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12/19/2008 9:10:20 AM

New Carpet 12x11 including 6lb padding - $110 (Downtown Raleigh)

Reply to: sale-963285623@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2008-12-18, 7:38PM EST


Nice quality carpet good for a regular size bedroom. I rolled it out in the den to take the pictures.

Call 919-264-0377

12/19/2008 9:15:47 AM

Quote :

" I am looking to purchase a Nintendo Wii. I know there are lots of people who are looking to quickly sell a Nintendo Wii, so I feel my price is pretty resonable but I am willing to negotiate. What I'm Looking For: -Nintendo Wii Console w/ all the necessary attachments (sensor bar, av cable and adapter, stand, etc) -A few games (at least 2-prefer sports) -Nanchuck -And at least one controller but I would prefer 2 I am looking to find someone who has a warranty with their Wii either from the company or store just in case it does not work for at least a year. If you have paid for it with anything other than cash and have a receipt, I would like to ensure that it is refundable/or can be exhanged without the card holder being present. I am not looking to travel too far or have it shipped to me so if you are local that would be great. I live in raleigh near NCSU. Again the price is negotiable but it has to be resonable! Thanks again! I can be reached at the email address provided or by phone 919-906-3995 -Chrystal "

She wants to pay $150

12/19/2008 9:31:27 AM

ahahaha

12/19/2008 9:32:07 AM

that bitch b high

12/19/2008 9:35:23 AM

more like she bout to get scammed.

12/19/2008 9:35:59 AM

2 types of hings i really love reading

stuff from
a) people who think they're smart
b) people who think they're good liars

12/19/2008 9:36:18 AM

I have been getting some interesting responses to my roommate wanted ad on CL. Mostly just chicks sending me half-naked pictures trying to phish for my e-mail address.

12/19/2008 9:45:04 AM

that makes me want to post for a roommate.

i posted a while back and got some good responses. mostly from girls who were 5 - 7's on the scale, but i'm not renting that room to anyone who is less than an 8

12/19/2008 10:15:36 AM

oh snap

Reply to: sale-963795453@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2008-12-19, 10:40AM EST


Pencil sketch of Governor Arnold as the Terminator. (Approx. 8" x 10")

One of a kind. Asking $ 25

Eli at levinesdesigns@msn.com or thru Craigslist

12/19/2008 1:44:44 PM

^ the real question is: can you afford not to buy it?

12/19/2008 3:07:16 PM

Quote :

"One of a kind."

he's got that part right... thank god...

12/19/2008 3:34:34 PM

Date: 2008-11-19, 10:04PM MST
OK, let me start off by saying this Xterra is only available for purchase by the manliest of men (or women). My friend, if it was possible for a vehicle to sprout chest hair and a five o'clock shadow, this Nissan would look like Tom Selleck. It is just that manly.

It was never intended to drive to the mall so you can pick up that adorable shirt at Abercrombie & Fitch that you had your eye on. It wasn't meant to transport you to yoga class or Linens & Things. No, that's what your Prius is for. If that's the kind of car you're looking for, then just do us all a favor and stop reading right now. I mean it. Just stop.

This car was engineered by 3rd degree ninja super-warriors in the highest mountains of Japan to serve the needs of the man that cheats death on a daily basis. They didn't even consider superfluous nancy boy amenities like navigation systems (real men don't get lost), heated leather seats (a real man doesn't let anything warm his butt), or On Star (real men don't even know what the hell On Star is).

No, this brute comes with the things us testosterone-fueled super action junkies need. It has a 265 HP engine to outrun the cops. It's got special blood/gore resistant upholstery. It even has a first-aid kit in the back. You know what the first aid kit has in it? A pint of whiskey, a stitch-your-own-wound kit and a hunk of leather to bite down on when you're operating on yourself. The Xterra also has an automatic transmission so if you're being chased by Libyan terrorists, you'll still be able to shoot your machine gun out the window and drive at the same time. It's saved my bacon more than once.

It has room for you and the four hotties you picked up on the way to the gym to blast your pecs and hammer your glutes. There's a tow hitch to pull your 50 caliber anti-Taliban, self cooling machine gun. I also just put in a new windshield to replace the one that got shot out by The Man.

My price on this bad boy is an incredibly low $12,900, but I'll entertain reasonable offers. And by reasonable, I mean don't walk up and tell me you'll give me $5,000 for it. That's liable to earn you a Burmese-roundhouse-sphincter-kick with a follow up three fingered eye-jab. Would it hurt? Hell yeah. Let's just say you won't be the prettiest guy at the Coldplay concert anymore.

