that's pretty sad

even by my standards

2/23/2008 8:03:26 PM

and i eated way too much tonight


i dont feel so good


i think i will remedy this with some retail therapy (YAAAYYYY for all of my expenses being forwarded to mommy's credit card )

[Edited on February 23, 2008 at 8:04 PM. Reason : ^you <3 me]

2/23/2008 8:04:06 PM

hoorah for mom's cc!!

check your PM for details. lol.

2/23/2008 8:04:36 PM

bring me back a monkey plz

(do the bahamas even fucking have monkeys?)

2/23/2008 8:06:55 PM

i bought this bitchin necklace last night

one i would never buy myself

but its aweeeeeesome.


alright, im done now.

my tummy hurts.
too much food

[Edited on February 23, 2008 at 8:08 PM. Reason : ^NO CLUE. but ill bring you back a bohemian child if you would like. fit him in my suitcase.]

2/23/2008 8:07:17 PM

it cracks me up who is on TWW sometimes and certain times

2/23/2008 9:15:02 PM

LIKE WHO??
and when

now i want to know (bc i am nosey)

2/23/2008 9:16:58 PM

i am on tdub

2/23/2008 9:19:25 PM

2/23/2008 9:25:40 PM

i fucked that thread up

2/23/2008 9:26:16 PM

how the shit does this dog piss so much?!! WTFUCK!?!

2/23/2008 10:03:19 PM

yeah thats what i'm screamin' holmes

2/23/2008 10:08:10 PM

that training go well for ya?

2/23/2008 10:09:17 PM

pretty well....if we take her out regularly she goes...she still goes inside sometimes...i'd say its 50/50 split our fault/dogs fault.....i think she is so scared of me, that if she has to pee and thinks i'm going to hit her, i can cause her to pee...for example...peed on the futon earlier when she thought i was going to hit her

2/23/2008 10:11:10 PM

dude, i'm dog sitting while joie's gone with her fam. and her mom brought me this puppy that pisses every time i look at it. seriously, it's not even worth taking her outside. and she's always barking. it's annoying...

now our puppy is about the same as yours. minus the whole peeing when you approach it thing.

he knows to go outside, but doesn't know he can hold it. so you just take him out often and he's good.

2/23/2008 10:16:54 PM

yeah we've been doing a lot of testing out of different things...like give it water and then put it in the cage, give it water after its been in the cage...etc etc etc


basically trying to figure out what cycle is the best for her...today she drank a ton of water and we put her in the cage for like 3 hours...took her outside and she pissed twice, not once, but twice, and dookied

2/23/2008 10:19:12 PM

word that. ours isn't crate trained so you have to take him out more. he just chills where ever. but he's good about going outside.

i lol when you say dookie. i'm about as mature as a 10 year old.

2/23/2008 10:20:35 PM

lol, i freaking <3 that word...such a good word in my opinion

2/23/2008 10:22:36 PM

you said it like 10k times in your other thread... it's got me saying now.

2/23/2008 10:23:13 PM

lets start a movement where we get more folks to say it....it is very unappreciated

2/23/2008 10:30:58 PM

i'm not. lead by example.

Quote :

"Flood control has been activated. Please wait several minutes to post this message."

FTL

2/23/2008 10:32:26 PM

my dog is doing very good with house training.. like as long as you take her out every 3-4 hours during the day and no water for 2 hours before bed she'll go all night (well, from like 11-5 or so) until she starts crying and wants to go out. hell she's only 9 weeks old and doing better than one of the other dogs we've had for years.

the other cool thing is if she's got to go she'll go as soon as she gets outside and then run back inside, she doesn't run around playing and bullshit before she goes

2/23/2008 10:33:08 PM

my eye itches

2/23/2008 10:33:30 PM

after 9pm, i can park behind carmichael (near the im fields) w/o getting a ticket on a weekday right?

2/23/2008 10:34:00 PM

shit i thought you could do that after 5pm

2/23/2008 10:39:56 PM

i do too, but wouldnt be there til 9ish

2/23/2008 10:41:35 PM

^^^^^ nice.

this other dog seriously has peed 3 fucking times in the last hour. and she's scared to death to go outside. if i pick her up she pees all down my arm. what am i supposed to do?

[Edited on February 23, 2008 at 10:43 PM. Reason : ^]

2/23/2008 10:42:44 PM

take her outside and show her who is boss....if it takes an hour then so be it but dont bring that bitch in til she goes outside

2/23/2008 10:43:22 PM

should only take about 15 mins. she's got a bladder the size of a field pea.

2/23/2008 10:44:04 PM

^^give the dog a treat immediately after it goes outside and continue to do so until you're confident it knows what to do

2/23/2008 10:44:20 PM

that's what i did with my puppy... worked like a charm. this dog i'm sitting for is another story.

2/23/2008 10:47:31 PM

aight fuck it. i'm going to get a drink with joel. i'll find this dog when i come back...


hopefully

2/23/2008 11:07:37 PM

^


dude i like this movie

2/23/2008 11:23:55 PM

man dont do that...find the dog and then go

2/23/2008 11:24:03 PM

ooooooooooooooooh
my internet chair is comfy
and the only movement required to keep me content causes NO PAIN

2/23/2008 11:24:48 PM

yay, x-files!

2/23/2008 11:30:35 PM

doggie's stomach is fucking HUGE, she's been eating like a pig all day

2/23/2008 11:31:04 PM

the girl next door went out of town again this weekend and came to warn me that if her old boyfriend showed up over there to murder him. i think she wants me!!1

2/23/2008 11:34:30 PM

o jeebus

2/23/2008 11:49:03 PM

goddamnit this fucking dvd isn't playing anymore, i wanna see the end

2/23/2008 11:49:36 PM

I love that cat

2/24/2008 12:08:37 AM

Alaska

2/24/2008 12:09:12 AM

Quote :

"I love that damn cat"

2/24/2008 12:09:24 AM

life o life

2/24/2008 12:10:51 AM

i feel worse now that i left and the dog's still not here...

2/24/2008 1:01:36 AM

when i look in the mirror i never thing my boobs look that big. They just apear average. But when i lay down they seem huge. WERID

2/24/2008 1:06:03 AM

^^ that dog still lost in the neighborhood?

[Edited on February 24, 2008 at 1:21 AM. Reason : ]

2/24/2008 1:20:51 AM

yeah. have no clue where he's off to.

i'm gonna leave some food on the porch and go to bed.

2/24/2008 1:22:38 AM

that sucks, hope the pup comes back

2/24/2008 1:23:23 AM

me too.

joie's mom is gonna KILL me.

2/24/2008 1:23:56 AM