carrots ftw

1/28/2008 6:40:20 PM

1/28/2008 6:41:05 PM

We're coming up on a year since he did it.

1/28/2008 6:47:05 PM

its almost been a year since i met him....

1/28/2008 6:48:10 PM

Quote :

" From : Jáckleg To : drunknloaded Received : Monday January 28, 2008 at 6:48 PM Subject : sitting at a small round table beside the stairs."

haha this dude is good

1/28/2008 6:50:38 PM

moar food plz

kthx

1/28/2008 6:57:17 PM

i wonder if i will hear from the person who said he was gonna call me around 6...

1/28/2008 6:59:52 PM

^your dealer, no doubt.

I don't want to go to my co-worker's house tonight, but I really don't want to have to make a bullshit excuse tomorrow.

1/28/2008 7:00:59 PM

^^ i tried calling you about that tax stuff.... did you still have questions?

1/28/2008 7:02:05 PM

nah- i just need to pick up that packet from you at some point

1/28/2008 7:04:34 PM

jeopardy ftw

1/28/2008 7:08:52 PM

MY EYES!

ZE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!

(I just delineated a watershed using lots of squint-power... Feeling a little blind right now... I think my eyes need a break.)

1/28/2008 7:09:13 PM

HIGH FIDELITY IS ON!!! YES

1/28/2008 7:16:59 PM

my dog keeps humping this toy in the other room
and every thrust it squeeks

its hilarious to hear

1/28/2008 7:17:25 PM

i played ok today.


quite disappointed in my performance.

1/28/2008 7:18:54 PM

Quote :

"Instead of him going away for a weekend, how about him watching the kids and letting her go away for a weekend. Sure, one night off putting the kids to bed is great, but nothing will do more for a woman's spirits than letting her take a girl's weekend instead of him taking a guys weekend."

Uh..if girls weekends are that awesome, why get married and have kids in the first place?

[Edited on January 28, 2008 at 7:21 PM. Reason : s]

1/28/2008 7:21:45 PM

there are seriously some hot ass women in the library right now

1/28/2008 7:30:01 PM

i remember why i don't like wheel of fortune again

1/28/2008 7:32:27 PM

Quote :

"i played ok today. quite disappointed in my performance. "

wouldn't that mean you didn't play ok today?

1/28/2008 7:32:55 PM

Quote :

"so there is this muslum couple in the library that are having some argument...the bitch is hot but them arguing is annoying"

1/28/2008 7:39:22 PM

uh

wat

1/28/2008 7:49:27 PM

"THE MOST ACCURATE TEST YOU WILL EVER PEE ON!"

why does that make me laugh every time?

1/28/2008 7:58:23 PM

I may feel this way even after we've been married 20 years

1/28/2008 8:05:51 PM

I laughed way too fucking hard at this

1/28/2008 8:14:46 PM

ahahahahah

1/28/2008 8:16:36 PM

Damnit! I just turned 21 today, and I wasn't carded at the package store!

Maybe I'm just suave.

1/28/2008 8:39:27 PM

Happy Birthday! I don't turn 21 until June

1/28/2008 8:46:09 PM

That dream was so wrong that it feels fucking right and made for a pretty interesting day.

1/28/2008 8:48:01 PM

Don't worry Sarah, it will come too soon, and then... you'll be old.

Not marko old though.

1/28/2008 8:52:27 PM

"only $1200 more"

Good grief.

1/28/2008 9:03:31 PM

1/28/2008 9:13:16 PM

paid $13 for a burger, fries, and a red oak beer. it took an hour and half...


for that $13 and the amount of time i just wasted i feel like I should have at least gotten a free lap dance

1/28/2008 9:15:12 PM

haha god does bush think we are all that stupid???

1/28/2008 9:16:57 PM

Flight of the Conchords re-runs--w00t!

1/28/2008 9:17:39 PM

Sexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexs

God everything has been sex related lately! I need some booty STAT!

1/28/2008 9:21:23 PM

Hmm. Now that I have liquor, it seems like another day.

1/28/2008 9:25:34 PM

a friend of mine would be all over just sitting around drinking and chillin to some classic eagles

1/28/2008 9:34:47 PM

i want to watch dumb and dumber now

1/28/2008 9:42:58 PM

ARGH


don't even think about it

[Edited on January 28, 2008 at 9:47 PM. Reason : ,]

1/28/2008 9:46:47 PM

owie

1/28/2008 9:56:23 PM

ok, im seriously working now

1/28/2008 10:05:23 PM

anthony bourdain and cider<3

1/28/2008 10:13:10 PM

voicemail?

1/28/2008 10:32:02 PM

SHINY

GIRLY

GOODNESS

1/28/2008 10:33:04 PM

night y'all . . .




night you

1/28/2008 10:33:37 PM

night

see above

1/28/2008 10:36:19 PM

^^^????

[Edited on January 28, 2008 at 10:37 PM. Reason : k, its bed time, for real now]

1/28/2008 10:36:44 PM

engagement rings

So far, this is the only ring I've found so far that I <3<3<3<3<3
http://www.topazery.com/antique-jewelry-item-rg1906.htm

1/28/2008 10:45:29 PM

You go from pretty much broken up to being engaged? HA!

1/28/2008 10:46:21 PM

Not quite.

1/28/2008 10:47:18 PM