Quote :

"what an annoying ass night. nothing puts me in a worse mood than girls who think that the shit that happens in 27 dresses is real life. no it is not real life. and neither is you've got mail, the wedding date, when harry met sally, cinderella, the prince and me, and the list goes on. not. real. life. just get over yourself. you are annoying and needy and whiny and desperate and in denial. and on top of that you are extremely picky about men. you want an 18 year old abercrombie and fitch model. here's the thing. you are 24. here's the other thing, meatheads probably only want girls that put out. and the conclusion to my argument is simply that you have a horseface. correct these features and MAYBE a guy will stay with you for a record time of 10 minutes before darting for the door. does anyone need a crazy bitch to bwn? i know one. i'll put her on craigslist."

is she annoying? or cute?

but wait why would someone who believes in movies just be looking for a penis to hop on?

either way, if shes not annoying and shes cute then i will do her a favor. since im a nice guy

2/15/2008 12:45:57 AM

she's extremely annoying. some people might think she's cute. she had a horseface but most people can get over that. i just really like to harp on it since she's on my nerves. it isn't so much a "why the long face" horseface. its mostly just her teeth coupled with a really weird upper lip.

she never stops talking about men. she is a huge ball of stress. very chatty. she needs to be laid, trust me, she needs to. maybe she doesn't know it yet. 24 years of built up sexual frustration is NOT doing anyone any good.

2/15/2008 12:49:20 AM

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"and the conclusion to my argument is simply that you have a horseface."

hahahahahah

2/15/2008 12:50:24 AM

kinda into this girl.....but i just met her a week ago. I don't know what she thinks about me. My friend and his g/f just broke up and i've been talkin to her alot lately. Which is kinda weird. And no, im not gettin into her, thats wrong.

oh yeah, and we suck at basketball

2/15/2008 12:51:09 AM

i so hope i get a chance to make her believe in people

2/15/2008 1:05:04 AM

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"she is a huge ball of stress. very chatty."

ah ok. there is good crazy and bad crazy. this one sounds like "panic attack on wheels"- which is bad crazy.

my opinion of what "good crazy" is... well,i don't know. but there is a good kind of crazy, i just can't word it

2/15/2008 1:23:51 AM

yay

and oh snap

2/15/2008 1:54:03 AM

tonight is the first time i have felt completely single in upwards of 7 years
not because i had a girl friend, but because i was in the least amount of ways attached to someone.
this year i have no such attachment
...it makes me feel strange but in a good way.

note: this does not mean that i feel lonely tonight, but simply more human than i have in a long time.
oh and i am really happy i worked tonight, i made a good bit of money

2/15/2008 2:27:40 AM

Today should be a fairly busy at school.

I still love my pink flowers.

I'm excited about going to see a new movie tonight.

I'm confused about a whole certain situation.

2/15/2008 7:00:59 AM

losing a lot of my music

2/15/2008 7:35:15 AM

It sucks pulling the short straw

2/15/2008 8:00:43 AM

hmmm this broad looks like a former ta of mine...

2/15/2008 8:00:59 AM

Stalk her on facebook

2/15/2008 8:01:33 AM

no fatties

2/15/2008 8:04:49 AM

it's cold, i should put a shirt on

2/15/2008 8:17:53 AM

ok so I didn't lose david bowie--but I swear it wasn't on my iTunes

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!?!?!

2/15/2008 9:06:52 AM

never enough time..... i need to submit taxes to get my return... i'm torn about what kind of ipod to get... she has great tits... girls are so much smaller than they think they are...

i feel good but slightly off.... almost floaty but in a different way....

2/15/2008 9:09:40 AM

maybe some socks would help too

2/15/2008 9:11:24 AM

dang this chick is making the whole lab smell good...

2/15/2008 10:02:11 AM

hold music sucks!

2/15/2008 10:04:49 AM

damn i'm hungry

2/15/2008 10:06:48 AM

http://youtube.com/watch?v=_lJIjdajBww

ha ha great song back when

2/15/2008 10:09:26 AM

^ it was always hard for me to believe that that song came from the same band that did "mary mary"

2/15/2008 10:13:15 AM

FUCK.YOU.

