Shit my nose.

2/27/2011 10:34:40 PM

aaaaaaaaaaahahahaha the new Ke$ha video. ridiculous.

2/27/2011 10:36:46 PM

no way, why would I make this up? you were on the couch watching tv and I was at the computer and you were flipping through the channels and found the oscars, you insisted on watching them and I was all "oscars are gay" but you made me get off the computer and watch tv with you and I ended up liking the oscars. I definitely remember it because I had never watched them before

2/27/2011 10:37:25 PM

ain't no way. It must have been the other way around.

What happened that year? I don't even remember that situation.

2/27/2011 10:40:45 PM

departed won, they had the shadow people making silhouettes of the movies (little miss sunshine, happy feet...)

2/27/2011 10:43:47 PM

I don't remember that.

You must have watched the oscars with some other chick that year.

2/27/2011 10:44:46 PM

hahaha, perhaps

2/27/2011 10:45:52 PM

When where the oscars 4 years ago?

2/27/2011 10:48:23 PM

about this time four years ago

2/27/2011 10:49:18 PM

things i hate: peeing out my butt

2/27/2011 10:49:32 PM

Well as I recall...about this time 4 years ago you were out testing the waters.

2/27/2011 10:49:56 PM

your recollection is incorrect

2/27/2011 10:51:46 PM

as incorrect as yours?

2/27/2011 10:52:24 PM

i just left a 30 dollar tip on a 30 dollar tab ... i hope that made her day

2/27/2011 11:01:14 PM

NATALIE

2/27/2011 11:17:26 PM

w00t for straddle, double straddle, and triple straddle


If it weren't for those crazy few hands, I'd have been down money when we cashed out

2/27/2011 11:19:02 PM

walking the dog is a good excuse to check out the police activity in the neighborhood

2/27/2011 11:20:16 PM

walking the dog is a common euphemism for beating off

2/27/2011 11:30:03 PM

omg yay catherine/katherine/kathryn is back on greek.

lol i like her.

2/27/2011 11:56:02 PM

I should probably go home and pass out since most of my good friends rolled out, but I want to find something fun to do.

What the problem is tdub?

2/28/2011 12:00:20 AM

All we are is dust in the wind.

2/28/2011 12:18:30 AM

My girlfriend wanted to break up with me. Quickly, I played the "Imagine-me-licking-some-other-broad's-pussy" card. This strategy worked amazingly.

2/28/2011 12:29:04 AM

^

2/28/2011 12:36:09 AM

KILLING

2/28/2011 12:38:01 AM

why did she want to break up?

2/28/2011 12:38:32 AM

cuz he's a P.O.S boyfriend who knows how to play cards

2/28/2011 12:39:43 AM

i think i finally, finally found the bottom

which sucks

but now the only place to go is up

2/28/2011 12:44:37 AM

omg omg omg omg marnie stern in two days

2/28/2011 12:46:17 AM

remember you are a microscopic P.O.S floating around on a floating piece of lint in this universe called Earth.

I'm sure whatever your problems are you can just erase them and start again and no one will give a shit... except for you... which you are the only person that matters in YOUR universe.

So quit crying and force things to go your way.

You don't have infinity time, do it NAO1!1!!!

[Edited on February 28, 2011 at 12:49 AM. Reason : .]

2/28/2011 12:48:25 AM

fuuuuuuuuuuuu I shouldn't have put off this homework for so long

2/28/2011 12:53:40 AM

WHAT IS IT?!?! I'LL HELP YOU

2/28/2011 12:54:20 AM

a case outline on Fanconi Anemia.....


I wish my apartment would stop going from hot to cold to hot to cold again

2/28/2011 1:01:40 AM

Oh, i thought it was math.


I'm sure you have exhausted all your internet resources by now and I have no library open near me.

I sadly can't help

2/28/2011 1:05:05 AM

I'm pretty tired

2/28/2011 1:31:36 AM

I don't think I want to go to work for a few years. Anybody rich want to lend me about two hundred grand?

[Edited on February 28, 2011 at 1:48 AM. Reason : I'll pay you back with my organs after I die of natural causes.]

2/28/2011 1:48:23 AM

Quote :

"why did she want to break up?"

As a preface to the relationship, she told me that she tries to break up with her boyfriends once a month, citing the tiniest excuses to not be in a relationship. Surprisingly (or not), she always tries to break up two weeks before/after a period. To top it off, after my successes in keeping her, she immediately becomes very affectionate and borderline codependent.

Women are fucking insane.

2/28/2011 7:27:42 AM

i wonder if i will ever stop waking up with a swollen face and eyelids. my body has had zero time to rest/recover since the stresses of last week so i'm guessing no.

2/28/2011 7:30:15 AM

off to work. goodbye for the day sweet thewolfweb

2/28/2011 7:47:05 AM

>_>

2/28/2011 8:06:26 AM

Quote :

"Women are fucking insane."

well duhhh

2/28/2011 8:28:43 AM

wow i slept a ton this weekend

2/28/2011 8:36:17 AM

why the fuck am I so exhausted this morning...

2/28/2011 8:53:30 AM

why am i awake?

2/28/2011 8:56:20 AM

squirt now gone for over a year

2/28/2011 9:12:29 AM

well it's not even 10 am and I've already spent $600

2/28/2011 9:13:44 AM

fuck... I really want to be productive, but at the same time, I want to be lazy/go have fun

2/28/2011 9:59:35 AM

coffee time

2/28/2011 10:33:29 AM

Just found a pack of gushers in my desk drawer. Probably several years old, but still, GUSHERS.

I am currently enjoying them.

2/28/2011 11:27:15 AM

I should probably get rid of all the dead plants in my office.

2/28/2011 11:27:31 AM

well hello 10% bonus

2/28/2011 11:40:45 AM