I just ordered some wings

They shall arrive shortly

2/10/2011 6:12:57 PM

cool story

2/10/2011 6:14:47 PM

I've arranged for the employee to blow a snot log into them for me son.

2/10/2011 6:14:53 PM

I blew my snot log into your moms, son

2/10/2011 6:15:45 PM

I don't doubt it.

2/10/2011 6:17:44 PM

Quote :

"Have you read Between the Bridge and the River (by Craig Ferguson) zorthage? Great book."

I just now saw this

I have not read that book, but I have read his autobiography. I will look into getting that one for sure though!

2/10/2011 6:18:58 PM

wtf is that noise

2/10/2011 7:02:34 PM

I'm feeling pretty fucking awesome right now.

2/10/2011 7:15:57 PM

FUUUUUUUUUUU.

Matlab is kicking my ass. I want this damn program to convert from Complex Cartesian to Complex Exponential, but it still outputs the answer in Cartesian. RAWR RAWR RAWR.

2/10/2011 8:38:58 PM

my left knee hurts

2/10/2011 8:41:49 PM

I can amputate it for you son.

2/10/2011 8:46:03 PM

i wish i bought CANDY at the grocery store

boo

WANT SOUR PATCH KIDS

2/10/2011 8:47:35 PM

I once gave a tdubber an entire box of sour patch children.

But I'm an asshole, so it's most likely a lie.

2/10/2011 8:48:13 PM

my left foot hurts

2/10/2011 8:48:47 PM

I can amputate that as well.

2/10/2011 8:50:37 PM

pretty sure i'm about to barf. cook out was probably a bad idea.

2/10/2011 8:58:07 PM

Take THAT Matlab...

2/10/2011 8:58:25 PM

I get Wendy's practically shoved in my face and I turn it down. He gets in a bar and drinks canceling his plans to go to the gym tonight.

Fine then!

2/10/2011 9:11:50 PM

^^^ ewww cook out is ALWAYS a bad idea

unless you get a milkshake only, then you're good

[Edited on February 10, 2011 at 9:14 PM. Reason : .]

2/10/2011 9:13:50 PM

I blocked another Facebook stalker...and he some how managed to send me a message after asking if I deleted him. WTF. He shouldn't be able to message me anymore dammit.

2/10/2011 9:14:17 PM

I love how some people pretend like they're nice and then one day they just turn into a huge bitch for no reason. I hope those kinds of people die sooner rather than later.

2/10/2011 9:14:32 PM

^^^it's not ALWAYS a bad idea, depending on what you order. i did get a milkshake but i ended up just putting it in the freezer.

actually, it is pretty much always a bad idea. the coke floats & cheerwine floats are pretty awesome though. i feel like hell after eating the food though.



^why are you so grumpy?

[Edited on February 10, 2011 at 9:18 PM. Reason : ]

2/10/2011 9:16:14 PM

Because people fuck everything up with their piss poor attitudes and behavior.

I'm going to go back to being an asshole to people on here.





FUCK YOU FOLKS. DIE PLS.

[Edited on February 10, 2011 at 9:20 PM. Reason : t]

2/10/2011 9:19:44 PM

^^ yea i've just never liked it (besides the milkshakes and floats, duh!). and yea, it could be because it MURDERS my stomach lol

and i was also wondering why saab was SOOOOO whiny/grumpy today.

^ what happened? just TELL USSSS

[Edited on February 10, 2011 at 9:20 PM. Reason : .]

2/10/2011 9:20:34 PM

I also have a headache. BOO HISS

2/10/2011 9:21:44 PM

^^ It's already on here.

^ I have already offered to amputate whatever is ailing people today.

2/10/2011 9:23:15 PM

Sometimes people are nice to you and then you don't respond to their PMs

2/10/2011 9:23:20 PM

Cook Out is NEVER a bad idea

2/10/2011 9:24:26 PM

It wasn't much but I sent a message.

Not in the mood to talk via PM. I'm in the mood to be an asshole to this place. Will respond to original PM soon.

