2/2/2008 1:20:57 PM

why cant i find a torrent of the golden road that's seeded worth a damn

[Edited on February 2, 2008 at 1:37 PM. Reason : I MEAN IT'S ONLY 14GB, COME ON]

2/2/2008 1:37:31 PM

gotta find the spinach dip recipe and hit up the grocery store!

but first--i need my car

2/2/2008 1:49:23 PM

I masturbate only in the shower, so it's easy to clean up.


Isn't it hard to clean up if you do it in your bed by ejaculating on the covers or ejaculating on your bedroom carpet?

2/2/2008 1:51:03 PM

damn, my ears are still ringing a bit from last night, have a headache, and i'm hungry

2/2/2008 2:21:14 PM

uuuughhh

2/2/2008 2:23:01 PM

I need to find out when I can have access to my college fund account. Cause if it's when I turn 21 then fuck my parents controlling what I do. I'm going to finish school my way....one way or another.

2/2/2008 2:25:28 PM

i don't get control of mine until i turn 25

2/2/2008 2:26:23 PM

that's what I'm afraid of...which would ruin my plan to take over the world.

2/2/2008 2:27:14 PM

^^^^^ Said it before, will say it again - it's much easier being a woman. No worries about rogue appendages and their emissions.

2/2/2008 2:29:24 PM

when i say a little extra honey mustard, i dont mean drown the damned thing

2/2/2008 2:47:04 PM

^^well at least we dont have to worry about getting preggers, or bleeding out our penis once a month

[Edited on February 2, 2008 at 2:48 PM. Reason : ^]

2/2/2008 2:47:54 PM

i am so unbelievably goddamned bored


it's a real shame it is too damp still to go on the hike i had planned.



ah well.

2/2/2008 2:49:50 PM

Quote :

"I need to find out when I can have access to my college fund account. Cause if it's when I turn 21 then fuck my parents controlling what I do. I'm going to finish school my way....one way or another."

hahhaah i should use my e-pi service on you and show your folks what kind of shitty kid you are.

2/2/2008 2:49:56 PM

I am a pretty shitty kid...I just don't wanna let my parents down now...I have to continue in my ways until I win the prize of the worst kid EVAR

2/2/2008 2:55:52 PM

good luck and godspeed

2/2/2008 2:56:24 PM

I really need to get my ass to crossroads... but I'm still hungover

2/2/2008 2:57:09 PM

so i did a little investigating

apparently im hopping a hot spot from the coffee shop, 6 blocks away.

woot?

2/2/2008 2:59:54 PM

fresh vagina

2/2/2008 3:00:09 PM

it's groundhog day?

i had no idea

2/2/2008 3:00:51 PM

why hasn't she come out yet!?! It's past time to go!

and i'm so ready for a nap.

2/2/2008 3:22:48 PM

im tired of car drama



cracked radiator ftl

2/2/2008 3:25:46 PM

glory. what a gooood movie

2/2/2008 3:59:07 PM

i hope strange wilderness is funny

and I hope tennessee wins tonite

2/2/2008 4:00:24 PM

i slept 1:30am-9am. and then 9:30am-12:30 pm.

and i'm tired again

2/2/2008 4:02:06 PM

Quote :

"I hope tennessee wins tonite"

2/2/2008 4:06:24 PM

Is it really that much to ask for some time on the phone when I'm stressed out about a lot of things? I guess so, I guess I'm a horrible fucking person

[Edited on February 2, 2008 at 4:18 PM. Reason : ]

2/2/2008 4:14:26 PM

whole foods fruit cups

and where is he?

2/2/2008 4:20:27 PM

i hate grocery shopping on superbowl weekend.

2/2/2008 4:28:43 PM

haha yeah, i plan on getting up and heading to the store at 8am tomorrow to avoid it as much as possible

2/2/2008 4:29:34 PM

[Edited on February 2, 2008 at 4:49 PM. Reason : test pics]

2/2/2008 4:33:29 PM

That's my new doggie (in 3 weeks..) and her dad is the dog in the movie Leatherheads...

2/2/2008 4:50:53 PM

omg cutest dog ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I get to go a Mardi Gras Ball on Monday night!!!!
(now i have to buy a full length ball gown....)

2/2/2008 4:54:48 PM

2/2/2008 4:57:30 PM

^^ Thanks, I get her around the end of the month

2/2/2008 4:58:45 PM

i want one

2/2/2008 4:59:16 PM

^Everytime I see your name I think of the girl from Harry Potter

Luna Lovegood

2/2/2008 4:59:53 PM

I have to go pick up all the nuts in the back yard

2/2/2008 5:01:58 PM

hope this movie is good


and i had a WONDERFUL time last night

2/2/2008 5:02:12 PM

Quote :

"Everytime I see your name I think of the girl from Harry Potter"

Shockingly enough, I've never seen the movie or read the books...

2/2/2008 5:07:25 PM

I have so much shit, I can't wait to go through a nostalgia run when I open everything up.

2/2/2008 5:22:39 PM

oh goddamnit

that's just irritating

the very last pistachio had to be the one that tasted like crap

2/2/2008 5:33:26 PM

i wish he could come to the ball with me...he looks damn good in a tux

2/2/2008 6:15:05 PM

that dog is fucking ugly in my opinion

2/2/2008 6:15:54 PM

well you're opinion sucks in my opinion

2/2/2008 6:16:55 PM

hehe, love'em or hate'em is pretty much how it goes. my brother hates them, rest of the family likes them...

2/2/2008 6:20:40 PM

I want to go out and drink myself stupid(er) in bars. But there's no sitter and all my friends want to sit at home.

2/2/2008 6:50:48 PM

I'll babysit for you!

2/2/2008 6:51:46 PM

That I'd currently rather be doing anything but studying for tests; but now I think I'd like to graduate in this century.

2/2/2008 7:00:32 PM

my laundry service was supposed to drop off before 730

where are they?

i'd like a full repitoire to chose from before getting ready to go out to a bar!

im so gay!



[Edited on February 2, 2008 at 7:02 PM. Reason : this is what i get for not having had my laundry done since kthnxgiving]

2/2/2008 7:02:09 PM