dont be fuckin up my theme yo!


actually, fuck it, everybody send divabay dick pic confessions, and ill just keep taking bewbz confessions

7/8/2011 8:56:46 PM

LOVES YOU

no insanity and all

for every dick I get, I'll send you boobies

7/8/2011 9:08:17 PM

i'll take confessions tonight

7/8/2011 9:09:15 PM

haha i feel like this has turned in a bad direction


just bewbz related confessions. nothin creepish


however, feel free to be creepy to divababy when you send her dickpic confessions

7/8/2011 9:12:38 PM

LOL

feel free and all

7/8/2011 9:13:22 PM

Quote :

" I believe that people with freaky genetic abnormalities should be free to reproduce but should really think twice about it. It's almost unforgivable to pop out one deformed child after another. I'm a judgemental motherfucker."

This was not a dick pic confession...I got all excited when I saw a green inbox

7/8/2011 10:01:10 PM

Quote :

"I'm tempted to turn the confessions thread into a Controversial Pictures thread."

uhhh i guess do it?

well technically the point of the thread is to post confessions of anonymous peoples sooooo dont do it, just start a controversial pics thread

[Edited on July 8, 2011 at 10:09 PM. Reason : ]

7/8/2011 10:04:42 PM

now THAT'D be funny

7/8/2011 10:08:43 PM

someone confess to me

but don't confess your dicks to me

i've seen enough small peen in my lifetime

7/8/2011 10:32:19 PM

HAHAHAH

Quote :

"I'm about to nut into a hamper full of clothes. Good thing I do my own laundry."

7/8/2011 11:00:16 PM

Quote :

"it has been almost a year since i've been laid, i'm super horny all the time its pretty annoying "

7/8/2011 11:11:29 PM

confess to me faggots

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

7/8/2011 11:20:01 PM

Quote :

"shit, its been over a year since the last time i've been laid. thank god im going to vegas nest weekend "

GOSH THERE IS A CLUB OF YOU PEOPLE

7/8/2011 11:32:38 PM

Quote :

"I haven't been laid since last night. 12 hours is way too long, dammit! "

7/8/2011 11:37:16 PM

got nothing to do.. but take confessions

7/8/2011 11:38:29 PM

Quote :

"I took my wife out last night to see Kathy Griffin. Fuck, it was terrible. When we got home, she fell asleep during sex. But I went ahead and finished, because I felt like she owed it to me. "

i kinda hope this is real

and feel bad about it

kathy griffin is TERRIBLE god how could anyone like her even remotely

7/8/2011 11:42:58 PM

Quote :

"I really wish I could do the ghetto butt shake but my ass can't shake "

sorry your ass can't shake

7/9/2011 12:05:42 AM

it's not really that great.

7/9/2011 12:07:25 AM

Quote :

"Magic has to be the most boring thing ever to watch on xbox. "

it really really is

7/9/2011 12:17:47 AM

Quote :

"Unlike the other posters - I haven't had sex in a while and I don't feel deprived at all. Really rather indifferent to having it"

7/9/2011 1:37:40 AM

The confessional booth is open my sons and daughters of TWW

7/9/2011 2:51:09 PM

cheeriously, send moar bewbz confessions

7/9/2011 5:01:59 PM

Quote :

"My photography teacher in high school fucked me up for life. We had an assignment where we had to just go someplace and watch people. Just watch them for like 20 min straight and report back (only caveat was like no bathrooms obviously). Ever since that assignment I cannot stop people watching and looking in open windows from afar/safety of my own home. I'm no peeping tom because it's only ever a quick glance but the other week I did see a neighbor full frontal. In my defense anybody in the entire apt complex would have seen her if they had been outside, she had all the lights on and blinds completely up."

7/9/2011 7:09:19 PM

Pretty sure people watching is a normal activity

7/9/2011 7:10:16 PM

Quote :

"I keep denying I'm an alcoholic although I may have spent ten figures at my local watering hole "

7/9/2011 8:35:26 PM

someone should confess to me.

7/10/2011 11:07:42 PM

Quote :

"I thought I saw you at Sammys today, and fantasizes about calling you Divababy"

7/11/2011 12:18:19 AM

I'll take some confessions

Oh and...

Quote :

"Samwise is always talking about how huge her boobs are but in pictures I think they look like B cups max."

lolwut... I'd like to now what pictures they're looking at (and I wouldn't classify my tatties as huge)

[Edited on July 11, 2011 at 12:46 AM. Reason : .]

