2/17/2008 3:20:55 AM

how differently things could have played out tonight


oh well, live and learn

2/17/2008 3:21:48 AM

yeah, i may have scared off some people. im mean, none of they were in the position for me to get with, but still... they are gona give me some strang looks tomorrow. and maybe if they drink after they get home they will wonder if they even meet me tonight at all

2/17/2008 3:31:51 AM

yeah right fucker, like you were with any people, shut the fuck up

2/17/2008 3:33:16 AM

oh i kinda had the opposite problem...like 3 of the broads are single and would let me get it but are not attractive and the 2 broads that are attractive are not single

2/17/2008 3:33:32 AM

yeah, there were 2 that were attractive, but they were taken

[Edited on February 17, 2008 at 3:38 AM. Reason : ^^fuck you man]

[Edited on February 17, 2008 at 3:38 AM. Reason : ]

2/17/2008 3:36:20 AM

hahahahahah


I kid





































































ok I dont

2/17/2008 3:46:19 AM

i wonder what a woman smells like this time of night

2/17/2008 3:48:58 AM

you'll never know, unless you pay one

2/17/2008 5:06:30 AM

i really dont want to go to work this morning

2/17/2008 9:11:41 AM

oh

jesus

2/17/2008 10:45:16 AM

is it "thats what she said" day yet or did i miss the boat on this?

2/17/2008 11:00:49 AM

coffee

2/17/2008 11:06:52 AM

wish i had a hat to wear because i don't feel like taking a shower.

2/17/2008 11:08:50 AM

^^^the fail boat already left homie

[Edited on February 17, 2008 at 11:09 AM. Reason : ^]

2/17/2008 11:09:12 AM

damn, i knew it

ok well, this isn't very entertaining so i guess i'm off to work an hour early

2/17/2008 11:12:22 AM

this hat is too small, but fuck it.

2/17/2008 11:30:36 AM

2/17/2008 11:40:26 AM

I wish I could lead two teams

...now, who do I put on each?

2/17/2008 11:55:34 AM

I'm gonna sit on my ass all day, watching TV, reading, and being a lazy slob. And because I'm by myself today, I'm not gonna feel the least bit guilty.

2/17/2008 11:58:38 AM

I don't wanna have to buy a bridesmaid dress...I don't have any money...If only I could just show up in jeans and a t-shirt to see my best friend get married.

2/17/2008 12:00:23 PM

^ yea, you shouldnt have to buy the dress. it's your friend's wedding, she should pay for it.

2/17/2008 12:01:13 PM

get up in the morning
breath in and out

2/17/2008 12:05:33 PM

my god
it's not even 1 yet

2/17/2008 12:52:23 PM

man wtf...i want to drink a beer....its like 3pm...this is the 6th straight day...i think i'm addicted to beer now

2/17/2008 3:19:07 PM

i just love to keep these people on their toes.

2/17/2008 3:20:00 PM

my eyes hurt and they are puffy

2/17/2008 3:21:55 PM

what should i do for todays date?

2/17/2008 3:24:35 PM

^^well hopefully he'll never have to tell you twice again

^ Two Elimination Chambers, 2 World Championship matches... WWE No Way Out on PPV tonight.

the perfect date.

[Edited on February 17, 2008 at 3:25 PM. Reason : yep]

2/17/2008 3:24:37 PM

ahahah i still laugh, but that's really fucked up given the situation

2/17/2008 3:25:52 PM

I like the new Google street views.

2/17/2008 3:29:16 PM

i was thinking something a little more gay

2/17/2008 3:43:28 PM

confused. still. ha.

2/17/2008 4:01:16 PM

brrr cold!! naptime

2/17/2008 4:16:45 PM

sex on a desk

2/17/2008 4:29:40 PM

bored, i think

2/17/2008 4:35:42 PM

trying to cram as much as i can into this resume without it looking bad

2/17/2008 4:36:37 PM

paved paradise and put up a parking lot

2/17/2008 5:14:22 PM

sex still

someone is gettin me all worked up!

2/17/2008 5:16:27 PM

20 hours eh ... and I'm fucking hungry ... it's time for fucking dinner seriously

2/17/2008 5:17:25 PM

new shower head!

water pressure ftw

2/17/2008 6:18:43 PM

i don't want to go to this study tonite


but then again i don't wanna do much of anything else either

2/17/2008 6:28:35 PM

I'm starting to get hungry.

2/17/2008 6:30:27 PM

just heard my first shooting in my neighborhood

cops all over

2/17/2008 7:39:48 PM

vajayjay= devils den?

LOL

2/17/2008 9:28:31 PM

it's motherfucking pistachio time

2/17/2008 9:29:34 PM

ice cream?

2/17/2008 9:31:16 PM

naw, salted and roasted

2/17/2008 9:31:38 PM

oh

2/17/2008 9:33:53 PM

Despite all thats gone on in the last month, I'm a much happier person.

2/17/2008 9:34:38 PM