i'm not a good napper

1/30/2011 6:18:48 PM

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"i put salt on my watermelon"

I, too, do this. YUM

1/30/2011 6:19:23 PM

^^ deal breaker

1/30/2011 6:20:07 PM

i always end up wanting to have sex when i should be napping

1/30/2011 6:20:41 PM

sex then nap

compromise

1/30/2011 6:22:14 PM

S.N.S.

1/30/2011 6:23:13 PM

I need a haircut

maybe I'll get it shaved this week

1/30/2011 6:26:00 PM

after-sex naps are awesome

1/30/2011 6:28:15 PM

We need more of these 60+ degree days already!

1/30/2011 6:32:52 PM

conversely, after nap sex is fantastic

1/30/2011 6:32:54 PM

sex and naps are both pretty awesome in general

1/30/2011 6:33:30 PM

sex>naps

1/30/2011 6:41:21 PM

How about we just have sex and you can nap while I clean or do laundry or make sandwiches or go to the store for beer or something?

1/30/2011 6:41:26 PM

I only like naps if I'm hungover... otherwise, they are for the birds! I am glad I didn't get into that habit too bad when I was in school (only had one semester where I would nap 3 days a week b/w classes)

1/30/2011 6:42:30 PM

I miss sex

1/30/2011 6:42:35 PM

who would want that?

1/30/2011 6:42:55 PM

^^^ agreed. I am not a napper. I usually feel worse after my nap than before.

[Edited on January 30, 2011 at 6:43 PM. Reason : Missed]

1/30/2011 6:43:33 PM

^^^ I believe that I can help with that.

1/30/2011 6:43:59 PM

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"How about we just have sex and you can nap while I clean or do laundry or make sandwiches or go to the store for beer or something?"

you are awesome

1/30/2011 6:46:51 PM

This guy on Facebook bitched at me because I wouldn't go on a date with him. He said "all the girls at school like me because I'm like the guy from Twilight"-could you be any bigger of a douche? BLOCK!

1/30/2011 6:50:10 PM

Where the fuck is she? Why hasn't she called? I hope she's asleep. God this hurts so bad. I want to make the pain go away, but I have to let it linger a while longer so I can explain whats going to happen.

1/30/2011 6:51:08 PM

I, too, miss sex.

1/30/2011 6:55:12 PM

^^ BlackDog?

1/30/2011 6:58:59 PM

in other news. low sodium bacon is kinda gross

it doesn't taste as good (to me)

1/30/2011 7:08:47 PM

i've never heard of such a thing

bacon is supposed to be sod-i-yummy

1/30/2011 7:15:42 PM

LOL

1/30/2011 7:20:59 PM

i hope this pinched nerve in my neck goes away soon

1/30/2011 7:22:24 PM

28-0 NFC

1/30/2011 8:18:17 PM

yeah, ass kicking in progress

1/30/2011 8:25:17 PM

NFC is the shit. AFC can't touch them

1/30/2011 8:28:03 PM

Its great I just hope that carries over to the Super Bowl.

1/30/2011 8:29:15 PM

I hope so as well. Pleaseeeee

1/30/2011 8:31:16 PM

I don't think that the pro bowl is any indication of which conference is best- that is like saying which team is best based on preseason play. Football is one of those sports where you will only get real participation in games that actually matter

1/30/2011 8:34:17 PM

I don't think its a gage of which conference is better, but especially when its so one sided, you can draw some conclusions to either game prep or overall talent. Motivation can be a factor, but it shouldn't be so one sided because of it.


But its still nice to see the AFC get beat. 42-0 now

1/30/2011 8:41:12 PM

woohooo. 3 stars on all levels of Angry Birds. And I only cheated like 3 times.

1/30/2011 8:45:36 PM

Almost escaped without someone breaking a bone...

1/30/2011 9:05:03 PM

almost?

1/30/2011 9:05:40 PM

^^ LOL

tell me it was Mr. Li

1/30/2011 9:07:07 PM

Mike broke his arm on the last run of the day. Nasty break too...

1/30/2011 9:09:18 PM

I told my friend a while ago to introduce me to all of her pretty friends. She said OK.


Just a few minutes ago, I reminded her of this underneath one of her photos on facebook:




she then commented: "Jeff, you said pretty AND single"

1/30/2011 9:10:02 PM

I feel like when you post almost an entire album on Facebook of just you in some lacy, see-through panties and stilettos, that's an issue

Especially when they're maternity photos

[Edited on January 30, 2011 at 9:14 PM. Reason : .]

1/30/2011 9:14:09 PM

^HAHAHAHAHA

1/30/2011 9:15:44 PM

poor EMCE

1/30/2011 9:16:54 PM

^^^

1/30/2011 9:20:04 PM

i feel to my stomach


when did i pass 24k posts???

[Edited on January 30, 2011 at 9:24 PM. Reason : f]

1/30/2011 9:24:30 PM

^^^^^ oh i lol'd

[Edited on January 30, 2011 at 9:25 PM. Reason : damn it jt$]

1/30/2011 9:25:15 PM

Snobidding is kewl

1/30/2011 9:25:49 PM

Quote :

"I feel like when you post almost an entire album on Facebook of just you in some lacy, see-through panties and stilettos, that's an issue Especially when they're maternity photos"

That's one of those things that is best left to the person's private life and not for facebook to see.

1/30/2011 9:27:18 PM

^^^mwuahaha

1/30/2011 9:27:54 PM

my whole body hurts, I need a new hobby

1/30/2011 9:45:33 PM