10000 posts of stupid shit! Congrats cunt.

Oh, and I expect a reward for being the 10,000 reply. Kind of like being the 10,000 customer to a store. A BJ is an acceptable payment.

[Edited on December 10, 2010 at 1:05 AM. Reason : Pay me.]

12/10/2010 1:03:10 AM

RUDE. and ew.

12/10/2010 1:14:26 AM

Those boots look dangerous, are you in a gang?

I'm astraladvent and I approved this message

12/10/2010 4:39:55 PM

ready for your cruise? smuggling some cheaper liquids with you?

12/10/2010 6:48:29 PM

Do you fart?... and if so, do you like the way they smell?

12/10/2010 6:56:29 PM

^^^ what boots?

^^ yes!!! SO READY! haven't packed yet. just got home from work. doing laundry nowww. and yes smuggling (or attempting to smuggle) liquor.

^ and duh everyone farts.

12/10/2010 7:15:08 PM

Quote :

"Those boots look dangerous, are you in a gang?"

Bahahaha. Nice.

12/10/2010 7:28:45 PM

da fuck?

12/10/2010 7:31:57 PM

see http://thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=606104

12/10/2010 7:37:54 PM

video doesn't work so i still am in the dark.

12/10/2010 7:39:05 PM

Where is your cruise going?

Also, how much does it suck being an adult?

12/10/2010 7:55:30 PM

How come you are always so hostile to me?

12/10/2010 7:56:16 PM

^^ eh, responsibility sucks but i still haven't really grown up in a lot of ways (i still go out on the weekends, i'm not married, don't really wanna get married anytime soon, kids...AHHHHH). i mean i paid for my own school and had a condo and shit but...now i am 26 and live at home and work in a retail job so its like 1 step forward 2 steps back over here and the cruise is just going to the bahamas (2 ports) anddddddddd key west. out of charleston...aka my old stomping ground!!! so hopefully when we get back on friday i can do a little mini tour and show everyone the cofc campus and where i used to live

^ because you are hostile to me, duh.

[Edited on December 10, 2010 at 7:59 PM. Reason : .]

12/10/2010 7:58:44 PM

^ that is an outright lie. I have never been anything but kind and welcoming to you. You made an enemy out of me today with your hurtful lies.

12/10/2010 8:00:29 PM

so cunt is a term of endearment now?

12/10/2010 8:01:34 PM

Yeah, I mean I paid my way through grad school and have had fulltime job for 5.5 out of the last 6 years, so I've had responsibility and whatnot, but tonight is the first time I've ever really felt like I had a legitimate career stopping me from having fun and made me cancel plans...

[Edited on December 10, 2010 at 8:03 PM. Reason : anyway time to get this started -- enjoy your vacation.]

12/10/2010 8:03:32 PM

Well, yeah. I love pussy, so why wouldn't I call you a cunt? Would you prefer I call you honey? Honey is only good on cunts. How about sweety? No, too gay. How about darling? The fuck does that even mean? How about sugar? I would prefer sugar in your cunt to make it delectable. So yeah, cunt is a term near and dear to my heart. You should be honored to be called that.

12/10/2010 8:05:20 PM

Do you listen to Lonnie Walker at all? I've been rockin out to them like a mother effer lately.

12/10/2010 8:06:12 PM

I do not.

12/10/2010 8:07:20 PM

^^^^ damn that does suck.

i've had a full time job, but not a career. so i never really took it serious enough to let it hinder me from making plans. i mean, i was an administrative assistant in college and then right after before law school. i mean, its a job people with a GED can do. so...it wasn't really a "career"

i'm actually unsure if i want a "career." or at least the way i define the word. i want a job that i like and that i will stay in for a long time, but maybe not the next 20 or 30 or 40 years. there is lots of stuff i want to do so, i don't know.

that is a tangent. anyway, thanks! and sorry about the plan cancellation. that def stinks.

if you want me to bring you back a puka shell necklace to make you feel better i will

^^^ yea...i like LW i guess. i really don't listen to LW that often but i really enjoy them live so. yea. put on a fab show (or at least what i saw/remember) before future islands.

[Edited on December 10, 2010 at 8:08 PM. Reason : .]

12/10/2010 8:07:26 PM

^^won't talkin to you motherlicka

[Edited on December 10, 2010 at 8:08 PM. Reason : .]

12/10/2010 8:07:56 PM

Do you ever go crazy on yourself with two or three of your fingers (or an artificial penis) jamming inside of your vagina while you throw your legs a part as you cry out in ecstasy?

12/10/2010 8:09:42 PM

no

12/10/2010 8:10:13 PM

I think you should try it.

12/10/2010 8:13:38 PM

sure! why not. i'll also film it and send it to you.

12/10/2010 8:13:59 PM

Hey! That's no way to talk to a lady.

12/10/2010 8:14:19 PM

^^ That's not necessary. I'll be able to tell if you've done it when you lose your negative attitude toward me. I figure you haven't gotten any in a while and your vagina is starting to scab over.

12/10/2010 8:16:42 PM

nah son

not all women who are bitchy towards you have pent up sexual rage

12/10/2010 8:19:40 PM

You're the only one. Logically, it's you, not me.

12/10/2010 8:23:23 PM

i'm sorry i'm the only female that acknowledges you

but i feel confident that if you had a larger sample size, you'd see that most females would find you annoying.

12/10/2010 8:40:18 PM

haha penis joke

12/10/2010 8:40:49 PM

Why does merbig post stalk you?

12/10/2010 8:43:01 PM

LARGER SAMPLE SIZEEEEE!!!!!

12/10/2010 8:43:06 PM

Do you like penis jokes?

12/10/2010 8:47:28 PM

ITT, khcadwal flatters herself.

12/10/2010 8:56:59 PM

Quote :

"Why does merbig post stalk you?"

i wish i knew

^ and duh. it is MY thread.

12/10/2010 9:48:04 PM

What does it being your thread have to do with you flattering yourself? Oh, I'm sure you're a real joy to live with.

12/10/2010 9:51:38 PM

in my thread i make the rules

in my house i make the rules! i prefer to live alone, so it works out well.

12/10/2010 9:54:35 PM

And if you play your cards right, like you currently are, you'll get to do what you like to do forever.

12/10/2010 9:56:56 PM

If you can't ever find the one, will you go to the sperm bank?

12/10/2010 10:00:52 PM

^^ fine by me

^ um FUCK no

i don't even think i want kids.

12/10/2010 10:01:19 PM

Thank you.

Signed,

Society.

12/10/2010 10:02:07 PM

Will you try to pop it for him?

Quote :

"merbig I have this ingrown hair on my ass. It's like a huge zit that can't be popped. I want it to go away."

12/10/2010 10:29:04 PM

What's the best apple cider?

12/10/2010 10:35:04 PM

^^ another FUCK no

^ umm no idea. i don't really drink apple cider.

12/10/2010 10:35:46 PM

What's the best festive beverage? Scratch that, what do you add to your egg nog?

12/10/2010 10:37:02 PM

MULLED WINE!! best festive beverage!

i don't like egg nog.

i think mulled cider is supposed to be good too

don't get me wrong, i LIKE apple cider, i just am not familiar with brands.

i do not like egg nog, at least last time i tried it.

12/10/2010 10:40:11 PM

Will I find a better job that doesn't make me so fucking depressed every night?

12/10/2010 10:42:44 PM

yes you will!! you will!!!!!

12/10/2010 10:43:21 PM

Hey! Do girls like guys with tattoos? I notice more and more Christians are getting tattoos, do girls even like that?

12/10/2010 10:47:39 PM