jaZon All American 27048 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | " i made a choice in my relationship and now i think it is probably the wrong choice. or maybe i knew it was the wrong choice before i even made it." |
8/14/2011 4:31:43 PM |
mkcarter PLAY SO HARD 4369 Posts user info edit post |
^useless without details 8/14/2011 4:35:28 PM |
jaZon All American 27048 Posts user info edit post |
Agree. I hope the person sends me more info. 8/14/2011 4:36:20 PM |
ScubaSteve All American 5523 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I'm listening to mazzy star " |
[Edited on August 14, 2011 at 5:05 PM. Reason : no idea who that is..]8/14/2011 5:05:06 PM |
A Tanzarian drip drip boom 10995 Posts user info edit post |
^ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XucegAHZojc 8/14/2011 5:07:25 PM |
ScubaSteve All American 5523 Posts user info edit post |
^
Now for this confession you have to read backwards if you value your time... which i assume most people on TWW probably don't, so go ahead and read it from the beginning
Quote : | "I used to know this very attractive girl in highschool. We had always been very close friends so I never really thought of her as a romantic interest. Well we went our separate ways when college came around and I didn't see her for several years.
About a week ago I notice that we are both back in my hometown for the summer, so I give her a call and see if she wants to hang and get some dinner and a movie. When I met her at Applebees (which she loves for some reason), I couldn't believe how hot she was. She had grown up in all the right ways. Well we sit down at the table and start talking about what we've been doing and things like that and I notice she is starting to flirt with me. She starts getting real touchy and rubbing her hand on my leg. So I rubbed her leg as well, hopefully no one saw us, because we'd probably have looked like horny fools sitting their rubbing each others legs. When we finish eating we get up to leave and she gives me a warm smile and says "You always were so good to me _______."
So eventually we get to the movie, which was of course "Friends with Benefits."(I swear I did not plan that. Well maybe a little ) So we spend just about the entire movie making out and I slip my hand down her pants and can tell that she is getting hot and bothered. So we leave the theater, both of us having that flustered disheveled look, and I see some of the theater staff smirking as we head out. We manage to drive back to my place, which was difficult because we we fooled with each other the whole way back.
So we get back and I unlock the door and we immediately start making out and heading back to the bedroom. I got my hands all over her and keep thinking to myself how strange it was that I was about to have sex with one of my old highschool friends. I start peeling off her clothes and go down on her. She lets out a little moan of surprise and her knees started to buckle a little. She starts really getting into it and running her hands through my hair, but eventually she stops me and we go back into the bedroom. She goes into the bathroom and shuts the door behind her, and I'm like wtf, but then I hear the shower turn on. So I'm geared up and ready to fuck, and I hear her say "Come on in." So I rip open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur" |
this one is legit though
Quote : | " I gave an underwater bj yesterday. Glad I didn't drown. It was fun though. I felt like a mermaid." |
[Edited on August 14, 2011 at 5:20 PM. Reason : .]8/14/2011 5:18:08 PM |
jaZon All American 27048 Posts user info edit post |
LMAO 8/14/2011 5:27:47 PM |
DivaBaby19 Davidbaby19 45208 Posts user info edit post |
how do you not swallow a ton of water? 8/14/2011 6:02:40 PM |
DivaBaby19 Davidbaby19 45208 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I dated a chick 6 years older than me a few months back. Apparently she realizes she's past her prime and has started dating everyone that'll give her the time of day and takes the time out of the day to tell me like i give a shit. I was hoping old women wouldn't be clingers " |
8/14/2011 6:19:02 PM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
I could use some confessions right now. 8/14/2011 6:21:14 PM |
ScubaSteve All American 5523 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Today, we had sex in the backyard. 20 minutes of pool sex, then doggie-style, reverse cowgirl, etc, til we took it inside because my body was getting rubbed raw from the rough pool deck. It turned me on more to think that any of the 50+ neighbors on our lake could have seen us.
