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7/17/2009 3:08:26 AM

i'm drunk and tired and want my gf

7/17/2009 3:17:30 AM

1 month and 1 week until I'm in Ireland

7/17/2009 9:49:29 AM

Samwise16 rocks

7/17/2009 9:54:48 AM

wow...i'll have everything finished today and may actually get this thing out on time

7/17/2009 10:24:44 AM

omg hell has frozen over

7/17/2009 10:25:48 AM

^^jinxed it

7/17/2009 10:27:28 AM

I have nothing to do today other than take care of Silas and he's easy peasy.

I'm so going to play Sims during his nap.

7/17/2009 11:35:15 AM

someone post that gif of michael jackson eating popcorn with a halo over his head, i wasted like 20 minutes trying to find it

7/17/2009 11:37:08 AM

Well that was just hilarious.

7/17/2009 11:46:51 AM

i love cardigans...

7/17/2009 12:25:31 PM

love me love me, say that you love me

7/17/2009 12:26:12 PM

cardigans...not THE cardigans

7/17/2009 12:26:45 PM

too late i now have this song in my head and will be purchasing it from itunes

7/17/2009 12:27:40 PM

what a waste of $0.99

7/17/2009 12:29:41 PM

^

7/17/2009 12:33:50 PM

actually 1.98, i bought my favourite game too

7/17/2009 12:39:49 PM

The Cardigans have a game too? God you're a dork

7/17/2009 12:42:09 PM

tired as hell

ready to get outta here so I can take a nap before the festivities

dont think I'll make it to 4 today, probably wont make it til 3 either

7/17/2009 12:42:32 PM

i have that whole cd saps, so that was a waste!

7/17/2009 12:43:14 PM

haha dammit


i def need to start checking with you before i make music purchases

7/17/2009 12:44:16 PM

my favorite song on that cd didn't make the radio (go figure)...and (thank jeebus)

7/17/2009 12:45:12 PM

should be an interesting friday... and saturday for that matter...

7/17/2009 12:45:26 PM

How the hell did I lose my purse in my own apartment?

At least I had my debit, keys and cellphone separate.

and this is cool:

7/17/2009 1:09:42 PM

Why is that cool?

The various generations of $20's (The last 3 generations, including the current one, are common as hell obviously) that I mess with on a daily basis are all the same size....

7/17/2009 1:30:22 PM

I find it funny when people spend 5 minutes trying to parallel park only to get frustrated and drive away quickly.

7/17/2009 1:39:37 PM

HO
shower

7/17/2009 1:53:44 PM

HO shower?

7/17/2009 1:54:57 PM

High Output? Like 2723728932729 gallons per minute?

7/17/2009 1:55:49 PM

is it HO
or HOE?
i never know

[Edited on July 17, 2009 at 1:56 PM. Reason : as in prostitue]

7/17/2009 1:55:50 PM

I prefer hoe

but I don't know which, if either, is correct

7/17/2009 1:56:18 PM

i use "ho" for prostitute

"hoe" is a garden tool in my book

7/17/2009 1:57:58 PM

i'll say HO from now on then

i just took a HO shower

7/17/2009 2:02:21 PM

Nice!

Now you are HO clean son.

7/17/2009 2:03:36 PM

thanks dad

7/17/2009 2:04:58 PM

good grief its muggy outside

7/17/2009 2:07:29 PM

toe is killing me

7/17/2009 2:12:45 PM

Moths do not have toes.

7/17/2009 2:14:15 PM

lol

7/17/2009 2:23:00 PM

A GIRL

7/17/2009 2:32:44 PM

the old days

7/17/2009 2:33:00 PM

worst lunch break ever. i go to start my car.. battery dead... tried to charge it and let it run for an hour, still wouldnt start after i turned it off... had to go get it replaced...

on the plus side i was out of the office for 2 + hours, but i had to buy a new battery, ugh


i guess it could have been worse now.

7/17/2009 2:35:45 PM

meeting with christie hefner - check!

7/17/2009 2:45:02 PM

Hungry.

7/17/2009 2:46:21 PM

Ankle and knee hurt like a mother fucker.

7/17/2009 2:46:54 PM

I should not have gotten my hopes up to go to the pool today. I guess that leaves more time for cleaning. Funnnnn.

7/17/2009 2:59:08 PM

^i'd get your hopes up too

7/17/2009 3:00:52 PM

i always feel bad when an old friend finds me on facebook and theyve gotten fat

7/17/2009 3:06:59 PM

I don't feel bad, but I'm amazed. I'm like "Dude you used to be a beanpole." One girl is pretty much unrecognizable. Looks like she cloned herself, ate the clone, and then did the whole thing again.

7/17/2009 3:15:28 PM

I ate my fat sister.

7/17/2009 3:20:37 PM