Quote :

"sometimes when I beat Ill bust on a peice of printer paper and fold it up and throw it in the trash But lately I've had crazy trajectory on my loads and been overshooting the papers so now I have to hold it at a 45 degree angle and use the back half of it as a backboard of sorts to catch my nut it works to an extent, but I may just go back to my high school method of nutting straight into the garbage can its less restrictive on my form, and I don't have to limit my distance that way"

i typically just use the 2 tissue method when i beat

3/14/2008 11:49:52 AM

no way my loads are too significant

I'd need at least 6 tissues, but even then the velocity of my load would probably tear right though them

Maybe construction paper is my best bet

3/14/2008 11:52:10 AM

lol if i go more than say 4 days without busting then i might need 3 tissues

3/14/2008 11:52:54 AM

Id guess my loads are about 3 ounces and travel at about 30 mph

Once I was busting into the trashcan and my dog cut in front and intercepted it

it was forceful enough that he yelped and ran away

3/14/2008 11:55:14 AM

i'm weird about animals seeing me naked and jerking it so i just put the dog up first

3/14/2008 11:56:12 AM

eating when I should (now) vs eating when I'm finally hungry (when's that gonna happen )

3/14/2008 11:57:30 AM

one thing you should try is laughing right when you nut

like when you get to the point of no return, think about something really funny

the let lose a big LOL right when you shoot

it strengthens your contractions and can increase your distance up to 40 percent

3/14/2008 11:59:38 AM

dude that sounds too complicated...i dont even like jacking it in the shower

3/14/2008 12:00:16 PM

wat

3/14/2008 12:01:31 PM

I dont either

I mainly do it either in front of the computer, laying on the floor, on the couch, sitting on the deck, or in the back seat of my car

3/14/2008 12:01:36 PM

lol you ever look in a mirror as your are jacking? sooooooo freaking weird

3/14/2008 12:02:55 PM

sometimes yeah

I like jacking to myself jacking

Its wierd when you nut on the mirror...looks like youre nutting on yourself

3/14/2008 12:04:48 PM

anyways....tgif

3/14/2008 12:06:10 PM

I wish I could move my office outside today.

3/14/2008 12:46:33 PM

ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch

3/14/2008 1:08:22 PM

i gotta hit the road...

3/14/2008 1:08:48 PM

SPRING BREAK WOO HOO!!!!!!!!!!

3/14/2008 1:10:28 PM

Whatever happened to sitcoms, game shows, on the radio was Springsteen?

3/14/2008 1:14:04 PM

motherfucker just said that I cant take off early even though I finished up my work for the week AND already have logged in 40 hours

fuck this bullshit place and my dumbass boss

3/14/2008 1:15:12 PM

WHAT TO DO TONIGHT?????????????

3/14/2008 1:17:28 PM

I'm installing a new hard drive! I'm such a loser!

3/14/2008 1:27:30 PM

I'm freaking starving, but don't know what I want to eat.

3/14/2008 1:28:32 PM

litterbox
laundry
bathroom
dishes

that alone will make the house 80% more presentable.

3/14/2008 1:32:00 PM

Besides the fact that the chili burned my tongue, my second time today (remember - GV tea comes to you EXTREMELY hot), lunch was actually yummy.

3/14/2008 1:56:14 PM

how the fuck are they having a show at the double down

3/14/2008 1:59:07 PM

what's happening tonight? i need to find something to do

3/14/2008 2:06:01 PM

pants party

3/14/2008 2:06:41 PM

dnls gonna defecate onto a waffle then it eat

5 dollars in advance, 10 at the door

ladies free before midnight

3/14/2008 2:14:54 PM

I have business cards now. I feel so grown-up.

3/14/2008 2:18:12 PM

saucer it is!

3/14/2008 2:18:52 PM

42 more minutes

3/14/2008 3:08:54 PM

Last year, I went into business with a friend who couldn't spell, "brick and mortar".

3/14/2008 3:09:58 PM

how can i fix your problem if you dont tell me what the bug is

just saying

"doesnt work"

aint gonna cut it, bub

3/14/2008 3:10:32 PM

BUB

love it

3/14/2008 3:11:39 PM

Begging isn't something I do


But for this, oh...I'm considering it.

3/14/2008 3:23:12 PM

I wish every woman was hooked up to an orgasm matrix, so that when one was getting pleasured, they all were.

3/14/2008 3:25:25 PM

20 more minutes, i'm leaving early

been in meeting since lunch, and was suppose to have been since like 9am..fuck fridays

3/14/2008 3:25:31 PM

Quote :

"I wish every woman was hooked up to an orgasm matrix, so that when one was getting pleasured, they all were."

You know what that would do to the economy and society?

3/14/2008 3:26:32 PM

hahaha

the economy would go to hell and only 1 man would get laid

3/14/2008 3:39:52 PM

I have almost reached the end of my rope here. This is really fucking frustrating.

3/14/2008 3:40:02 PM

3/14/2008 3:41:43 PM

I have to practically scream into my phone for people to hear me. At least that's how it feels sometimes.

3/14/2008 3:45:19 PM

maybe you have a soft voice

3/14/2008 3:45:42 PM

hah.

3/14/2008 3:46:28 PM

Or I just hate calling people I've never met.

3/14/2008 3:46:47 PM

lol now you know how i felt that one time i got snails from you

3/14/2008 3:47:20 PM

Quote :

"the economy would go to hell and only 1 man would get laid "

More like, economy hits the shitter, but all of a sudden, women are much more accomodating of men they wouldn't normally fuck

and then...you've got a bunch of men stimulating the matrix, and

3/14/2008 3:54:27 PM

wow i actually accomplished something today... i'm shocked

3/14/2008 4:19:16 PM

fucking flood control. Parody in the works folks.

3/14/2008 4:25:00 PM

my mom is getting us chinese food tonight!!! i <3 home (for a limited amount of time ofcourse)

3/14/2008 4:36:46 PM