There's only 69,000 miles on this four-wheeled hellcat from Planet Kickass. Trust me, it will outlive you and the offspring that will carry your name. It will live on as a monument to your machismo.

Now, go look in the mirror and tell me what you see. If it's a rugged, no holds barred, super brute he-man macho Chuck Norris stunt double, then contact me. I might be out hang-gliding or BASE jumping or just chilling with my ladies, but I'll get back to you. And when I do, we'll talk about a price over a nice glass of Schmidt while we listen to Johnny Cash.

To sweeten the deal a little, I'm throwing in this pair of MC Hammer pants for the man with rippling quads that can't fit into regular pants. Yeah, you heard me. FREE MC Hammer pants.

12/19/2008 7:32:30 PM

That ad is awesome. That is all.

12/19/2008 10:39:45 PM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/mis/964714655.html

"Sara(h) from Ruckus - m4w - 31 (Ruckus)
Reply to: pers-964714655@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2008-12-20, 2:51AM EST

I can't believe I'm on here writing this, I highly doubt that you'll see this, but....
You came up and asked me if I was a guy you'd seen working out earlier today, then you came by and asked me if I liked sitting here alone.
I don't like sitting alone (or being alone, which I am) but it's my only viable option.
I'm putting this post here cause I don't want you to think I am an asshole. I thought you were really pretty and you seemed nice. It' just that there is no way that you would like me. No girl would be attracted to me, I am a really nice guy but my body is absolutely disgusting. I hate rejection and that is the only thing that could happen if you knew me or saw what I look like without that hoodie on...trust me. If you ask any of the employees (Rachel, Carlos, Britney, Brooke, Casey, Rodney)...I'm a fuckin' loser... they know it and unfortunately I do as well. I'm disgusting, I can't say why cause it's too embarrassing and odd.
I am so lonely that I want to kill myself but I don't cause I can't figure out a way to make my Mom realize that it is my best option; she's essentially the only person that would care. I'm 31, no friends, had a girlfriend 10 years ago and broke up with her before she saw how gross I was, I have no $, my job sucks, I can't even have a conversation without it being awkward... I can't even order a cup or coffee or buy a soda without feeling awkward. When I think back to when I was around 15 I never could have imagined that my life would be like this, it wasn't great then but the loneliness, hopelessness, and despair that I have is destroying me. I can't believe I'm gonna post this but what does it really matter in the great scheme of things. take care
Location: Ruckus"

wow.....

12/20/2008 12:35:02 PM

oh wow

12/20/2008 12:37:53 PM

^^ I bet he's a hermpephrodite

12/20/2008 12:41:51 PM

hey joie!!

12/20/2008 12:42:14 PM

Not an ad, but a guy on another message board had some luck with CL...

Quote :

"So I was walking down University, and I smiled at a girl as she was getting out of her car, but kept walking. A few steps later I looked back ('cause why not?) and she was looking at me. So I smiled again, but kept walking, 'cause, you know, those groceries weren't gonna buy themselves. Then I looked on craigslist, and lo and behold there was a missed connection for "Guy wearing glasses and smiling on University". A few emails later and it's dinner at La Mediterranee, and coffee afterwards."

12/20/2008 12:42:57 PM

hey!!!!

12/20/2008 12:47:25 PM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/mis/964607328.html



Kentucky Fried Love...

Quote :

"You gotz a pretty mouth. holla back. "

12/20/2008 1:02:32 PM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/m4m/965363593.html

Quote :

"Beep Beep - 18 (Northgate) Reply to: pers-965363593@craigslist.org [?] Date: 2008-12-20, 5:16PM EST who wanna beep beep this tonight?? holla at me "

BEAP BEAP?!

12/20/2008 5:50:16 PM

wow, the ad ncsu2002 posted is really sad, id buy that guy a beer and talk to him

12/20/2008 5:54:00 PM

heres one for esgargs

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/cas/961138535.html

12/20/2008 5:57:11 PM

Quote :

"Reply to: sale-966367497@craigslist.org [?] Date: 2008-12-21, 6:44PM EST The ring is from Jareds. It is a white gold princess-cut diamond solitaire with eight smaller diamonds in the band. The main diamond is .59 carats, and the total carat weight of the ring is .71 carats. Very beautiful. Has a lifetime service agreement. All original papers. Appraised at ~$3K What I'm interested in: Cash A motorcycle A jet ski A boat Snowboarding equipment Guns/hunting equipment Superbowl tickets I realize that not everyone has the cash to spend on a ring to put on their girlfriend's finger, especially in these times. I would prefer cash for the ring (to pay for school), but I would accept a decent trade too. Merry Christmas! Dan - 312 451 3906 "

