DnL is like a mental MacGyver. He does the best he can with the "rubber band" and "paperclips" that god has given him.

1/25/2008 8:45:24 PM

"came in agr"

huh?

1/25/2008 8:47:36 PM

think phonetically, joshua.

nevermind, man. you're just a strange bird. carry on.

(i was hinting that i couldn't finish the thought of "she came in agreeing . . .")

[Edited on January 25, 2008 at 8:48 PM. Reason : qwhlfakshfd]

1/25/2008 8:48:15 PM

lol if i were to come in ruckus i was thinking of saying (when you ask what i wanted) "a drink and a slice singular of pizza"


^ohhhhh ok i think i got ya

1/25/2008 8:49:21 PM

Reading this is making me stupider.

1/25/2008 8:51:21 PM

2014.

1/25/2008 8:51:46 PM

wish this dude in classifieds would respond quicker than every 5 hours...

1/25/2008 10:05:20 PM

1/25/2008 10:06:02 PM

saturday night still gives me goosebumps....

1/25/2008 10:17:43 PM

i would be way more effective at the bar tonight

than i am at work


im not even gonna get a good crash and burn admit

and i need an adrenaline rush



or i just might fall the heck asleep

1/25/2008 10:27:59 PM

what a fucking bust of a night

1/25/2008 10:29:34 PM

Kinda want to do this right now!

1/25/2008 10:30:14 PM

going to urgent care tomorrow to get some xrays done....

keep fingers crossed for no broken tailbone and no fractured spine

1/25/2008 11:04:50 PM

a broken sacrum isnt so great

but if you had nerve damage you would probably be incontinent of urine and shit



broken coccyx..... not much they can do about that cept give you a donut


g'luck tho

1/25/2008 11:08:22 PM

Poker. Now damnit.

1/25/2008 11:09:28 PM

...such is a good Friday evening in the Happy Pervert Cottage

1/25/2008 11:13:51 PM

I hate Excel

1/25/2008 11:18:17 PM

"Sweet Statutory"

[Edited on January 25, 2008 at 11:23 PM. Reason : minus a]

1/25/2008 11:22:17 PM

anal
facefucking
lots and lots of cock
sex.

1/25/2008 11:22:33 PM

Okay... You have narrowed it down to about %70 of the porn movies available now.

1/25/2008 11:24:25 PM

Pistachios and Green Lantern comics FTW.

1/25/2008 11:28:51 PM

I'm thinking lots of things, none of which I'd like to share with the dub.

1/25/2008 11:30:45 PM

Quote :

"Okay... You have narrowed it down to about %70 of the porn movies available now."

fine
interracial facefucking and then DP followed by some water bondage by an azn midget dominatrix with one leg.

1/25/2008 11:32:11 PM

1/25/2008 11:52:36 PM

the KKC is going to be ri-donut-culous tomorrow

1/26/2008 12:00:26 AM

^^^ It's people like you who make me curse my telepathic abilities. Do you have any idea how hard it is to take a test with stuff like that running through people's heads?

1/26/2008 12:02:34 AM

the number of residents at my house is about to double

i don't mind that much, but i do have a hard time remembering the last time it was just the people that pay rent living here

1/26/2008 12:03:37 AM

Dammit ambrosia, now I'm thinking about sex too.

1/26/2008 12:04:11 AM

Damn infectious isn't it.

1/26/2008 12:05:42 AM

Quote :

"Do you have any idea how hard it is to take a test with stuff like that running through people's heads? "

then don't click this.

it might replace those images with better ones

http://boobiepie.com/gallery/files/559.jpg

1/26/2008 12:06:50 AM

why. why. why is my cat so annoying

1/26/2008 12:07:44 AM

You madam are the devil. The devil I say!

1/26/2008 12:07:51 AM

1/26/2008 12:08:04 AM

oh god

I am going to be so worthless tomorrow

1/26/2008 12:47:52 AM

Beef, it's what's for chit chat.

1/26/2008 12:49:49 AM

1/26/2008 12:50:59 AM

yay lion king!

and yay company

1/26/2008 12:56:14 AM

finally

naptime.

1/26/2008 1:09:26 AM

Camel Lights.

1/26/2008 1:11:35 AM

worst dinner date


ever

1/26/2008 1:14:12 AM

^You should make things better by drinking straight hard liquor.

1/26/2008 1:15:35 AM

hey eighty six... my offer still stands.

ive never done anal with a girl, so i think youd be a perfect match for me.

1/26/2008 1:15:38 AM

1/26/2008 1:16:50 AM

Quote :

"ive never done anal with a girl"

?

1/26/2008 1:18:57 AM

The girl wears a strapon. It's some crazy fetish shit.

1/26/2008 1:23:18 AM

i also came to the conclusion tonight my dog is a homosexual.

1/26/2008 1:28:40 AM

1/26/2008 1:31:01 AM

//

[Edited on January 26, 2008 at 1:34 AM. Reason : nah, that was mean.]

1/26/2008 1:32:13 AM

man, am i pissy tonight

1/26/2008 1:32:30 AM

^you need to get you some.

1/26/2008 1:36:13 AM