dear airline,

please make my day of traveling on wednesday pleasant and bearable. and don't lose any of my shit. or break it.

love,
Optimum

12/21/2009 10:22:24 PM

dear guitar,

sry i've neglected you all these years. your strings are rusty, your frets are moldy, and you stink. but when used properly, you can still produce something beautiful. you continue to teach me things about myself. and thanks for always being with me, whether i acknowledged you or not.

and ty thread for being around all these years

12/21/2009 10:39:38 PM

Dear 2010,


Please to not involve any break ups, close family member deaths or getting hit by cars.

Kthx

LunaK

12/30/2009 10:03:48 AM

dear burt's bees,

i love how you make my lips feel all tingley.

1/5/2010 11:02:05 AM

dear car

why do you have to leak?
why do you have to have cracks in your radiator?
you know it causes you to overheat!
stupid repairs are really a cash eater!

gumdrops and hatred
J

1/5/2010 12:44:06 PM

Dear ice cubes from refrigerator,

I don't eat fish, so why do you smell like it? Disgusting.

1/5/2010 9:04:07 PM

dear cold beer in my possession,

you're pretty fucking awesome

- Luna

1/24/2010 7:03:00 PM

Dear Nikon D40,

Show yourself! Hand over the memory card, and no one gets hurt!

Regards,
Wife of the guy that lost you

1/31/2010 7:00:35 PM

Dear Traction,

There's a shit ton of ice outside right now. Expose yourself!

<3 always,
Smores

1/31/2010 7:34:31 PM

dear indoor bike trainer,

you're a good idea in theory, but riding my bike outside is more fun.

dear dark & cold,

fuck you both for keeping me inside

1/31/2010 8:08:06 PM

Dear Driod Eris phone thing,
GIVE ME MY FIANCÉ BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please?
Cass

1/31/2010 9:23:54 PM

dear headache,

you have bested me this round and i'm going to bed

lunak

1/31/2010 11:21:14 PM

Dear job,
Please become interesting and well paying. Otherwise, I believe we'll parting ways as soon as "these tough times" makes it possible.
Yours truly,
Chop

1/31/2010 11:32:26 PM

dear old laptop,

i now understand why i bought new laptop last august. you are slow and suck donkey balls.

sincerely,
cassthesass

1/31/2010 11:42:23 PM

Dear cramps,

Fuck you

Luna

2/3/2010 10:25:18 AM

Dear cramps,

Fuck you

GREEN JAY

2/3/2010 10:27:31 AM

Dear ice maker,

Please stop being owned by one little tiny ice cube fragment. I'm tired of fixing you.

<3 Skwinkle

2/3/2010 2:38:15 PM

dear two feet of snow that might be coming my way,

FUCK YOU!!!!!!! I DON'T WANT YOU


luna

2/4/2010 12:44:35 PM

Dear snow, ice and general winter weather foolishness,

I am just not that into you.


Kthx,
mcfluffle

2/4/2010 12:50:10 PM

^^

2/5/2010 12:39:26 PM

rain, rain go away

come again another day

job, job increase my pay

so i won't kill myself on monday

2/5/2010 12:55:48 PM

Dear hours in a day,

I wish there were more of you. If you could reproduce, I would not mind having more of you in a day.

Thank you,

-Smores

2/6/2010 8:18:45 PM

dear biopharmaceuticals book,

screw you.
i'm sticking to my class notes from here on out.
don't let the door hit your ass on the way out.

cordially,
joie frances

2/6/2010 8:34:25 PM

Dear My Life,

Where did you go? I miss you so much, please come back.

Yours Truly,
Chop

2/6/2010 10:23:53 PM

dear glass of wine,
you are much better than my biopharm book.
thank you.


joie

2/6/2010 10:27:01 PM

dear snow,

i hate you. really i do. i would like for you to go away now. and please don't come tomorrow either. i know the kids like to be out of school, but i'm just sick of you


lunak

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2/8/2010 4:27:30 PM

Dear application-I-don't-feel-like-finishing,

Please complete yourself.

Thanks,
Trish

2/8/2010 4:31:58 PM

Dear hair underneath my chin on the right side of my adams apple,

Please grow in a direction that makes you able to be shaved.

2/8/2010 4:32:12 PM

Dear El Dorado,

The thought of your sweet delicious 32 oz mugs of Dos Equis bring joy to my heart and provide a glimmer of light at the end of this tunnel that is Monday.

Plz to be my valentine,

<3 bassjunkie

2/8/2010 4:33:39 PM

dear extinguishment of bond debt,
just pay with cash and save me all this trouble of studying methods that I'll never use
thanks

2/8/2010 4:37:36 PM

dear internet,

i swear to fucking god if you keep cutting out on me i am seriously going to lose my shit.





(okay yes, i have a lot of anger today - and i apologize, but this is the last straw....)

2/9/2010 6:11:31 PM

FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS

2/9/2010 6:13:33 PM

2/9/2010 6:18:00 PM

dear bathroom sink,


i know i should shave more often, but why, oh why, do you insist on grabbing on to my freshly cut whiskers so tightly? I spray water all over you, and yet you refuse to let them go. I go biological warfare on your ass with Scrubbing Bubbles, and yet still, you cling to every one. You've caused the desecration of many a bathroom sponge, and it has to stop.

This is your intervention. Let them go down your hole where they belong.

Thats what she said.


Love,

~D~

2/9/2010 6:22:38 PM

dear today,

you suck.

lunak

2/16/2010 2:53:24 PM

dear bank account,

get bigger.

thx,
senez

2/16/2010 2:59:00 PM

dear phone,



love,
saps

2/16/2010 3:02:45 PM

Dear drugs,

pls to kick in soon

luna

2/19/2010 1:13:31 AM

FUCK YOU BEER CAN WHY ARE YOU IN THE WAY OF THE SENSOR OF THE TV DAMN IT

2/19/2010 1:16:16 AM

^ I C WAT U DID THER!!!

2/19/2010 1:20:03 AM

dear gargantuan, please dont tear my asshole open

kthx

2/19/2010 1:29:27 AM

Dear Time,

Where did you go!?

-Smores

2/19/2010 1:35:49 AM

Dear Olympics,
You are quite entertaining, but please stop taking up all of my evening time with short bursts of thrilling international competition interspersed with long ramblings and all-too-frequent blocks of commercials. Even with DVR, it's still a time sink. Less talk, more action.

<3,
-Chris

2/19/2010 11:07:54 AM

dear nyquil,

you taste really really awful, but please to knock me out soon

2/21/2010 9:34:50 PM

dear internet

plz b faster

2/21/2010 9:39:42 PM

Dear eidetic memory,
Come back to me soon.
♥
?

2/21/2010 9:41:44 PM

dear statistics take home test,

please do yourself.

heart,
linda

2/28/2010 1:00:39 PM

Dear Ranch and Texas Pete,

You make the perfect dip for my pizza crust.

<3, G

3/1/2010 8:03:18 PM

dear itunes sync,

FUCK YOU

lunak

3/1/2010 10:27:41 PM

Dear Brownies:

i'm so glad i made you, you smell so good. I'll be seeing you inside of me soon (homo)

-Danny

3/1/2010 10:32:29 PM