[Edited on February 10, 2011 at 9:26 PM. Reason : t]

2/10/2011 9:25:00 PM

well, i hope you get into a better mood! sorry you are feeling bad today.

Quote :

"it MURDERS my stomach "

i'm pretty sure murder is occurring at this very moment. i should press charges. will you be my lawyer?

2/10/2011 9:31:39 PM

I want cupcakes and to go to bed.

2/10/2011 9:33:10 PM

hahaha yes.

if it didn't hurt my tummy so much (or help me gain weight) i'd eat corn dogs and onion rings everyday!

2/10/2011 9:34:03 PM

law and order svu has started sucking hardcore

it used to be so good. now it is so lame.

2/10/2011 9:47:46 PM

Got hit on by what appeared to be an 18-19 year old today. Again, why is it that the only girls interested in me were born a decade before me?

2/10/2011 10:08:22 PM

i thought guys wanted younger girls?! haha maybe she was actually older than 18-19 and just looks young!

2/10/2011 10:09:13 PM

Those girls are even worse than the older ones.

2/10/2011 10:10:37 PM

possibly. people still sometimes think i'm 16, 18 if i'm lucky.

2/10/2011 10:10:58 PM

people still think i'm a kid too. Luckily, they've quit asking me what high school I go to.

2/10/2011 10:11:46 PM

I mean, it's never a bad thing to look young. That will be rewarding later in life, I suppose... but for my purposes right now, not cool.

2/10/2011 10:13:34 PM

people still ask me what high school i go to. ugh. looking young will have its advantages if i ever look over 21. but until then i get so sick of people saying "oh my gosh you look SO young"

i'm going to start saying "oh my gosh you look SOOOOO old/hideous/wrinkly/skin cancery/freckly/redheaded/etc"

and see how they like it

[Edited on February 10, 2011 at 10:15 PM. Reason : .]

2/10/2011 10:15:17 PM

Quote :

"redheaded"

Yes, because that is incredibly insulting. Fuck you.

2/10/2011 10:16:44 PM

Elliot on Scrubs had a deep disdain for redheads, as well.

[Edited on February 10, 2011 at 10:19 PM. Reason : V YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH. ELLIOT IS A GOOD PERSON!]

2/10/2011 10:17:46 PM

And she should die for it.

2/10/2011 10:18:14 PM

i think for the most part i'll enjoy looking young, but i'm pretty sure that's part of the reason i'm so disrespected at work. i guess it's easy to treat someone like a child when they look like one. but i am glad co-workers have finally, after several years, stopped telling me how proud they are of me for being such a dedicated volunteer.

[Edited on February 10, 2011 at 10:21 PM. Reason : ]

2/10/2011 10:21:06 PM

I've run in to that problem in a professional setting, as well. Kind of a, "what can you possibly know" type of thing when some old, bald dude thinks his archaic and inefficient way of doing things should never be questioned.

I actually turned down a job in Raleigh because I thought that would be a problem.

2/10/2011 10:22:25 PM

i don't have a disdain for redheads i just like talking shit

and yea looking young and being a woman...not always assets in the legal profession. boo. stupid grumpy old white men. rawr rawr rawr.

2/10/2011 10:22:34 PM

Haha this girl I work with was telling me she was going to find me a boyfriend. I was joking around with her. She was like "do you like redheads?" and I was like "I like a ginger every now and then" and this guy that sits across from me about died laughing. It's like I said the funniest thing he had ever heard. He was fucking crying.

Well I guess you had to be there.

2/10/2011 10:24:51 PM

i love red hair. it is so fucking hot

2/10/2011 10:25:37 PM

< has red hair.

course it is only my beard that is red >_>

[Edited on February 10, 2011 at 10:30 PM. Reason : no one called out read hair.]

2/10/2011 10:25:42 PM

<-- is freckly

but i don't have red hair

there are some girls i know that have red hair that i am jealous of, though.

2/10/2011 10:27:03 PM