Will prob try to give road head tonight, but he's not the best driver, so that may not work so well." |
8/14/2011 6:23:40 PM |
jaZon All American 27048 Posts user info edit post |
I confess I hate whoever is confessing to steve 8/14/2011 6:26:21 PM |
DivaBaby19 Davidbaby19 45208 Posts user info edit post |
NO HATE HERE
but lots and lots of jeals 8/14/2011 6:40:27 PM |
theDuke866 All American 52839 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I gave an underwater bj yesterday. Glad I didn't drown. It was fun though. I felt like a mermaid."" |
I want to have SCUBA sex.8/14/2011 6:48:27 PM |
Steven All American 6156 Posts user info edit post |
oh wow 8/14/2011 6:49:59 PM |
DivaBaby19 Davidbaby19 45208 Posts user info edit post |
oh SCUBA sex sounds ahhhhmazing
now I need to learn how to SCUBA lol 8/14/2011 6:53:53 PM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I've been dating a girl for about 8 months now, and I'm pretty much in love with her. Her life has been in shambles, but she's in the process of putting it back together now. She's going to Basic Law Enforcement Training, and will be for 4 months. She got FAFSA to pay for her books and everything, but she still has a ton of debt, and bills, and has to work while she's going to school full time. She's been working for a company, her shift is supposed to be 11 PM to 7 AM, then her school schedule is 8 AM to 5 PM. She isn't qualified for the job she has now at all, and is of no use to the company. She has the job because the manager wants her. Recently, he told her she could work just a few hours a night so she can sleep and study, but he'll pay her for the full shift. Soon after, she started talking to me about taking a break while she's in school, and getting back together when she gets out. I kept pressing, trying to figure out why that was necessary and trying to get back together, and finally I learned the truth tonight; she's in a relationship with the guy. She felt obligated because of the job, and because of the pay, and is scared to leave him because she needs the job and he'll fire her. She swears she loves me and wants to be with me, but she has to do it and wants me to wait for her. I either need to be with her, or get over her, I can't stand being stuck here in the middle of the two, but I feel awful for her, and I don't want to abandon her, but I think I'm going to have to. " |
8/14/2011 7:10:45 PM |
theDuke866 All American 52839 Posts user info edit post |
Why would he even want to be with her? 8/14/2011 7:13:36 PM |
saps852 New Recruit 80068 Posts user info edit post |
ya dude, thats all sorts of fucked up 8/14/2011 7:14:00 PM |
JesusHChrist All American 4458 Posts user info edit post |
11pm to 7am? sounds like she's workin' the pole 8/14/2011 7:14:37 PM |
Beethoven86 All American 3001 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I want to have SCUBA sex." |
I think my backplate and wing would keep getting in the way, and it'd be all sorts of awkward. Unless it was a pool, and you just jumped in with a tank and regs, and nothing else. I could see that working.8/14/2011 7:18:00 PM |
jaZon All American 27048 Posts user info edit post |
Tell that whorish cunt to get lost. Are you fucking seriously having a tough time deciding what to do? 8/14/2011 7:20:17 PM |
dropdeadkate nerdlord 11725 Posts user info edit post |
^^^or....... 3rd shift at a company that runs 24 hours a day
[Edited on August 14, 2011 at 7:22 PM. Reason : .] 8/14/2011 7:22:32 PM |
JesusHChrist All American 4458 Posts user info edit post |
Nah.
Life in shambles? 11pm-7am schedule? Getting porked by her boss who isn't afraid to fire her if she stops fuckin' him? In "love" with another guy? The other guy doesn't want to leave her even though she's totally dogging him?
Classic stripper case. 8/14/2011 7:24:48 PM |
dropdeadkate nerdlord 11725 Posts user info edit post |
well that's a shame. i'd hate to think what "underqualified" is for being a stripper 8/14/2011 7:27:28 PM |
theDuke866 All American 52839 Posts user info edit post |
^^^^^ I've always used a vest-type BC. I mean, it would be a little awkward, but then again, it's also like you're weightless. I don't think it would be that tough.
