I'd love to bump

2/18/2008 11:36:48 AM

2/18/2008 11:38:31 AM

I want to schedule my vacation.

2/18/2008 12:38:17 PM

2/18/2008 1:29:33 PM

boobs

2/18/2008 1:37:09 PM

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Bender is so fucking white

2/18/2008 1:38:42 PM

I am sooooooooo tired. I am *thisclose* to taking a nap under my desk.

2/18/2008 1:38:49 PM

it's 70 degrees and sunny today

2/18/2008 1:40:23 PM

tww delivers this morning

2/18/2008 1:40:43 PM

alriiight

2/18/2008 2:58:30 PM

2/18/2008 3:12:04 PM

^haha..

2/18/2008 3:47:41 PM

4 weddings--melissa & her beau, allie & d, riley & heather, ursula & jason

and a funeral--mine if i screw up this case

2/18/2008 4:55:01 PM

man i really need some deodorant.



i actually have a pretty good scent, but after a long day at the office i'm getting

2/18/2008 5:16:48 PM

i wish 5 fucking 30 would hurry the hell up

2/18/2008 5:19:04 PM

today could have been really good, or today could have been really bad.

it was really good

2/18/2008 5:19:53 PM

sure cant wait til da dopeman hit me back...

2/18/2008 5:20:44 PM

me either. im short

2/18/2008 5:20:59 PM

it's not sunny anymore outside, but it was a fucking fantastic day

2/18/2008 5:22:13 PM

2/18/2008 6:25:17 PM

that sleep study has me tired - shitty sleep for only a few hours, plus working all day sucks

2/18/2008 6:26:21 PM

I may make a return to drinking this weekend.

2/18/2008 6:27:31 PM

sounds like a plan to me

2/18/2008 6:28:07 PM

god women that act dumb around dudes they would sleep with are so fucking annoying sometimes

2/18/2008 6:30:07 PM

I hate not knowing where I am going to be this summer.

2/18/2008 6:34:34 PM

I love not knowing where I am going to be this summer.

2/18/2008 6:36:47 PM

my uncle is the biggest dork ever....

2/18/2008 6:39:10 PM

^^Well when I'm trying to make plans this summer, it would be a lot easier knowing where I'm going to be living so I can know how much money I will be spending, and the amount of travel I will need to do. Not knowing makes things a big more stressfull when trying to plan ahead.

2/18/2008 6:52:20 PM

jesus christ

MAKE IT STOP

2/18/2008 7:30:15 PM

I am getting sickly. I feel like super-crap, my body is achy, my nose is burning and running, sinuses are stuffy. But I am cooking supper for my roomies. I hope they like it.

2/18/2008 7:49:36 PM

my dog is so fucking cool

2/18/2008 8:19:51 PM

this bag of Goldfish has a paragraph about being open-minded on the back of it

snack lecture

2/18/2008 8:51:10 PM

I hate it when people don't understand that when you say something is easier said than done, that it really is easier said than done...sorry that I just can't erase a whole section of memories that I've had that still affects me with the blink of an eye or the snap of a finger. It just doesn't happen like that.

2/18/2008 8:53:22 PM

I just let out a terrible smelling fart 5 minutes ago. It's still lingering around.

Sadly, I'm just too lazy to go to the other room, so I'm sitting here smelling my own flatulence. It is my firm belief that I will eventually begin to enjoy the smell.

2/18/2008 8:54:32 PM

damn she would be so fun...

2/18/2008 8:57:28 PM

Mr Scrumples




apparently everyone else is

2/18/2008 9:10:20 PM

I have to fart

2/18/2008 9:18:05 PM

I'm thinking that shit gets old

2/18/2008 9:18:25 PM

im glad there are tdubbers who want to fuckin go outside and play sports around here

2/18/2008 9:22:10 PM

YEAAA BUDDDYYYYYY!

2/18/2008 9:26:32 PM

i dont wanna go to work tomorrow

bonus its only a four day work week though

2/18/2008 9:26:58 PM

I wish I was funny...but I suck...I'm just a boring person

2/18/2008 10:18:46 PM

i want to fuck you in your god's hands
when your praying bites the dust

2/18/2008 10:20:34 PM

up all night.

2/18/2008 10:22:09 PM

the last 24 hours have been fabulous and I can't wait for friday night

2/18/2008 10:26:24 PM

bleh

2/18/2008 10:30:24 PM

why does this damn dog always want to lick my feet? gross.

2/18/2008 10:34:21 PM

I cant stop listening to this song.

2/18/2008 10:38:30 PM

QTPie might be the TWW user I've never met for whom I have the most appreciation.

2/18/2008 10:48:36 PM

2066

2/18/2008 10:49:30 PM