12/21/2008 10:16:23 PM

As borrowed from Jalopnik:

Quote :

"NINJA HAULER: 2005 Nissan Xterra - $12900 (Ronan / Lake County) OK, let me start off by saying this Xterra is only available for purchase by the manliest of men (or women). My friend, if it was possible for a vehicle to sprout chest hair and a five o'clock shadow, this Nissan would look like Tom Selleck. It is just that manly. It was never intended to drive to the mall so you can pick up that adorable shirt at Abercrombie & Fitch that you had your eye on. It wasn't meant to transport you to yoga class or Linens & Things. No, that's what your Prius is for. If that's the kind of car you're looking for, then just do us all a favor and stop reading right now. I mean it. Just stop. This car was engineered by 3rd degree ninja super-warriors in the highest mountains of Japan to serve the needs of the man that cheats death on a daily basis. They didn't even consider superfluous nancy boy amenities like navigation systems (real men don't get lost), heated leather seats (a real man doesn't let anything warm his butt), or On Star (real men don't even know what the hell On Star is). No, this brute comes with the things us testosterone-fueled super action junkies need. It has a 265 HP engine to outrun the cops. It's got special blood/gore resistant upholstery. It even has a first-aid kit in the back. You know what the first aid kit has in it? A pint of whiskey, a stitch-your-own-wound kit and a hunk of leather to bite down on when you're operating on yourself. The Xterra also has an automatic transmission so if you're being chased by Libyan terrorists, you'll still be able to shoot your machine gun out the window and drive at the same time. It's saved my bacon more than once. It has room for you and the four hotties you picked up on the way to the gym to blast your pecs and hammer your glutes. There's a tow hitch to pull your 50 caliber anti-Taliban, self cooling machine gun. I also just put in a new windshield to replace the one that got shot out by The Man. My price on this bad boy is an incredibly low $12,900, but I'll entertain reasonable offers. And by reasonable, I mean don't walk up and tell me you'll give me $5,000 for it. That's liable to earn you a Burmese-roundhouse-sphincter-kick with a follow up three fingered eye-jab. Would it hurt? Hell yeah. Let's just say you won't be the prettiest guy at the Coldplay concert anymore. There's only 69,000 miles on this four-wheeled hellcat from Planet Kickass. Trust me, it will outlive you and the offspring that will carry your name. It will live on as a monument to your machismo. Now, go look in the mirror and tell me what you see. If it's a rugged, no holds barred, super brute he-man macho Chuck Norris stunt double, then contact me. I might be out hang-gliding or BASE jumping or just chilling with my ladies, but I'll get back to you. And when I do, we'll talk about a price over a nice glass of Schmidt while we listen to Johnny Cash. To sweeten the deal a little, I'm throwing in this pair of MC Hammer pants for the man with rippling quads that can't fit into regular pants. Yeah, you heard me. FREE MC Hammer pants. Rock on."

12/21/2008 10:18:16 PM

^rofl

12/21/2008 10:39:13 PM

^^old, it's already been posted... on this page, even

12/21/2008 10:40:00 PM

well i didnt read the rest of this page so i still rofld

12/21/2008 10:46:41 PM

Quote :

"Right Foot Shoes (Holly Springs) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Reply to: sale-967149597@craigslist.org [?] Date: 2008-12-22, 1:44PM EST Four pairs of right shoes that are brand new. "

12/22/2008 2:42:39 PM

From the wanted section, of course

Quote :

"need a christmas bulb Reply to: sale-967301851@craigslist.org [?] Date: 2008-12-22, 3:31PM EST i am looking for 2 clear x-mas ortment (misspelled) i am doing a craft for brothers kids for parents i need it by tuesday if can i am limit of driving so i need someone close to fuquay thanks belinda"

Quote :

"christmas ham Reply to: sale-967295196@craigslist.org [?] Date: 2008-12-22, 3:27PM EST i am looking a ham we want a good christmas for our kids so we did now lights went off hubby took his check plus barrow get lights on now we can't get our food at store if anybody can help all i need is a ham i was hopping not need any help this year the kids has alot of gifts i would feel bad if take any back i just want somebody if can to help us with food so we can eat i did use my kids gift card to get some food til x-mas a friend brought some sides i hope everyone has a great & merry christmas thanks"