You'd burn through your air with the quickness, though. 8/14/2011 7:32:10 PM |
AlaskanGrown I'm Randy 4694 Posts user info edit post |
Sex in water sucks. 8/14/2011 7:46:37 PM |
DalesDeadBug In Pressed Silk 2978 Posts user info edit post |
^^^peg legs 8/14/2011 8:41:38 PM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "there are few people in this world that i actually give a shit about. i have a lot of people that i 'care about' but i wouldnt be that sad if i never saw them again.
but
there are a few people though who have my heart and i go back and forth between wanting to let them know and being terrified that it will be used against me.
it's been one of those days that i've been struggling i guess. " |
8/14/2011 9:22:37 PM |
evlbuxmbetty All American 3633 Posts user info edit post |
confession thread is dead
yo
i want a confession! 8/14/2011 10:05:56 PM |
evlbuxmbetty All American 3633 Posts user info edit post |
ask and you shall receive!
Quote : | "I'm in such a bad mood right now that even my orgasm after masturbating was bad. " |
8/14/2011 10:14:51 PM |
bottombaby IRL 21954 Posts user info edit post |
I'll take confessions. I was pretty popular the other night. Let's go for a repeat.
8/14/2011 10:15:53 PM |
evlbuxmbetty All American 3633 Posts user info edit post |
Oh man! TWO!
Quote : | "I hate going out because I hate coming back home. " |
i feel like making it home is the most exhausting part of going out, haha. but it always feels sooooo good to fall asleep and wake up in your own bed!8/14/2011 10:15:54 PM |
evlbuxmbetty All American 3633 Posts user info edit post |
THREE!!!
Quote : | "One time, I was having a hard time breaking up with a sig other so I lied and told them I was going to rehab for a substance abuse addiction. They believe it to this day. " |
ouch...8/14/2011 10:21:44 PM |
bottombaby IRL 21954 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I just ate a whole block of cheese. That was 1 lb " |
Wow. You should have taken before and after pictures of the scale.8/14/2011 10:43:49 PM |
evlbuxmbetty All American 3633 Posts user info edit post |
you should have taken a laxative before you ate that ish
or something... yo stomach is gonna be *wilhelm scream* 8/14/2011 10:45:47 PM |
wolfpackgrrr All American 39759 Posts user info edit post |
Regarding the previous confession:
Quote : | " My wife was in the hospital for shoulder injury caused by whiplash from a car accident. The surgery went fine. The nurse warned that the pain will be pretty strong, but that the morphine drip should help with the pain once the numbing agent went away. My wife complained about shortness of breath and nausea, but the nurses assured us this was normal and to be expected. My mother in law left to go to the gift shop and my father in law sat across the room while I sat next to her beside, holding her hand as she tried to go to sleep. All of a sudden, she sat upright gasping for air. I caught her as I did not want her to hurt herself. I looked over and my father in law was completely oblivious of what just happened. As I caught my wife I noticed she turned very pale in a split second. I asked my father in law to get a nurse as I was busy trying to lay her down gently. I heard the nurses coming about 15 seconds later with what sounding like a few carts or equipment, so I hurried and carried three chairs and a bedside table out of the room. I stood outside in the hall way door to keep out of everyone's way as at this point the room was filled with nurses and doctors. My father in law stood in the corner of the room, doing nothing but watching the entire time. Right when the episode was all over, my mother in law had returned and my wife gained consciousness again, seeing a room full of doctors and her father. After everything calmed down and the doctors leave, my mother in law tell my wife how wonderful a her father is and how he's a "man who takes charge." At this point, my father in law plays along and says he had noticed she went pale, wasn't breathing, etc, and called the nurse. Why lie about something like this? Why even acknowledge the whole "I just saved your life" bit? Can't you just do what needs to be done and move on? The whole thing rubbed me the wrong way. If I wasn't there holding her hand, I'd probably be a sad lonely man.
