<3

1/30/2008 2:21:41 AM

Say Anything wrote a song about being Jewish in Germany during WWII.

1/30/2008 2:31:56 AM

1/30/2008 2:37:50 AM

mainly wishing i had smokable things

1/30/2008 2:38:49 AM

why does time speed up after 1am? i swear it gets to 3am each night before i even know it.

^^love that gif btw.



[Edited on January 30, 2008 at 2:40 AM. Reason : .]

1/30/2008 2:39:32 AM

Quote :

"you guys wanna smoke some drugs?"

i love it too...maybe too much

1/30/2008 2:41:24 AM

oh lawd.

1/30/2008 2:44:04 AM

If there's any justice in heaven, then God won't let me in
He'll lock the gates and take my weekend pass away
With a sympathetic wave, they'll see me off, return my golden crown
While I am cursed to walk the earth for a millennia
I know I deserve worse but it terrifies me and I can't take it anymore

1/30/2008 2:49:06 AM

ALL of the NSU residents need a whack upside their heads this morning

1/30/2008 5:58:35 AM

I have court in 3 hours. Who wants to be my lawyer?

1/30/2008 6:03:23 AM

jackleg

since he knows everything about the legal system!




ps... if it's anything more than an open container or a seatbelt you're an idiot for not having a lawyer

1/30/2008 6:05:25 AM

I already have a lawyer, I was just thinking about rollin into court with one of those 10man legal teams. For intimidation purposes, so no one actually needs knowledge of the law, just a damn fine suit and that "i'm gonna litigate the fuck outta you" look in their eye.

1/30/2008 6:08:00 AM

ummm, better hope you're an upstanding caucasion citizen!

[Edited on January 30, 2008 at 6:09 AM. Reason : !]

1/30/2008 6:09:41 AM

Yes. But my expensive lawyer makes up for the "upstanding" part.

1/30/2008 6:10:54 AM

wear a suit

look important!

1/30/2008 6:12:02 AM

I don't need to wear a suit today.

[Edited on January 30, 2008 at 6:14 AM. Reason : I never wear suits to court.]

1/30/2008 6:14:02 AM

thats not very bright

1/30/2008 6:15:17 AM

It's only a continuance. Get called up, receive my new court date, leave.

It's fucking retarded as god damn george bush for me the drive 90minutes down there, sit around for 2hours, talk to the judge for 30seconds, then drive back, though.

1/30/2008 6:20:23 AM

you're stupid for not having a lawyer

no way in hell I'd drive 90 minutes to see a judge

1/30/2008 6:23:25 AM

Quote :

"I already have a lawyer"

Quote :

"But my expensive lawyer..."

What?

1/30/2008 6:24:45 AM

wat?

[Edited on January 30, 2008 at 6:26 AM. Reason : then why you wastin time nigga? thats what they are, thats what they're used for]

1/30/2008 6:25:22 AM

Yep.

You have to show up to district court for every appearance you are scheduled for.

[Edited on January 30, 2008 at 6:27 AM. Reason : Or else you get the ol' FTA knockin on your door.]

1/30/2008 6:26:25 AM

firearms training associates?


I don't want them at the door

1/30/2008 6:28:52 AM

No one does..

[Edited on January 30, 2008 at 6:30 AM. Reason : Failure To Appear, delivered to you by your local sherriff's dept]

1/30/2008 6:29:51 AM

no doubt

1/30/2008 6:30:17 AM

why am I not surprised that 90% of the people on tww have cats


I fucking hate cats

1/30/2008 6:31:09 AM

Cats are indoor pets, they don't need to go outside. So someone can have a cat, and stay at their computer, inside, while the cat poops.

With a dog... this could never happen.

1/30/2008 6:33:31 AM

part of my point

1/30/2008 6:34:48 AM

Well I hate cats too. One day, all the cat-haters will unite and methodically exterminate every feline on the planet. On that day, there will be much rejoicing, for both man and dog will celebrate the glorious cleansing of the heathen mammal from all land, sky and sea.

1/30/2008 6:37:44 AM

I got a weird feeling that the gays will kill themselves that day too


(and by gays I mean, a lot of tww people)

1/30/2008 6:38:55 AM

you seem to call out the gays a lot

1/30/2008 6:44:20 AM

obviously because I love the cock!

1/30/2008 6:51:32 AM

?!

1/30/2008 6:56:01 AM

aw that was so sweet

1/30/2008 7:05:55 AM

yeah, your mom doesn't usually send flowers the next day!

1/30/2008 7:06:41 AM

i'm tired and it's going to be a looooooooong day...

1/30/2008 7:17:09 AM

my mom, on the other hand always sends a box of chocolated the next day

or that's what my friends always tell me

1/30/2008 7:18:56 AM

Current temp. 55, high 54 ...

1/30/2008 8:04:03 AM

i wish i had a lady friend. id call in and stay in bed all day.

1/30/2008 8:12:43 AM

I can't remember the last time I told them I couldn't work.


[Edited on January 30, 2008 at 10:19 AM. Reason : ^you don't NEED a ladyfriend to do that.]

1/30/2008 10:18:43 AM

cramps, ftl

so painful

1/30/2008 10:39:39 AM

lost another tarantula. RIP little dude

1/30/2008 10:44:49 AM

bummer

1/30/2008 10:51:59 AM

I FEEL LIKE POOOOOOOP

1/30/2008 10:58:35 AM

chinese food two weekends ago was apparently free they never deposited the check!

1/30/2008 11:15:45 AM

Can I write a check?


No


Yao


No


Yao


No


Can I write a check?

1/30/2008 11:18:04 AM

wow today is going to be a long day.

1/30/2008 11:51:01 AM

damnit, this folk music shit is why we need genre listings in the vault

1/30/2008 11:59:03 AM

I come home tomorrow.

1/30/2008 12:07:19 PM

damn, dude I share an office with just heated up some mexican food for lunch

my sammich and apple isnt looking so good

1/30/2008 12:08:14 PM