WAT

12/22/2008 3:36:58 PM

^sounds like darwin will get him one when she starves

12/23/2008 12:45:53 AM

http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/rnr/964514051.html

Quote :

"All the tenants I interview aren't good enough Reply to: pers-964514051@craigslist.org [?] Date: 2008-12-19, 6:05PM PST I am a born again Christian. Why is this a problem for people????! I have a house that's MINE and I PAID FOR IT. I also have a basement apartment for rent. It's a great space for I'm charing very little for it, $480 monthly, for the right tenant. I know it's ILLEGAL to require a Christian in the apartment, against the human rights. That's why I NEVER put this in my ad. Why then does it keep getting taken down? HERE IS THE AD I POSTED, AND THE AD THAT KEEPS GETTING REMOVED: Available Immediately – Broadway and Commercial – Showing Saturday and Sunday – Email for directions and additional information. What kind of apartment is it? • One bedroom basement apartment with separate entrance • Tastefully decorated with modern décor • Approximately 650 square feet • There is even a window! Security bars installed for your safety and to prevent unauthorized activity • Closed circuit camera installed for security and safety. One in your suite, one at the entrance, and one in the exercise yard Rent: • $480.00 per month • First month’s rent + ½ month security deposit due at move in • Small pet allowed with approval and payment of additional ½ month pet damage deposit • One year lease permitted, option to renew lease at end of the term with no increase in rent • LANDLORD’S SPECIAL! Move in before January 1st and don’t pay for the remainder of December! That’s significant savings. Included in the rent: • Electricity • Heat – Maintained at 21 degrees with lock box to prevent unauthorized tampering. Additional heating available for $20.00 per extra degree of heating per month. You may not use your oven to heat the apartment. If you do, you will be fined $50.00 per occurrence. • Air conditioning – Maintained at 25 degrees during the summer with lock box to prevent extra cooling from being dispensed. Additional cooling for sale for $20.00 per degree of cooling requested per month. • 25" Zenith color television set with basic cable service - INCLUDED IN RENT! • Wireless internet (with content filter applied to block forbidden/immoral websites) - INCLUDED IN RENT! • Provision of coin laundry services - You will have your own personal coin laundry washer and dryer machines. Washers and dryers are paid using a token system. Tokens can be purchased through the landlord. Washer tokens cost $4.15 each and dryer tokens cost $3.60 each. You are not allowed to use foreign currency or slugs in the washer and dryer. Violators will be fined $100.00 per infraction. About us: (Landlords) We are conservative, bible believing, God-fearing, born again, evangelical Christians. We interpret the bible literally in every way possible. We live a strict moral code and observe God’s laws in our everyday life. My wife stays at home and teaches our home-schooled children. I work as a pastor at a local congregation and am active in the faith community. About you: (Tenant) • You are employed • You do not participate in lascivious deviant sexual behavior • You do not choose alternative lifestyles as your lifestyle • You do not have any criminal history • You must have excellent character references • You do not smoke, drink or take drugs. Mandatory drug screening required. Additional Rules/Conditions: CLEANLINESS: You are responsible for the cleanliness and orderliness of your apartment. Beds are to be made before leaving your suite, countertops must be wiped down, and you must remove all trash. Upon inspection, if the tenant's basement suite is not clean, the cost of cleaning services plus a fine of $100.00 will be levied. LIGHTS: The lights in your basement suite and in the day room are not to be tampered with. If a light needs repair, report the condition to the Landlord. WAKE-UP: Wake up will be at 5:30am each morning. All ceiling lights in the suite will be turned on automatically. LIGHTS OUT: Ceiling lights in the suite will be turned off at 11:30pm. CONTRABAND: The following items are considered contraband – alcohol, illegal drugs, tobacco, weapons, lock picking equipment. If any contraband is discovered to be in your possession, you will be subject to a minimum $1,000.00 fine. In addition, your items will be confiscated permanently. Second offense – you will be evicted without notice. A bailiff will escort you and your belongings off the premises. Your security deposit will not be returned. SMOKING: The basement suite is non-smoking. Anyone in possession of tobacco products of any kind or any lighter or matches, will have their contraband items confiscated and will be fined $100.00. INSPECTIONS: The Landlord will conduct unannounced inspections to ensure that these rules and regulations are being followed. VISITATION: Visitation periods will be on Saturdays and Sundays from 1:00 p.m. until 3:00 p.m. All visitors and their vehicles are subject to search while on landlord property. Refusal to allow a search can result in their being barred from all future visitation privileges. All visitors must sign the Visitor's Log. Unauthorized visitors will be escorted from the property, and the tenant will be fined $250.00. I.D. BRACELETS: Each tenant will be issued an I.D. bracelet with his/her photograph. It must be worn at all times. If you lose your I.D. bracelet or it is broken, you will be required to purchase a new one at the nominal cost of $5.00. EXERCISE YARD: The tenant will have access to the exercise yard in the area to the back of the property for 2 hours per day from 4:00 pm to 6:00 pm. The tenant is not allowed to bring any personal property to the exercise yard. Once the tenant leaves the exercise yard on a particular day, he or she may not return. No boisterous behavior is allowed in the exercise yard. There is no smoking allowed in the exercise yard. Minimum fine for exercise yard infractions is $50.00. "

