try my pizza recipe

1/27/2008 7:33:48 PM

430-730 naps ftl

now i wont be able to get back to sleep tonite

1/27/2008 7:39:56 PM

I can't stop farting. My poor husband.

1/27/2008 7:42:05 PM

Yay for going to MS tomorrow, except not really

3 hour conference call on a sunday evening ftl

1/27/2008 7:45:25 PM

I should be writing a paper.

1/27/2008 7:45:53 PM

w00t black sea barracuda instructions

time to put that baby back together

1/27/2008 7:58:49 PM

I gotta start taking shorter showers

my water bill is crazy high!

1/27/2008 8:00:56 PM

i cant take a shower over 5 minutes on full pressure at my apt...i cant freaking stand it...i yearn for a 20 minute shower


tuna helper ftw

1/27/2008 8:05:27 PM

i'm dead. so dead. rip me.

1/27/2008 8:11:09 PM

palm bay, florida

1/27/2008 8:31:02 PM

1/27/2008 8:34:26 PM

is this the "would you bwn the user above" thread?

1/27/2008 8:39:24 PM

6 12oz hornsbys and I havent pissed yet.

1/27/2008 8:39:53 PM

^^^

1/27/2008 8:43:30 PM

1/27/2008 8:50:40 PM

drinks with an old friend

1/27/2008 8:56:00 PM

i feel better

and palm bay, fl

1/27/2008 9:39:31 PM

ugh- that spicy sausage cheese dip was awesome, but it's killing me now

1/27/2008 9:45:02 PM

my dog just farted

in my face

1/27/2008 11:12:16 PM

21 in 45 minutes.

1/27/2008 11:15:43 PM

^ don't puke too much.

I can't quit you, t-dub.

1/27/2008 11:20:14 PM

Ah, 2019.

A one-thousand-dollar computer should have at least as much processing power as a human brain now.

Life expectancy should be increasing by a year or more each year.

Retinal displays are common.

Computers do most of the driving.

And so on.

(I can't wait.)

1/27/2008 11:28:32 PM

Worst thing about turning 21 during a co-op is a 50 minute commute to get to work at 7:30.

I think I'll drink responsibly, meaning, I don't need a hangover

1/27/2008 11:41:18 PM

haha, good luck

where are you working?

1/27/2008 11:50:12 PM

Quote :

"Computers do most of the driving."

as soon as this happens im putting all my money into stocks of booze companies

1/27/2008 11:51:50 PM

Working with a utilities company. It's fairly important that I'm coherent at work

1/27/2008 11:58:25 PM

haha

wow, dane cook is being really unfunny right about now

1/27/2008 11:59:42 PM

wow, dane cook is being really unfunny right about now

1/28/2008 12:03:57 AM

^beat me to it

[Edited on January 28, 2008 at 12:04 AM. Reason : bastard]

1/28/2008 12:04:04 AM

1/28/2008 12:14:21 AM

Dane Cock is never funny. He comes off as a stage actor who tries to be funny by spazing the fuck out.

1/28/2008 12:15:57 AM

Quote :

"as soon as this happens im putting all my money into stocks of booze companies"

It would be a boon for those who enjoy alcohol.

1/28/2008 12:29:24 AM

_i don't recall having been in this mood before_

1/28/2008 12:33:41 AM

I don't wanna go to work


that said
.../irresponsibility

1/28/2008 10:01:39 AM

the next few days are gona be really long

1/28/2008 10:07:15 AM

actually

you know what

fuck it

i'm not going in

1/28/2008 10:08:17 AM

what excuse I'll give the deputy for shooting when he shows up. its my property i can do whatever the fuck i want, but the neighbours still call the cops!

1/28/2008 10:13:46 AM

"I was trying to get that possum"

1/28/2008 10:14:26 AM

I should really be taking notes right now.

1/28/2008 10:26:18 AM

I think we're going either to roanoke or asheville this weekend.

1/28/2008 10:36:30 AM

oooh go to asheville

1/28/2008 10:37:25 AM

Well

I'd rather go to roanoke

we're not going for the city. As sad as it is, we're going for Krystal. And there a mountain near roanoke someone fussed at me for not visiting, and it's been a while since we've hit up the northern part of the parkway.

1/28/2008 10:38:36 AM

Blech ... I'm stuck.

1/28/2008 10:39:41 AM

^^ oh good call. i have a one track mind so i was thinking asheville for food

1/28/2008 10:41:52 AM

We may go


I won't be paying for gas

1/28/2008 10:42:19 AM

Who the FUCK said

"Let's sell 12packs of Pepsi products at $5/each for a fundraiser! This will make us LOTS of money!"


I know goddamn good and well it wasn't one of the stay-at-home moms, because they know sale grocery prices.

I blame cuntShuler

1/28/2008 10:43:47 AM

sitting in the charlotte airport with a butt pillow... hawt

1/28/2008 10:44:20 AM

really?

i mean...



seriously?

you were thinking of driving 4 hours for a fucking burger?
that shit aint that good

1/28/2008 10:45:10 AM

1/28/2008 10:45:26 AM

is it creme-filled

In HS, this gay guy did the same thing you did, and had to have a donut. And goddamn, if he didn't get a creme-filled joke every ten minutes until his ass was healed.

1/28/2008 10:45:47 AM