7/11/2011 12:45:49 AM

samwise has nice boobs, complimented by her awesome personality, she's one of the few chicks on here that brings an all around a game

7/11/2011 12:48:40 AM

do one

7/11/2011 12:49:06 AM

While I can't say you have awesome boobs, you're an A++ trivia partner and person

7/11/2011 12:50:20 AM

Quote :

"I was hanging out with my bro and his gf, and in the course of talking she said that when she went to high school, she had to wear the school girl plaid skirt outfit. I have a think for that outfit, so my mind was racing the rest of the night. She's cute in the first place, but now... "

7/11/2011 8:11:20 AM

hey, get your boob related confession on

this theme aint dead yet

7/11/2011 10:21:55 PM

Quote :

"i want you, William Faulkner, and not to be mad forever"

lolwut

7/12/2011 9:32:52 AM

Quote :

"I wish someone would post the "private" begonias boob photo for all of TWW to enjoy. I have it but won't be posting it."

this qualifies as its boob related, but as someone who has played monopoly against linda's bewbs, i just dont really care much

7/12/2011 8:01:11 PM

Quote :

"I think my arms don't pass the fat test. I am a 40C/38 or 36D. When I was really skinny I still had a good C so I don't really believe in the fat arm test."

ok technically boob related, but srsly who gives a shit about some arm test? im looking for confessions like "me and my boobs committed so much crime last weekend"

7/12/2011 8:39:49 PM

I'll take a few confessions. But just a few...

7/12/2011 8:40:36 PM

Quote :

"I tried to get advice from my mom about business lawyers to help with all the zoning, licensing, and taxes for a business idea but the idea was a strip club but i called it a restaurant and it would be a really desirable restuarant so it would not need to worry about getting customers. "

7/12/2011 9:05:49 PM

Quote :

"So I met this girl the other night. She was a real cum-junkie. Absolutely dick-greedy. Anyway, she's been sending me dirty pics on my iPhone, and I was poundin' off to them when all of a sudden, my mom calls me. So just before climax, a picture of my mom shows up on my iPhone. I quickly finish, trying to block out the visual of mom-dukes, and I answer the phone. Long story short, my mom is gonna be in town this weekend, and she wants to take me out for ice cream. Yay, ice cream!"

7/12/2011 9:27:55 PM

send your traffic

7/12/2011 10:02:54 PM

Quote :

"i hooked up with a friend last weekend and it was so hot that i've sent him a few noods, which i've never done... but i kinda liked it "

7/12/2011 11:32:48 PM

Quote :

"the last few months have been pretty shitty. but i think my situation is finally looking up. looks like my life might get back on track pretty soon and i couldn't be more about it."

moar

7/12/2011 11:34:07 PM

send confessions stat

7/12/2011 11:38:16 PM

Why don't you have a seat over there...



[Edited on July 12, 2011 at 11:41 PM. Reason : ...]

7/12/2011 11:40:34 PM

my first!

Quote :

"i took a bubble bath last week. i was drunk. i ended up shaving every hair on my lower body. it was great for about 12hrs. now it itches like shit and i vow to never take a drunk bubble bath every again. i look like a 5yr old who got ahold of a razor and didn't know what she was doing."

7/12/2011 11:41:22 PM

Quote :

"i am in love, LOVE LOVE, with a co-worker. real love boys and girls. this persons happiness is my happiness and all that bullshit love. they're the best person i've ever met or could even dream of and they have absolutely no idea my feelings for them. i have enjoyed becoming good friends with this person, i cherish every moment we've spent together... every moment because they lit up my entire day. unfortunately the days of my employment are numbered and we both know. although i have the chance to stay, i won't because i know i need to move on with my life. but i know it is gonna be one of the hardest things ill ever have to do. "

7/13/2011 12:48:25 AM

isn't not working with your SO a good thing? like once you're done working there you can like...... ask the person out without having to deal with all the HR bullshit?

7/13/2011 1:03:53 AM

^This

Working with who your fucking is a BAD idea, I would know!

It's also time for morning confessions, I'll take them!

7/13/2011 7:31:56 AM

I think this is one of those situations where one party is in love with the other and that person just considers them a friend. As stated the other person does not know about their feelings.. well so they think. Any person in their right mind probably knows by now if you are that in LOVE with them. The fact they havent pushed on the issue probably means they have no interest. I have no experience with anything like this at all...

7/13/2011 9:12:21 AM

set 'em up mothafucka

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

7/13/2011 12:08:22 PM