his ass did a lot of the work holding his pants up rather than his hips

[Edited on April 2, 2009 at 1:17 AM. Reason : hence, quote out of context]

4/2/2009 1:16:25 AM

Quote :

"is it just me, or does any one else find that naked baby sexually attractive?"

aph319

4/3/2009 10:34:28 AM

"I tuck it in, and ball it up in the front so that my junk looks VERY AGGRESSIVE AND HUGE"

-EMCE

4/9/2009 3:57:46 PM

i'm surprised i made it in here

frozen grapes thread

[Edited on April 9, 2009 at 4:02 PM. Reason : ]

4/9/2009 4:02:17 PM

Quote :

"they pretty much burn until you swallow"

-supercat329

4/12/2009 5:56:38 PM

Quote :

"fuck yes! do it! do it now! "

-qtmnsister

4/14/2009 1:01:04 AM

"I smell the cum of a 12 year old"

-GGMon

4/14/2009 4:06:24 PM

Quote :

" poop's gonna rumble"

-elkaybie

4/15/2009 10:34:51 AM

haha

4/15/2009 10:37:49 AM

Quote :

"In my work inbox exists an exchange between me and 2 other guys where all we did was send smilies to each other. Probably a good 50 emails with nothing but smilies."

hershculez

4/15/2009 8:28:50 PM

Quote :

"i usually suck on them, roll them around my mouth a bit to get all of the salt and butter off i spit, i don't swallow"

-quagmire02

4/17/2009 9:39:19 AM

"I have a higher tolerance for eating questionable shit than anyone else I know"

-JeffreyBSG

4/17/2009 3:05:14 PM

"man i'm sorry for being so rough on you earlier"

-not dnl

4/18/2009 2:29:30 AM