it's Dereks bday

6/23/2011 11:02:14 PM

oh snap

then maybe i will at least come out for a little!!

6/23/2011 11:05:09 PM

I AM BORED

7/7/2011 10:48:28 PM

what did you do for the 4th?

7/7/2011 10:51:26 PM

on the actual 4th i just went to a friends house and ate a meat medley and watched shitty movies on tv for like 4 hours

(nothing interesting)

7/7/2011 10:54:01 PM

what is your favorite kind of pie



and also...meat medley, teehee

7/7/2011 11:00:39 PM

hehe

ok. this is REALLY hard. because i am a pie girl. fuck a cake. and fuck some bitch ass cupcakes. cookies, please that shit is gross. but i fucking LOVE PIE SO HARD. sweet pies. savory pies. pie pie pie pie PIE!

so i've narrowed it to 3:

1. cherry (but not with nasty sweet cherries. i like the tart ones). AND the crust must be homemade, as it should be with all pies
2. chocolate chess (my mom's recipe only though. it was *REALLY* good)
3. a tie. between an all american apple pie. key lime pie. and chicken pot (because chicken pot pie is amazing).

so really i guess that is 6 but it is the best i can do

7/7/2011 11:20:07 PM

KEY LIME!!

7/7/2011 11:21:45 PM

Dear khcadwal,

I've always thought that you had a very pretty face, fat knees, sparkling wit, and a very nice personality....on top of being a generally nice person. So please tell me...


how was your day today?

7/7/2011 11:22:03 PM

How many dicks have been in your ass? What was the biggest?

7/7/2011 11:22:59 PM

Damn

7/7/2011 11:23:36 PM

Quote :

"and fuck some bitch ass cupcakes."

and on that day, in an instant, all respect was lost for cadwal

7/7/2011 11:24:10 PM

my day was pretty good, i guess. nothing really exciting or horrible. pretty neutral. went on a house hunting search that ended in quasi disappointment

no dicks in my ass

aaaaaaaand come on. cupcakes are a fad. pies are forever (<3 you samwise haha. i'd eat sam's cupcakes)

7/7/2011 11:26:35 PM

Liar

7/7/2011 11:29:20 PM

exit only

7/7/2011 11:29:40 PM

I have anal beads with your DNA on them.

7/7/2011 11:31:21 PM

When you drink alone do you prefer to be by yourself?

7/7/2011 11:31:30 PM

ummmmm

i'm so confused

if one is drinking alone aren't they always by themselves?

7/7/2011 11:33:26 PM

Hahahaha I was about to be all about your cupcake comment

What should I wear to the concert tonight?

7/8/2011 9:51:22 AM

cherry pie is my favorite too



wanna go out this weekend? I'm pretty amazing, so you should

7/8/2011 10:22:08 AM

^^ what concert is it?? and where is it? usually i go with a cute sundress and flats but that is just a default answer. type of show and venue def play a role and i would eat the shit out of your cupcakes. they look good. most of my cupcake hate comes from being force fed gigis lol.

^ this weekend i am on probation from going out. not because i've been bad or anything, but because i have a lot of important things to get done. mostly though i'll probably just procrastinate and thing about food all day.

7/8/2011 2:48:08 PM

tttttttt

7/12/2011 8:50:51 PM

how bout this weekend

7/12/2011 8:56:17 PM

Exhausting all your options, you turn to the streets.

Name your prices for each type of act, with any stipulations for appearance, hygiene, etc.

7/12/2011 9:00:59 PM

^^ still on probation

^ you couldn't even afford my payment plan option

anyways if i was really on the streets it'd probably be a fly by the seat of my panties type of situation

if someone looked like a dumbass i'd up the price. definite on the spot adjustments for appearance. the hygiene thing....i don't know if any amount of $$$ could convince me to negotiate on hygiene. i mean $20 lasts a day but aids lasts a lifetime.

[Edited on July 12, 2011 at 9:08 PM. Reason : .]

7/12/2011 9:06:24 PM

*sigh*

7/12/2011 9:24:09 PM

Wanna go out this weekend?

7/12/2011 10:20:46 PM

Quote :

"i am a pie girl. fuck a cake. and fuck some bitch ass cupcakes."

marry me.

7/12/2011 10:53:36 PM

maybe if you propose to me with pie

7/12/2011 10:56:17 PM

deal.

7/12/2011 11:00:46 PM

7/12/2011 11:01:50 PM

7/12/2011 11:07:14 PM

7/12/2011 11:16:29 PM

7/13/2011 9:59:56 PM

Hey khcadwal,

EMCE here. I would like to say that you have a very nice hairdoo. Also, I love your fat knees.

Anyway, how was your day today? Also, If you were to get another dog, what kind would it be?

7/13/2011 10:01:50 PM

haha i know you love my fat knees

today was kinda bad

if i got another dog it would probably be another mix but i'd really want it to be a boston terrier mix

7/13/2011 10:04:40 PM

I'm sorry you had a bad day. Apparently, my parrot had a bad day today too. I felt bad because of this.

Lettuce hope for a better tomorrow.

[Edited on July 13, 2011 at 10:19 PM. Reason : I'm not ready to deal with TWW yet]

7/13/2011 10:10:29 PM

uhoh

this could get ugly

7/13/2011 10:17:28 PM

wat

7/13/2011 10:19:00 PM

?

[Edited on July 13, 2011 at 10:44 PM. Reason : ???]

7/13/2011 10:43:39 PM

LETTUCE ask me shit

i'm bored

7/20/2011 9:11:06 PM

Where yinz at these days?

7/20/2011 9:11:49 PM

Y U NO RESPOND

7/21/2011 3:05:02 AM

Quote :

"i'm bored"

lettuce make some plans

7/21/2011 11:02:41 PM

How was the ballet dj

7/24/2011 3:28:38 AM

^ hahahahaha

OMG IT WAS SO FUN!!!! it was insanely fun. lots of sweaty dancing. and i got really wet from people throwing water around in the crowd. i definitely felt like i needed to be about 7 years younger BUT it was really fun anyways.

anywayyyy TTT

^ hay are you going to bon iver tom?

7/28/2011 8:47:35 PM

will you please rank every TWWer that has posted on this page, in order from most favorite to least?

7/28/2011 9:14:32 PM

I want to be on the ranking so I'm going to post.

Wait, unless I'm on the bottom.

Then don't include me.

'cuz I don't wanna be on the bottom.

7/28/2011 9:31:44 PM

Don't worry Netstorm, my affinity for her fat knees has pretty much secured me in the last place of her rankings for LIFE

anyway, did you take the bar again, kadwackle?

7/28/2011 9:37:38 PM

what are the components of a meaningful life?

7/28/2011 9:40:02 PM