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[Edited on December 13, 2011 at 9:34 PM. Reason : ...]

12/13/2011 9:34:21 PM

There's this big fat bearded guy with glasses and a bad haircut that follows me around everywhere. He registered for most of my classes (don't know how he figured out what classes I was going to be taking), knows when I go to my favorite coffee shop, and even takes my bus and follows me home sometimes. I hear him muttering about writing a novel or something. I think he's convinced that we're friends.

12/13/2011 9:40:14 PM

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"PICKING HIS KNOWS"

12/13/2011 9:40:16 PM

hahaha^ nice one, totally did not catch that

12/13/2011 9:41:47 PM

if there's anyone on here currently in Communication there's a guy named Greg I'm sure you know of...

12/13/2011 9:41:50 PM

OK people cell phone cameras are ubiquitous now, make with the pics.

12/13/2011 9:44:28 PM

It's prob been mentioned, but between 96-00, there's was this boyfriend/girlfriend that wore Umbros shorts every single day of the year.

12/13/2011 9:48:29 PM

haha I think I know the umbro couple

12/13/2011 9:50:04 PM

Maybe some of you charlatans will remember this guy. Back in 2006 or 7. His name was Eric, and he looked like a mix between Steve Nash and Slater from Dazed and Confused. CHASS dude. I have a class with him (Elderkin's lol) and he sits one diagonal one row behind me. First day, predictably, I'm late as fuck, so I don't see anything strange. It was a MWF class, so that Wednesday I'm on time and I see this guy eating an entire meal, not like a quick fast food lunch, but an entire meal of food that you would eat at your own house. Chicken tetrazini, garlic bread, and a bigass ceasar salad. Looks at me like "Sup" with dressing all over his chin. I figure he probably planned to eat before class but got sidetracked and had to improvise, so no biggie. He's obnoxious and smacks his lips like you not believe, but I figured it was just a one time deal.

So imagine my chagrin Friday when I walk in to see him eating a humongous plate of burritos. "El Rodeo," he looks at me. "They know what the fuck they're doing." I nod and slunk into my seat. This was going to be a regular thing. Fortunately, it was one of those classes where they didn't count attendence, so I only probably went a dozen times or so, but every time, without fail, he had a king's feast in front of him. Fried chicken and potatoes, an entire large pizza, POT ROAST. One time he brought like eight corn dogs and an entire bottle of mustard. Dude was crazy. I know someone here was in that class. Show yourself!

12/13/2011 10:02:27 PM

12/13/2011 10:54:55 PM

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"do any of the old people remember the redheaded dude with the blind person glasses? he used to be in like 3 of my humanities classes"

I think he lived in Sullivan the same year I did (98-99). Definitely remember him though. Also still see old Asian bike guy from time to time, he's been at it (where "it" is shouting at nothing in particular) for years.

[Edited on December 14, 2011 at 10:20 AM. Reason : yep, I'm old.]

12/14/2011 10:20:18 AM

^^^ ahahaha I can't even imagine having to deal with that. I'm surprised the professor didnt' call him out.

12/14/2011 10:25:31 AM

^^ haha yeah i know who you're talking about, he was my year i think, or maybe one year younger.

He also wore a black trench coat a lot, looked like a Neo wannabe, except he predated the matrix movies.

12/14/2011 12:06:34 PM

not our campus, still fucking weird

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"Because He ‘Was Lonely’ Last Thursday, a 27-year-old named Abe Liu was cited by Harvard police for "using a falsified identification card" and warned against trespassing in college dorms. It was apparently the first time he'd encountered the police—but he'd spent the semester posing as a Harvard College freshman, sleeping in friends' dorm rooms and even posing for a fashion feature in The Harvard Crimson, apparently because he "was lonely." That's what he told the Crimson, at least, in an interview published this morning and spotlighted by Romenesko: "I understand the position. [Students are] scared. It doesn't make any sense. They feel betrayed," he said. "I made a mistake. My mistake was being lonely." (Pretty sure your mistake was lying to everyone? But, whatever.) According to "Who Is Abe Liu?" a piece published yesterday by Harvard weekly the Independent, people realized Liu was a Harvard Extension School student, and not a college freshman, by October—but he didn't give up the lying: Liu wove (and repeatedly re-wove) an elaborate fiction about himself to tell his new friends. At first, he was 22, a freshman who had taken a few years off; then, when his friends began to realize that he was not listed in the Facebook at some point in October, Liu revealed that he was an Extension School student, but one who had graduated from Vanderbilt and claimed to be taking myriad advanced classes at the Medical School while drawing perfectly-construed mathematical models on the whiteboard in Weld Common Room; later, he claimed to be a former Olympian who had played in Beijing for the United States (or China, depending on who he told)."

http://gawker.com/5868055/creepy-27+year+old-posed-as-harvard-frosh-because-he-was-lonely

[Edited on December 14, 2011 at 2:40 PM. Reason : ^ my bee, I didn't read the liuclue thread...whatever REPEAT]

12/14/2011 2:38:59 PM

My freshmen year roommate looked/acted kinda weird.

He was like a ginger version of Baby Huey:



6'5" 300+lb, zoology major, clarinet in the marching band, dragon-ball z obsessed, Western, NC mountain kid who talked like Ryan Harrow.

Nice kid...but very strange.

12/14/2011 2:42:31 PM

azns

what can ya do

12/14/2011 2:42:35 PM

Actually, the Harvard Poser was a state student...
http://www.harvardindependent.com/2011/12/who-is-abe-liu/
"Liu grew up with his parents and twin brother in Raleigh; at the time, he was pursuing his Bachelor of Science in Sports Management at North Carolina State University."

12/15/2011 1:12:07 PM

^that name sounds familiar... was he a TWWer?

12/15/2011 1:38:42 PM

LiusClues

ha... just saw the thread by Ender.

12/15/2011 1:42:00 PM

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"PICKING HIS KNOWS"

It always nose.

12/15/2011 2:43:30 PM

lol Baby Huey

5/28/2012 10:47:26 AM

I also lolled at the baby huey.

5/28/2012 10:50:09 AM

I know exactly who baby huey is in reference to (as long as we are around the same age. I was a freshman in 2001) , i was in marching band with him. He is a super nice guy, but that description is spot on.

5/28/2012 10:56:44 AM

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"ahahaha I can't even imagine having to deal with that. I'm surprised the professor didnt' call him out."

Damn, that kid who ate an entire meal... really hard to believe the professor didn't call him out. I used to eat a "hot-n-ready" biscuit occasionally during Dr. Steer's class. The dude would call me out in front of the entire class: "oh, you brought a hamburger... would you like to share?"

Never understood why he kept calling it a hamburger either.

5/28/2012 11:00:45 AM

LOL

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