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Really hope he catches that rabbit or squirrel soon so I don't get kicked anymore.

1/25/2011 11:31:22 PM

ugh have to pee again

irritating

but hopefully i am flushing the cold away

1/25/2011 11:38:29 PM

drink lots of water!

and OJ

1/25/2011 11:39:20 PM

chilly chilly

1/25/2011 11:43:52 PM

dsfl;ajsvodnrt9eo is;AFKCL"DC,

1/25/2011 11:47:43 PM

1/25/2011 11:49:11 PM

Monday was a great day because I got out of a speeding ticket.

Today was a great day because I got State/UNC tix from one of my bosses, then got box seats to the all-star skills competition saturday night also from work

So 2:1 odds tomorrow will be fucking miserable because the start of this week has been wayyyy too good to me

[Edited on January 25, 2011 at 11:54 PM. Reason : wishful thinking]

[Edited on January 25, 2011 at 11:55 PM. Reason : late]

1/25/2011 11:53:51 PM

^^haha...that's just how my brain feels at the moment

1/25/2011 11:55:13 PM

Must stop getting distracted by internet/tww/facebook/...

1/25/2011 11:56:27 PM

Quote :

"^like they smoked their place up so much you can smell it, or they have large quantities of potent shit?"

I think it's both... Sometimes their weed is so strong it literally makes my eyes water when I walk through the hall, and other times it's so much it'll make the whole building smell

I can't really smell it as much now... I didn't want to call the cops on them, but I also didn't want to go say something (mainly because something tells me going down there by myself when it's just like 5 big black guys isn't a good idea)

1/25/2011 11:58:28 PM

1/26/2011 12:01:24 AM

^^they sound like terrible drug users/dealers

1/26/2011 12:02:58 AM

umphreys in charlotte

that and my dog and how i'm about to make a shit ton more money


but mostly umphreys in charlotte

1/26/2011 12:07:34 AM

when is that?

1/26/2011 12:07:57 AM

sat feb 19th, or maybe 18th whichever is saturday

1/26/2011 12:11:07 AM

2/17

1/26/2011 12:12:13 AM

ah yeah it's the 19th

I'm going to be in Charlotte the night before for Excision and Downlink, but I'm heading up to Asheville after that for Bassnectar/Glitch Mob

1/26/2011 12:13:04 AM

nope, 2/19

1/26/2011 12:13:36 AM

i love ashville but theres no possible way you can choose bassnectar over umphreys

1/26/2011 12:14:38 AM

oh....fyi...

you really should start turning your oven OFF after you use it

1/26/2011 12:15:51 AM

read it wrong / sleepy

1/26/2011 12:16:37 AM

2^lol

1/26/2011 12:16:52 AM

I'm a nice guy and all, but people who choose bassnectar over umphreys need to have their head examined



i think you might had AIPDS

aquired immune pat dabney syndrome

[Edited on January 26, 2011 at 12:18 AM. Reason : no, you need to learn how to work my oven]

1/26/2011 12:17:00 AM

I understand why you may feel that way, but tickets were purchased a while ago, and I'm just now finding out about Umphrey's.

Glitch Mob was the deciding factor really.

1/26/2011 12:19:34 AM

i know how to work your oven...

and twice the damn thing has been on when i got there

1/26/2011 12:19:52 AM

theres two switches

the one that says bake is the one that matters, its been off both times, the temp switch doesnt matter

1/26/2011 12:21:16 AM

and it's not my fault you just learned about umphrey's, one show is better than the other....

[Edited on January 26, 2011 at 12:22 AM. Reason : you should hang out more, then you would know these things]

1/26/2011 12:22:03 AM

haha...

i know that...

and both times i've had to turn the bake knob to the off position...


the red light was burning and the inside of the oven was like hot fiyah...


i'm a woman...i'm completely aware of how ovens operate

1/26/2011 12:23:04 AM

i'm gipper

1/26/2011 12:23:10 AM

i call bs

but whatever, thanks

1/26/2011 12:24:19 AM

the next time i'll just leave it on to prove it to you

[Edited on January 26, 2011 at 12:25 AM. Reason : let's just hope you don't burn the apartment down before then ]

1/26/2011 12:24:48 AM

Quote :

"i'm a woman...i'm completely aware of how ovens operate "

ROFL

1/26/2011 12:26:11 AM

I said thanks, geez

youre stealing my umphreys moment woman

1/26/2011 12:26:17 AM

I'm jealous of how quickly my bf can fall asleep.

1/26/2011 12:30:41 AM

funny that she still has no idea how my oven operates

1/26/2011 12:30:42 AM

someone told me they don't really have biscuits up north and it saddened me.

1/26/2011 12:39:24 AM

I would love to go beat the shit out of the guy in the alley on his phone who is keeping me from sleeping

1/26/2011 12:40:19 AM

I should go to bed soon

but I need a hug.

1/26/2011 12:55:10 AM

I'll give you an e-hug

>------<

1/26/2011 12:55:40 AM

:hugs:

Liars. I hate them. So fucking much.

Pick a damn life to live, stop screwing around and screwing it up. You know exactly what to do, I hate it.
Why am I so angsty right now?

Oh, and to the asshole who keeps screwing up my door? I was gone for 2 hours, this is the second time this year. If you've got a problem, take it up with me. I have no problem with taking something down but if you're gonna put that much effort into being a dick and crushing other property?



[Edited on January 26, 2011 at 1:02 AM. Reason : ]

1/26/2011 12:57:57 AM

Quote :

"would love to go beat the shit out of the guy in the alley on his phone who is keeping me from sleeping "

but you won't

because youre a pussy.

so instead you'll just lay there

unable to sleep

an angry little man

with a knot in your stomach

eventually working its way into an ulcer

which will just make you angrier

until one day you realize

that your life is meaningless

as you come home every night

and speak in a nasty manner to your wife

and ignore your kids

except to yell at them for making a mess

before disappearing into your cave

you call ironically your "office"

in which you never work

but merely post feeble attempts at witticisms

on college message boards

in a pathetic attempt to recapture

some never-realized dream of youth

and sometimes masturbate to videos

that you steal from pornsites

with weak security protocols.

1/26/2011 1:03:23 AM

hahaha

1/26/2011 1:04:30 AM

LOL at today's woot shirt

http://shirt.woot.com/

[Edited on January 26, 2011 at 1:06 AM. Reason : really time to make dinner now ]

1/26/2011 1:04:57 AM

I have two days until I hit 3,000 on here

1/26/2011 1:11:34 AM

oh snap!

1/26/2011 1:12:49 AM

LOL @ the status change

1/26/2011 1:13:24 AM

that was making me laugh til I re-read and realized it was all predicated on me being

Quote :

"an angry little man"

I'm no angry man. I'm an angry chica.

Plus, upon getting dressed, going out and looking it turned out to be some lady sitting in her Audi listening to a book on tape (or something of the sort) at an insane volume. This is confusing to me because, well, it's about 20 degrees out and the car wasn't running. Go figure.

Needless to say my mere appearance at her garage entrance scared her half to death and she packed it up :-) the end.

1/26/2011 1:23:02 AM

Android nom t-shirt initiated.

1/26/2011 2:08:00 AM

asdfghjklkjhgfdsdfghj morning, do not want.

1/26/2011 6:56:30 AM

three hours of sleep just won't cut it. Maybe I can nap in the car this afternoon.

1/26/2011 7:24:56 AM