you haz aidz lol

2/27/2008 6:59:19 PM

ARE THEY SINGING OLD NEGRO SPIRITUALS?

2/27/2008 7:23:07 PM

I have to piss but she's gonna be here in a minute

I'll wait.

2/27/2008 7:26:46 PM

holy fucking shit, english bulldog=worst gas i've ever smelled, ever. it's like stink bomb level easy

2/27/2008 8:43:20 PM

^I dont know this girl right here can put many men to shame... the bad thing is, she farts in her sleep too



[Edited on February 27, 2008 at 8:53 PM. Reason : pic]

2/27/2008 8:50:01 PM

OH WE BACK



[Edited on February 27, 2008 at 8:53 PM. Reason : ok nvm]

2/27/2008 8:52:17 PM

This dog is only like 10 weeks old though and is stinking up half the house in her sleep... its crazy

2/27/2008 8:54:13 PM

thats what she said

2/27/2008 9:03:05 PM

I hate it when I find an awesome hair style by accident when I'm getting ready to go to sleep that I will probably never be able to reproduce again

2/27/2008 9:19:14 PM

i think i am way too happy to have this new mouse.
it makes me a little sad to have to let go of it to type...

[/nerd]

2/27/2008 9:35:34 PM

he better hurry his ass up

2/27/2008 9:48:00 PM

omfg i ♥ this cat so much.

2/27/2008 9:49:04 PM

god damn, my back is being a bitch lately

2/27/2008 9:55:39 PM

I really like this necklace that I am wearing, that I haven't taken off since February 14.

2/27/2008 9:56:32 PM

my house is finally clean

and my sheets are so fresh and clean too

2/27/2008 10:02:54 PM

I can pinpoint the exact moment when my life went wrong.

2/27/2008 10:03:43 PM

^ 537.2 days ago ?

2/27/2008 10:04:31 PM

exactly

2/27/2008 10:04:48 PM

i adore drama...provides for entertainment

2/27/2008 10:08:15 PM

Boyz II Men? seriously?

2/27/2008 10:09:35 PM

im gonna go ahead and say it

at 2210 in the icu


im bored

bring on the bad karma damn you

2/27/2008 10:10:21 PM

i feel so productive

2/27/2008 10:18:41 PM

3 hours of beatles

2/27/2008 10:37:45 PM

i want a dog. i want a dog. i want a dog.

don't be irresponsible don't be irresponsible don't be irresponsible.

2/27/2008 10:44:29 PM

goddamnit

even on boobiepie

2/27/2008 10:48:06 PM

Home tomorrow.

2/27/2008 10:48:19 PM

i shouldn't be talking to this girl. i have much work to do on this project, and talking to her isn't gona get me in her pants. oh well, i guess it can't hurt to be friendly

[Edited on February 27, 2008 at 10:48 PM. Reason : ]

2/27/2008 10:48:34 PM

i find it funny that some of my friends (okay not really friends, acquaintances) that just recently went to work for clinton might be out of a job pretty quick

2/27/2008 11:46:04 PM

Quote :

"If I were going to learn from my mistakes, goddamnit, I would have already! "

OY

2/27/2008 11:46:51 PM

y'know

for a first date

that was pretty good.



g'nite everyone.

2/27/2008 11:47:01 PM

There's no middle ground.

Either I want him as badly as I did before, or I have no interest whatsoever.

and

I wish they were making this already.

[Edited on February 28, 2008 at 12:48 AM. Reason : lajks]

2/28/2008 12:44:15 AM

Sweet Caroline, Ba Ba Ba!
Good times never seemed so good, SO GOOD! SO GOOD! SO GOOD!
I've been inclined, Ba Ba Ba!
To believe they never would.

[Edited on February 28, 2008 at 1:58 AM. Reason : i]

2/28/2008 1:58:07 AM

wish atleast wasnt 83 miles away homo

2/28/2008 1:58:53 AM

my head hurts from laughing so hard
and also my hips hurt . . hmm.

2/28/2008 1:59:12 AM

^^ WTF. I know this is rhetorical, but don't be a douche.

[Edited on February 28, 2008 at 2:43 AM. Reason : .]

2/28/2008 2:25:41 AM

im not entirely sure, but i don't think i am writing this paper correctly... then again, the product i chose doesn't exactly lend itself to the description tactic the teacher wanted us to use...

yeah, i totally fucked up his plan...kida wish i hadn't, cuz this paper would have been so much easier if i hadn't. but it is too late now. im out of time

2/28/2008 4:07:31 AM

i dont miss the wonderful x-bf, but whenever my back hurts badly i remember that we used to take turns giving nightly massages, and i think "but that would be really freakin cool right now!"

2/28/2008 4:27:54 AM

Not having to buy my own health insurance anymore is going to be awesome. ~$500 extra bucks a month ftw.

2/28/2008 4:38:02 AM

Quote :

"think i'm more of an alcoholic than aea now"

how did i miss that one??

as i've said before, quit posting about me!

2/28/2008 7:14:50 AM

fuck 8am lab

2/28/2008 7:23:20 AM

sleepy

2/28/2008 7:54:51 AM

1 more alki class!!!

2/28/2008 8:04:07 AM

where the eff are my keys

2/28/2008 8:04:28 AM

Quote :

"fuck 8am lab"

2/28/2008 8:05:45 AM

What kind of professor give english EXAMS?

2/28/2008 8:11:26 AM

i love coffee so much

2/28/2008 8:15:11 AM

HOLY SHIT....BEST FEBRUARY AND MARCH EVER AT WORK!!!

i hope this keeps up for the rest of the year

2/28/2008 9:12:19 AM

8200

2/28/2008 9:16:06 AM

why did you schedule a meeting when you knew it wasn't gonna happen then? you freakin knew the debriefing wouldnt be over on time!

2/28/2008 9:21:46 AM

one of my cats has finally noticed the pulls on the ceiling fan


he is now spazzing out


its hilarious

2/28/2008 9:22:11 AM