I'm slightly sunburned from yachting all day yesterday. And now I have silly tan lines on my back.

Also, I'm working on an InDesign file with some massive formatting issues from the last designer.

Also, I accidentally pressed play on my ipod and ran down the battery, so when I got to the gym this morning, I was unable to listen to my music.

Oh, this awesome guy is taking me out Wednesday night, but I have to take my gf to the airport at 5:45 am so she can play in Napa Valley for a few days. She'd better bring me back some wine!!!

5/10/2010 11:05:02 AM

blargh - my boss lady is wearing too much perfume today

5/10/2010 11:09:17 AM

The Korean restaurant a group of us was going to eat dinner at was closed today So we had to go to the sports bar instead. Then I got a free piece of cake because it was some customer's birthday but I could only eat two bites since I'm on a diet right now

5/10/2010 11:10:09 AM

I only have 6 beers left and the store is 10 minutes away.

And I, too, have a dead iPod. So now I have to wait for it to charge before going out to lounge in the yard.

[Edited on May 10, 2010 at 11:12 AM. Reason : a]

5/10/2010 11:11:00 AM

6 beers is enough to get you to the store. Just drive slowly so you don't spill your drink.

5/10/2010 11:13:44 AM

I SAY DONT DRINK AND DRIVE
YOU MIGHT SPILL YOUR DRINK
BEFORE YOU GET BEHIND THE WHEEL
JUST STOP AND THINK


YOU CAN TAKE YOUR CHANCES
BUT THERES SO MUCH TO LOSE
ANOTHER BUMPY ROAD
THATS SO MUCH WASTED BOOZE

I DONT FEEL BAD ABOUT
HOW MANY I KILL
I'M MUCH MORE CONCERNED
'BOUT HOW MUCH BEER I SPILL

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message

5/10/2010 11:15:03 AM

Quote :

"6 beers is enough to get you to the store. Just drive slowly so you don't spill your drink."

Do I have to put pants on?

5/10/2010 11:17:28 AM

Pants at a time like this??!?

5/10/2010 11:18:16 AM

you could wear a tasteful tunic or bathrobe instead

5/10/2010 11:18:35 AM

I am going to Orlando for 7 days next week, all expenses paid. But I only have 4 days of vacation, so I have to take the rest without pay.

5/10/2010 11:19:12 AM

Come hang out! Where are you staying?

Thumper and eleusis will also be in town next week.

5/10/2010 11:21:03 AM

Staying at the Hilton. The GF's parents have some sort of timeshare deal. And they paid for our airfare for our birthday presents.

We also got 2 free tickets to Disney for volunteering (she did Habitat, I did Special Olympics).

5/10/2010 11:23:00 AM

That's awesome! My bro and sis-in-law will be in town 5/20 thru 5/24 and we're sticking around the universal area for the most part. If you two decide to mix it up and head downtown or go to the beach, let me know bc I have lots of recommendations for Disney alternatives.

But honestly, my fav part of vaca is just bumming around the pool.

5/10/2010 11:27:07 AM

Well we will have a vehicle, her parents are driving down. And trust me, I have been looking for an excuse to drive her Dad's fucking badass Yukon. I'm sure by mid week we will be looking for something to do besides lounging at the pool. We will be there Saturday to Saturday.

5/10/2010 11:28:42 AM

wah the police shot my dog

5/10/2010 11:30:18 AM

Cool! I'm pretty sure we're doing a night out at Universal Citywalk next Friday night. Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville is always a fun place for dinner ... and there are tons of neat bars within the vicinity. I'll let you know more details as we figure it out. You and the gf are more than welcome to join.

5/10/2010 11:36:30 AM

he put the ice cream in the fridge and now it's all melted

5/10/2010 8:28:53 PM

I had Subway for dinner and for some reason it's making my stomach upset

5/11/2010 10:47:19 AM

ordered a fucking sandwich

receipt says sandwich

they delivered a salad

5/11/2010 1:28:38 PM

hahahahahaha

5/11/2010 2:00:22 PM

^ shuddup

you take way too much pleasure in my orders getting fucked up

5/11/2010 2:01:10 PM

ordered a fucking salad

receipt says salad

they delivered a sandwich

5/11/2010 2:05:17 PM

made a salad

ate a sammich

5/11/2010 2:54:38 PM

Just burped out a cloud of smoke. Whoops.

5/11/2010 2:55:01 PM

tougher in alaska?

