forty...five....minutes

3/5/2008 4:30:08 PM

i am eating cashews. and the lid says that they taste fresh nut after nut after nut after nut

3/5/2008 4:31:03 PM

30 minutes, so tired.


I think the Darjeeling Limited is waiting in my mailbox for when I get home. So its either that or Michael Clayton tonight

3/5/2008 4:33:42 PM

I am ready to strangle these bitches.

3/5/2008 4:34:19 PM

I didn't have to have my cavity filled today

Because I might need a root canal

3/5/2008 4:35:21 PM

oh, you motherfucking shitchrist geezers

3/5/2008 4:37:08 PM

if this work doesnt get done by 5, then i give up.

3/5/2008 4:42:20 PM

^ I thought you were being productive? What happened?

3/5/2008 5:00:16 PM

I can't hold this piss much longer

3/5/2008 5:00:50 PM

^^i am, there's just too much that needs doing

3/5/2008 5:04:11 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLvDjT6ZJNo

3/5/2008 5:04:49 PM

3/5/2008 5:05:06 PM

i am going to take a power nap. but unfortunately i prob won't actually wake up until like 8

whooooopsy

3/5/2008 5:51:21 PM

I'm nervous.

3/5/2008 5:53:45 PM

hah, i didn't know peen ever made you nervous

3/5/2008 5:56:30 PM

It's not that

3/5/2008 5:57:16 PM

and on top of it all I'm getting kicked out of our house at the end of the month if I dont find a new roommate

3/5/2008 5:59:05 PM

oh fuck no
1500 people


weekend shifts are supposed to be slow, peaceful, and easy. Dammit

3/5/2008 6:09:04 PM

well i was going to take a nap but NOWW i've wasted too much time attention whoring myself on the internet so i have to start my hw. hmph

i have no one to blame but myself.

3/5/2008 6:14:35 PM

that certain female

3/5/2008 6:16:09 PM

now i'm thinking about all the delicious beers i'm going to get to taste tonite at the beer tasting

3/5/2008 6:16:37 PM

i can't wait to give her birthday gift



^you rock

3/5/2008 6:17:55 PM

why thank you... know anyone that wants to move in with me?

3/5/2008 6:18:22 PM

jamie

but he has a dog

3/5/2008 6:19:46 PM

well if he could pay the rent, i wouldn't mind bringing him and sid in- there is just no fence

3/5/2008 6:21:01 PM

you have his # right?

3/5/2008 6:21:36 PM

i don't know if i have it in my new phone

3/5/2008 6:22:21 PM

pm sent........gotta go

3/5/2008 6:23:30 PM

I can't wait to get back to Raleigh

3/5/2008 6:28:04 PM

i hate it when guys get all PMSy and bitchy

at least with women, you somewhat expect it at any given time

3/5/2008 6:46:42 PM

planning your own birthday that's a month away is kinda lame

but then again, i AM lame...so it's fitting

3/5/2008 8:14:10 PM

What my life would have been like as the stereotypical Cary kid, two parents, house, car, amenities.

Sounds boring.

3/5/2008 8:16:02 PM

what to go get to eat...

3/5/2008 8:16:22 PM

^^^Don't worry I'm planning mine away and it's exactly 3 months till my 21st birthday!

3/5/2008 8:17:50 PM

3/5/2008 8:51:10 PM

<3 Little Caesars

Crazy Bread FTW

3/5/2008 9:07:46 PM

^^^and what a party it will be!

3/5/2008 9:51:06 PM

omg a pedophile

3/5/2008 9:52:09 PM

my nerves are SHOT. I don't know if I can sleep tonight.

3/5/2008 10:18:51 PM

need sleep

3/5/2008 10:19:08 PM

oh wow! tomorrow is thursday!

3/5/2008 10:21:27 PM

damn bethalol sounds like you need a big bowl of cereal honey smacks with whole milk. thats the jackleg natural home remedy for sleeplessness due to anxiety. works better than valium!

3/5/2008 10:31:14 PM

ouch i got stitches ton

3/5/2008 10:40:42 PM

My foot is on fire.

3/5/2008 11:19:04 PM

this is fuckin awesome, its my new wallpaper

3/5/2008 11:38:41 PM

I shouldn't post places that don't have an edit function.

3/5/2008 11:46:54 PM

i should go to bed, i've been hella tired the last few mornings

3/5/2008 11:49:08 PM

If you think life is bad now, how would you like to be an egg? You only get laid once. You get eaten once. It takes 4 minutes to get hard, only 2 minutes to get soft. You share your box with 11 other guys, but worst of all, the only chick that ever sat on your face was your mom! So cheer up, your life isn't that bad!

3/5/2008 11:56:06 PM

jackleg... I like that idea. I have a box of apple cinnamon cheerios just calling my name.

However, we had dinner at Cracker Barrel tonight... so the broccoli cheesy chicken, corn, and spiced apples are still with me.

3/6/2008 12:01:16 AM

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle and I can't figure out how to get it started. Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger. "Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He held her hand softly, led her to a chair and said, "Secondly, I'd advise you to relax. Let's have a cup of coffee, and then. ... "He sighed, "let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."

[Edited on March 6, 2008 at 12:04 AM. Reason : 2105!!!]

3/6/2008 12:04:33 AM