I'll say now, simply because it's the opposite of what you're thinking and you asked for my opinion.

1/17/2011 8:46:47 AM

stupid internal clock.

1/17/2011 8:52:37 AM

What has it done my son?

PS - Don't be an asshole in your response.

1/17/2011 8:53:14 AM

Willie Nelson on Monk

1/17/2011 8:54:41 AM

lol. It woke me up at 6 this morning and I'm off today.

1/17/2011 8:55:23 AM

Woah, I never knew se7entythree was a girl... Wtf?

1/17/2011 8:56:03 AM

asthma, I hate you.

1/17/2011 9:01:56 AM

Uh oh, mad fire truck action going by.

1/17/2011 9:13:14 AM

FOR THREE ROOMMATES....

BEING HUMAN.....

IS HARDER THAN IT LOOKS.....*


*THIS ADVERTISEMENT IS FUCKING HARDCORE. THE NARRATOR'S DEEP VOICE CAUSES YOU TO WANT TO WATCH THIS SHOW. THIS MAKES US MONEY. **

** That part is also stated using the deep voice.

1/17/2011 9:17:37 AM

Today has the startings of a terrible, no good, very bad day.

1/17/2011 9:37:40 AM

^ BEING HUMAN.....

IS HARDER THAN IT LOOKS.....

1/17/2011 9:38:25 AM

Quote :

"BREAKING NEWS: APPLE CEO STEVE JOBS IS TAKING A LEAVE OF ABSENCE TO FOCUS ON HIS HEALTH, ACCORDING TO CNN."

oh snap

1/17/2011 9:41:27 AM

OH NOTHIN' FOOL.

1/17/2011 9:42:04 AM

I slept like shit last night

1/17/2011 9:45:10 AM

Do NOT make me a god damned birthday thread tomorrow btw.


^ Sorry to hear that my son. I slept well but I'm still tired.

[Edited on January 17, 2011 at 9:52 AM. Reason : t]

1/17/2011 9:52:12 AM

need to go take a shower, get my oil changed, go to the dentist and drive back to raleigh. Busy day is busy.

1/17/2011 9:53:42 AM

Lol. Surprise work day for me! Supposed to have it off, but, as always, Amy forgot school was closed today.

Sok. I love my Nicolas. I sneezed and he jumped up all surprised and ran over exclaiming, "God bless you, Elise!" Then he ran to the bathroom, grabbed a kleenex, and said, "I got you a tissue, are you gonna be ok?"

1/17/2011 9:55:15 AM

Surprise work days are good. That means $$$

1/17/2011 9:56:30 AM

Yes! Surprise work equals surprise money!


And, crud! The word babe has slipped back in to my vocabulary. I'm gonna have to start wearin the rubber band again.

1/17/2011 10:07:03 AM

Yes! Surprise work equals surprise money!


And, crud! The word babe has slipped back in to my vocabulary. I'm gonna have to start wearin the rubber band again.

1/17/2011 10:07:33 AM

i had to re-read that

thought you said you were going to have to start wearing a rubber again

1/17/2011 10:08:04 AM

The surgeon general says always wear your rubbers.

1/17/2011 10:09:02 AM

HHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNRRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHH WHY DID I CONSUME THE FOOD AND ALCOHOL THAT I DID LAST NIGHT

1/17/2011 10:11:28 AM

it should not take over 2 hours to finish one article...


stupid woman

1/17/2011 10:13:48 AM

Jen. I wear the rubber band so I can pop my wrist every time I say it. The last time I used the word babe I said it so much that even I was sick of it, but I couldn't stop.

1/17/2011 10:14:40 AM

Punch her in the throat problem solved

1/17/2011 10:15:01 AM

lost was so bad i wouldn't have finished watching if it didn't instant queue. and now that it has, i wish i had the time back from those last few episodes

1/17/2011 10:26:05 AM

Eep! People I babysit for have google tv. I think I lub it! I know nicholas does. Time to walk to the park soon so I don't encourage him to watch tv all day.

1/17/2011 10:40:26 AM

Encouraging people to commit suicide is the lowest form of low. I don't see how anyone doing that can live with themselves unless they're an incredibly childish and selfish person.

1/17/2011 11:26:29 AM

no love for page 2000 ITT

1/17/2011 11:27:45 AM

I was afraid to come in here on page 2000. I wasn't sure if it would crash the world.

1/17/2011 11:30:39 AM

Wow. Some of the old Donald Duck cartoons are violent! I had to skip one because Donald was in the nazi army! Nicholas cried, "but I really love that one!"

1/17/2011 11:31:21 AM

You should let him duel so he can get a dueling scar.

I want a dueling scar but you refused to duel.

1/17/2011 11:32:52 AM

man i wish i wasn't such a selfish, hateful bitch...

damn me for not wanting to go out/hang out/do something on the only night i don't have to work this week...


i should be shot

1/17/2011 11:34:14 AM

It sounds like you were talking to someone who reminds me a lot of me.

1/17/2011 11:34:40 AM

I get sam if someone shoots you.

1/17/2011 11:42:54 AM

getting hungry


the cheese and crackers i had for supper are long gone

1/17/2011 11:46:11 AM

I really hate wilmington drivers. Plz to let me get back to raleigh in one piece.

1/17/2011 11:48:49 AM

I'm smarter than the PS3 and I'm going to figure this out...

1/17/2011 12:06:04 PM

Is it bedtime yet?


Surely china queen will make out better

1/17/2011 12:13:01 PM

^^? I thought you didn't have a ps3 anymore

1/17/2011 12:14:14 PM

PS3 is slang for Sybian

1/17/2011 12:15:26 PM

ah, thanks for clearing that up for me

1/17/2011 12:18:09 PM

I'm pissed that burger king has made an abomination bastard version of my tasty "taters juicy jaw burger"

1/17/2011 12:26:28 PM

they still won't be better than yours....or those cheddar jalapeño ones from HT....yum!!!

1/17/2011 12:29:10 PM

1/17/2011 12:30:52 PM

ughhhh

1/17/2011 12:35:28 PM

I feel guilty about feeling hungry because we ate breakfast only 3 hrs ago......



But it was unsatisfying at best. And now I want something satisfying.

1/17/2011 12:36:51 PM

FUuuuuuuu it's still raining. Idiots can't drive as it is.

1/17/2011 12:44:14 PM

set em up

1/17/2011 12:44:59 PM