12/23/2008 5:57:38 PM

Quote :

"HOLL LLY SHIT"

12/23/2008 6:00:44 PM

12/23/2008 6:01:09 PM

^^^holy crap

no need to quote anything
that whole ad is batshit

[Edited on December 23, 2008 at 6:02 PM. Reason : gjh]

12/23/2008 6:01:32 PM

^^^^ Sounds like a Nazi-Christian-Maximum-Security-Warden-Landlord

12/23/2008 6:17:57 PM

Quote :

"Visitation periods will be on Saturdays and Sundays from 1:00 p.m. until 3:00 p.m. All visitors and their vehicles are subject to search while on landlord property. Refusal to allow a search can result in their being barred from all future visitation privileges. All visitors must sign the Visitor's Log. Unauthorized visitors will be escorted from the property, and the tenant will be fined $250.00."

So is this a prison or not?

12/23/2008 6:18:49 PM

I'm going to email them lol

nvm, email address isn't valid apparently..

[Edited on December 23, 2008 at 6:21 PM. Reason : asdf]

12/23/2008 6:19:31 PM

photo bracelet ftw

12/23/2008 6:20:33 PM

guys it's clearly a prison joke

12/23/2008 6:36:41 PM

But it's even funnier when you click into the Rants & Raves section and see that people are still writing essay responses to the guy four days later.

12/23/2008 6:54:19 PM

http://atlanta.craigslist.org/cto/969086751.html

Quote :

"I GOTTA 99 VIC WIT 70,000 MILES 3 AUDIOBAHN 12'S N DA TRUNK A PUNCH AMP AND A AFTAMARKET RADIO WIT 2 104'S N DA GRILL.. RECENTLY HAD A OIL CHANGED WIT SPARK PLUGS CHANGED ALSO. MAN DIS CAR IS A STEAL CUZ U WONT FIND A 99 VIC IN SUCH GOOD CONDITION BODY WISE AND MECHANICALLY WISE WIT SO LIL MILES ON IT. DA BODY HAS A FEW SMALL DINGS BUT ODA DEN DAT DIS CAR IS A-1. CLEAN INTERIOR. 140 ON DA DASH IT IS A INTERCEPTER.. I WILL TRADE FOR A NEWER VIC WIT MOR MILES BT IT GOTTA HAVE RIMS ON IT AND MY MECHANIC MUST CHECK IT OUT.. MAYB A CLEAN MONTE CARLO. MY POCKETS AINT HURTN SO MY PRICE AINT GOIN DOWN NUN BRA ITS 2 FIRM.. I WILL SELL JUST DA SPEAKAS AMP OR RADIO RASHAD 678--656--2868"

12/25/2008 1:33:05 PM

It hurt my head to read that.

12/25/2008 2:44:17 PM

Quote :

"POCKETS AIN'T HURTIN"

12/25/2008 2:50:33 PM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/ele/970737846.html

Quote :

"Sony PlayStation - $75 (Apex) Sony PlayStation - great condition. Includes 2 controllers and 4 games (NBA Live 97, MLB Triple Play 98, NFL GameDay 98, and Ms. Pac-Man) "

[Edited on December 27, 2008 at 12:59 PM. Reason : ]

12/27/2008 12:58:01 PM

^whats wrong with that ad?

12/27/2008 3:40:28 PM

75 fucking dollars for a ps 1 and 4 ten year old games, 3 of which are sports games that pretty much get outdated yearly

thats pretty ridiculous

12/27/2008 3:44:21 PM

Exactly.

I'm tempted to send him a very generous offer from Nigerian royalty.

12/27/2008 5:09:07 PM

i thought the problem was that it was sold with Ms. Pac Man

set em up

12/27/2008 10:09:58 PM