The cause of all of this was the nurse overdosing my wife on painkillers on top of her having a reaction to the nausea medication. Nausea meds gave her shortness of breath and the pain meds incapacitated her. " |
8/14/2011 10:53:45 PM |
Exiled Eyes up here ^^ 5918 Posts user info edit post |
I'd call those fuckers out on that in private later. Not cool at all 8/15/2011 8:27:16 AM |
jaZon All American 27048 Posts user info edit post |
^ 8/15/2011 9:16:51 AM |
MinkaGrl01
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send me your confessions! 8/16/2011 4:17:29 PM |
GoldenGirl All American 6475 Posts user info edit post |
No send ME your confessions. 8/16/2011 4:21:18 PM |
MinkaGrl01
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Quote : | "I'm addicted to wings...
hmm...that's not all that random I suppose. " |
well dear anonymous user, so am I, but I haven't had any in quite a while 8/16/2011 4:28:11 PM |
MinkaGrl01
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Quote : | "Recently my grandmother, who is my last grandparent living, has started to seriously deteriorate health-wise. It sucks, but I'm ok with it...we've had a lot of time together.
Once this started, my dad has been talking about how he wants us (his children) to handle him when he's old and in poor health. He's 56 now, not really old by any means. He saw both of his parents suffer at the hands of Alzheimer's, and it profoundly affected the way he wants to live the end of his life.
My oldest sister is a doctor. My dad has repeatedly, and in a serious manner, told me that he wants her to just inject him with some kind of cocktail, Kevorkian style. He knows that she would never do that, so he told me that as his son, it's up to me to respect his wishes ("MAN UP SON!"). I respect that he doesn't want his children changing his diapers when he's old, but I don't think I could live with myself if it ever came down to this. I'm almost mad at him in a way for burdening me with this shit when he's 56 and in good health. I'll be thinking about this until the time comes. " |
8/16/2011 4:50:08 PM |
bottombaby IRL 21954 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Follow up on foreign girl confession: She cooked dinner then we watched some random shows then went at it so looks like you were right. Also kinda strange but she doesn't seem to sweat that much but me on the otherhand... afterwords she was wondering how/why i sweat so much.. not sure how to cut down on that, I am not out of shape but I think I drink too much water might try to use some antipersperants(sp?) everywhere " |
8/16/2011 6:37:04 PM |
DalesDeadBug In Pressed Silk 2978 Posts user info edit post |
you should rub yourself down in Certain-Dri 8/16/2011 8:03:59 PM |
bottombaby IRL 21954 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Over the last year I have learned a lot about my sexuality. I have found myself really into the cuckolding phenomenon, so much so that it my number one fetish and is the porn I watch almost exclusively. 95% of what I watch is all amateur and that turns me on even more. I know these people are out there doing these things and it excites me. While I would really like the bull role (what dude wouldn't) I have also started imagining myself in the sissy role. Being tied up, yelled at, dressed up like a woman, etc.. and being told that I wasn't allowed to have sex and just had to watch. I have also started wondering what it would be like to get head from a passable CD. Sexuality is definitely a continuum and not a discrete point. My goal is to experience one of these fantasies within the next year. " |
8/17/2011 8:46:43 PM |
LeonIsPro All American 5021 Posts user info edit post |
8/17/2011 8:49:52 PM |
ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
I take it that CD doesn't mean compact disk 8/17/2011 11:03:21 PM |
JesusHChrist All American 4458 Posts user info edit post |
I'm sure there's a great deal of switching back and forth, but I think more often than not bears are tops, unless they happen to be power-bottoms. 8/17/2011 11:10:15 PM |
sparky Garage Mod 12301 Posts user info edit post |
wtf is cuckolding? 8/18/2011 10:45:28 AM |