my mom doesn't even know our wedding date... awesome

1/20/2011 9:56:39 AM

congrats sam....sometimes thats a good thing

1/20/2011 10:08:10 AM

fuck, i'm tired of this 45 year old machine. every time i touch it, something is wrong with it

1/20/2011 10:14:03 AM

Bands these days just aren't the same

[Edited on January 20, 2011 at 10:16 AM. Reason : Judas Priest]

1/20/2011 10:16:09 AM

Considering she knows my sister's by heart, it's kind of depressing.

1/20/2011 10:22:30 AM

1/20/2011 10:27:01 AM

I love the day after a headache. I feel so fantastic!

1/20/2011 10:42:12 AM

I checked the box that said "remain toys'r'us kid forever"

1/20/2011 10:42:39 AM

Ah, thank God -- feel a lot better today.

1/20/2011 10:42:50 AM

pisssssssssssssssed

1/20/2011 10:45:48 AM

^

1/20/2011 10:47:10 AM

i spilled coffee on my white shirt...

right on the boob

1/20/2011 10:48:39 AM

 
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1/20/2011 10:49:03 AM

2^


1^

1/20/2011 10:49:22 AM

on a happy note...

i just open a pack of awesome gum

1/20/2011 10:59:11 AM

WOOT! Brett just aced hole 15 at Kaplan!!!

1/20/2011 10:59:24 AM

awesome. flotus is surprising tours at the white house http://www.whitehouse.gov/live

1/20/2011 11:16:29 AM

1/20/2011 11:33:30 AM

lol

1/20/2011 11:43:47 AM

Quote :

"WOOT! Brett just aced hole 15 at Kaplan!!! "

I have been waiting on that one for a while... haha too bad I did it 2 days too early

1/20/2011 11:48:45 AM

^^^ lullz

1/20/2011 11:50:31 AM

damn, it's almost 12:30 already

1/20/2011 12:22:42 PM

ugh... I wish it were almost 630

1/20/2011 12:24:25 PM

Smile, Twwers. Today is a good day!

1/20/2011 12:35:00 PM

^Sounds good to me!

1/20/2011 12:37:56 PM

Hungry... wat eat?

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1/20/2011 12:41:10 PM

^grilled cheese and vegetable soup

1/20/2011 12:41:36 PM

Good day is good.

1/20/2011 12:42:13 PM

i don't do soup, but a grilled cheese sounds pretty tasty

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1/20/2011 12:42:55 PM

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuu cheese started molding

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1/20/2011 12:47:22 PM

Why can't people park in the parking lot, 50 feet away max, instead of being lazy and parking in the fire lane?

1/20/2011 1:26:13 PM

^ because they obviously suck at life

1/20/2011 1:27:00 PM

my hand hurts and my ass hurts

1/20/2011 1:27:33 PM

out of 20 open spots, why this guy has to park right next to me every damn day to where I can barely open my door is beyond me.

1/20/2011 1:28:14 PM

i am definitely not sending out the playboy subscription renewal from my office... just ain't gonna happen

1/20/2011 1:29:46 PM

My phone is blowing up with good things today! I am a happy cat!

1/20/2011 1:30:14 PM

Once it hits 2 pm, I'll have plenty of things to do. But until then, I have to sit around and kill time. This hour has seemed so wasted. So many little things and errands to run, but if they all take 10 minutes and they're all done in hour intervals... grahh.

1/20/2011 1:33:13 PM

FWP ITT

1/20/2011 1:33:59 PM

I KNOW, RIGHT!
I just feel kinda bored and innefficient when I know there's things to do.

Also, a guy just knocked on my door saying "HOUSING" in a very loud voice. I open the door, he says "hey, can I look at your sink?" I step back, he stands in the doorway, glances at the sink, says thanks and walks out.

1/20/2011 1:46:04 PM

NICE SINK DUDE!!

I would have pulled a knife on him btw and told him that if he did anything besides look at the sink he would have to buy me another custom knife in addition to the one I was holding.

I don't stab people. Because, like, if I stabbed someone then at least one knife would be into them. And that's just way too mainstream for me.

[Edited on January 20, 2011 at 2:02 PM. Reason : t]

1/20/2011 1:46:46 PM

do pork cracklins get stale?

1/20/2011 2:03:31 PM

1/20/2011 2:22:29 PM

Keg ordered

Wine, soda and bottled water to be acquired

I love that I'm the one bringing alcohol for Saturday

1/20/2011 2:34:44 PM

i love using headphones at the office

1/20/2011 2:44:15 PM

I just saw a kid walk by that looked exactly like Rufio from Peter pan... I kinda want to walk slowly up to him and begin chanting "rufio, rufio, RUFIO, RUFIO!" lol

1/20/2011 2:46:31 PM

Rofl @ tfln. " I chugged hot sauce before giving him head. I think a burning penis is a good way to say fuck you. ". Lols

1/20/2011 2:52:04 PM

1/20/2011 3:11:07 PM

if someone asks for your honest opinion on something they've worked really hard on

how do you tactfully tell them you don't like it?

or do you just tell a white lie and hope that it doesn't come back to bite you in the ass (like when other people tell them they don't like it)

1/20/2011 3:12:32 PM

compliment sandwich

1/20/2011 3:13:47 PM

"hey man, that's...pretty ok"

1/20/2011 3:14:18 PM