2/15/2008 10:23:30 AM

How is a McDonalds biscuit made?

2/15/2008 10:26:12 AM

WHAT ABOUT THIS ONE?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=VHBwDYyyGxs

HA! This was a great time!

2/15/2008 10:42:00 AM

2/15/2008 10:51:55 AM

i'm so happy to finally be here.

Quote :

"I am not very happy right now"

bummer.

2/15/2008 10:54:49 AM

2/15/2008 10:56:05 AM

What do 15% of women do on Valentine's Day?












































Find the answer on the Herbal Essence Hello Hydration shampoo....

Thank God I have Hello Hydration... This conundrum would have killed me


Also baths are better than showers because I never find one of my long blonde hairs in my butt crack!

2/15/2008 11:31:08 AM

2/15/2008 11:34:39 AM

Apparently my IE spell checker recognizes Schwarzenegger, but insists proven is not a word.

2/15/2008 11:36:52 AM

degree came in the mail!

2/15/2008 1:50:20 PM

^is that why it took 8 years?



oo sick burn

2/15/2008 2:02:43 PM

You said it wouldn't show up until Monday night, but it showed up in less than an hour.

2/15/2008 2:02:56 PM

if i had a million dollars
i'd buy you a green dress
but not a real green dress, thats cruel

2/15/2008 2:17:25 PM

i just registered for the biochem gre

2/15/2008 3:30:49 PM

geez- why is no one wanting to hang out tonite?

i'm not gonna want to get wasted tomorrow, so tonite is my night to get drunk, and no one wants to do shit (not to mention that a lot of people are out of town)

2/15/2008 3:33:51 PM

my god

last night

2/15/2008 3:46:03 PM

^^thanks jackass

2/15/2008 3:53:38 PM

why do people waste money on skates that cost less than $150

i realize $300 for a quality pair of skates is a lot of money

but when you blow through the cheap ones in six months, you'll be spending the same amount total

2/15/2008 3:59:20 PM

2/15/2008 4:11:32 PM

Quote :

"i'm not gonna want to get wasted tomorrow, so tonite is my night to get drunk,"

opposite for me. gotta work early in the am tomorrow so no heavy drinking for me tonight! But tomorrow after work is a different story

2/15/2008 4:26:09 PM

looking forward to my date tonight....Thai food and some good alcohol

2/15/2008 4:27:50 PM

I just don't care anymore.

At all.

2/15/2008 4:31:51 PM

^feels good doesnt it?

2/15/2008 4:33:02 PM

No.

I rather like having passion and excitement about life.

Apathy pretty much tells me I'm sinking into a depression, and being bipolar, that's something to avoid.

2/15/2008 4:36:25 PM

Quote :

"Thank you for your reply, Am satisfied with the condition of the item now .I havent bought anything on craigs before so its like my first time ,..i just need the item for my daughter ..she's due for college this summer but she's down medically and recuperating from an hypertitise..she picked up in school .I just wanted to buy the Computer cos she's always wanted itso much. I checked out the payment options today and i'll prefer making payment through ( U.S.P.S)postal Money Order because its very safe . Just let me know all i need to proceed &send out payment to you is your full contact info where you want the money or money order delivered to because this will be written on the money order that will be sent to you. I can work you through theprocess if you dont mind ,I dont have much on me right now but I can offer you $500 for the item . Will appreciate a gift box in case you dont have the original packaging so that we can close the post as soon as possible and enable me pay for the shipping and insurance to cover it so you wont have to worry about shipping. If my bid is not okay by you, please let me know because am not used to bidding here. As soon as my payment is approved, I can handle the shippment using my company's courier acct with FedEx or DHL so thats not a problem. Keep me posted asap. Thanks Nicole. "

2/15/2008 4:37:04 PM

I called you a whore on the phone last night and didnt realize it!

2/15/2008 4:37:28 PM

2061!

2/15/2008 4:37:52 PM