5/11/2010 2:58:54 PM

I left my windows open the other night and forgot to set my heated mattress pad to the "pre-heat" setting. It was slightly chilly when I first got in the bed.

5/11/2010 3:24:35 PM

My stupid work laptop isn't working

5/13/2010 8:36:35 AM

I'm glad that my thread brings tdub together, one gripe at a time

Today's first world problem is I decided to stay home from a get together so I could skype with occamsrezr but now his ass isn't online

5/13/2010 8:54:10 AM

let my coffee get cold

5/13/2010 10:58:30 AM

Laptop fixing people still haven't called me yet!

5/13/2010 11:37:41 AM

ugh im in charge and i cant leave the shop for lunch.

5/13/2010 12:18:37 PM

i have a 4 day weekend but need to run some errands. I don't really feel like going today but if I don't I'll have to worry about it tomorrow...

5/13/2010 3:13:36 PM

I hate when we have 45 minutes classes instead of 55 minute. It cuts one whole activity from my lesson and then my supervisor bitches about it. If we didn't have dumbass assemblies every Friday this wouldn't be an issue

5/13/2010 10:53:22 PM

*******WARNING--TMI*******

Last night I got drunk at my jewelry party bc I've been dieting for my cruise and I only ate veggies before having a glass of wine. Drunk off one glass of wine. CRAZY!

So, once the drunk munchies set in, I realized that I needed food desperately bc the room was spinning. Something other than veggies. And the only legit food at my house was pizza from my party. And I couldn't drive to the store bc I was tipsy. So I scarfed down some pizza. Only prob is, I'm lactose intolerant. So of course, within a few minutes I realized that eating pizza was a bad idea. My stomach just turned into a cement mixer. Dinner prob passed through my system in about 20 minutes.

And it's STILL upset. UGH! I'm really hungry but I'm afraid to eat breakfast because I think it will go through my system in 10 minutes. And I want espresso or coffee but that will make things even worse.

On a positive note, this will prob help me get in cruise shape. On a sad note, I'M FREAKING HUNGRY!

5/14/2010 7:22:45 AM

My afro is long enough that I can pull it back into a pony tail when I don't want to pick it, but the hairs at the front don't want to cooperate and insist on sticking straight up instead.

5/14/2010 7:32:28 AM

my lcd screen is shot and i cant find a dvi->vga connector around the house rendering my computer useless

5/14/2010 9:31:05 AM

I'm sitting on the back deck with my cute outdoor lights on, drinking a beer, listening to The Stones...

...and I have to get up and go inside every time the record skips

5/14/2010 8:25:46 PM

As I sit down to eat at salsa fresh, the owner takes down the 94.5 sanitation rating and replaces it with a 91.5

5/14/2010 8:26:33 PM

Waking up at 345 because you're not used to having AC that works:

You set it to a gloriously luxurious 73 before bed, and forget that your bedroom gets the most benefit from the AC.

Time for a comforter. That's at the other end of the house. Rabble.

5/14/2010 8:28:55 PM

i want to go out tonight but I need someone to come pick me up because I have no idea where I am lol.

5/14/2010 8:55:47 PM

tomorrow i am going to get drunk for the first time in weeks

and since my tolerance is so low it will probably be off like 3 beers and a shot

but i don't currrr.

5/14/2010 8:59:48 PM

my neighbors walk heavy as crap

it's saturday, why am i inside?

5/15/2010 10:37:34 AM

I had to go to graduation yesterday for my friend and accidentally wore zebra striped undies with a mostly white dress which could be seen through the dress so I had to take them off and go commando all day...breezy.

5/16/2010 2:35:44 PM

whore

5/16/2010 2:37:17 PM

my friend's sister made $1300 in one night working as a cocktail waitress. she usually comes home with several hundred a night. seriously considering a career change.

5/16/2010 2:40:41 PM

^if you can stand the hours, it's great money. during the holidays a few years ago I worked TWO nights and made enough money to pay all my bills (rent, utilities, insurance, etc) for the whole month.

5/16/2010 2:49:13 PM

whores, all of you

5/16/2010 2:51:56 PM

If you have a good attitude and a cute ass, you can make lots of $$ waiting

5/16/2010 2:57:30 PM

^^

5/16/2010 3:00:25 PM

i definitely tip based on ass cuteness. feel free to post ass pics and i'll let you know what size tip you deserve?

5/16/2010 3:03:50 PM