Quote :

"I don't remember women being so hard to understand in the past..."

haha, then you are remembering incorrectly

3/9/2011 8:38:49 PM

lol

3/9/2011 8:40:05 PM

^^ I think your kind gets more difficult as they age. Like rotten milk, not fine wine

[Edited on March 9, 2011 at 8:52 PM. Reason : lol, it's actually nothing that was too bad, just a bit odd]

3/9/2011 8:50:39 PM

oh damn

yea keep thinking that way, see how well you do with the ladies MISTER

3/9/2011 8:51:21 PM

Quote :

" @pattonoswalt 2 girls at my daughter's playground just said they're both strawberries who live in a magic pet store. #idiots"

Patton Oswalt is funnier than we are

3/9/2011 8:54:22 PM

should I have candy, cookies or ice cream?

3/9/2011 8:57:41 PM

cookies and cream ice cream with sprinkles?

3/9/2011 9:22:31 PM

this shit needs to pick up!

TWWers aren't on spring break cause we all know that the majority of TWWers are 25+

3/9/2011 9:24:37 PM

Canes are making me drink more with all these close games

[Edited on March 9, 2011 at 9:27 PM. Reason : and fuck]

3/9/2011 9:26:43 PM

the cookie is actually a cookie sundae with fudge....sooo close

3/9/2011 9:31:56 PM

My dad is such an ass

3/9/2011 9:32:26 PM

Whaaaaaaat?!?!!!! She's trinity's daughter?!?! No effin way! Left field twist that I was not expecting!

3/9/2011 9:50:23 PM

still havent seen the canes win in person....

3/9/2011 9:58:00 PM

why does my nose stop up after I eat dinner???
every night

3/9/2011 10:02:40 PM

maybe you shouldn't eat snot

3/9/2011 10:05:05 PM

3/9/2011 10:06:01 PM

gobstoppers, garlic stuffed olives and banana split ice cream....


why am I munching down so much tonight?

3/9/2011 10:22:52 PM

5^ I haven't seen them win in person in a few years

That was the worst "Go! Go! G... No! Nooo! Fuck" I've had in awhile

3/9/2011 10:30:47 PM

nothing like a little amaretto in a strawberry smoothie... damn that's good.

3/9/2011 10:51:12 PM

going to the bar, after work, alone.

fml

3/9/2011 10:53:46 PM

I'm sad.

3/9/2011 11:27:37 PM

^ you want to shoot a rap video for this dude?

3/9/2011 11:28:30 PM

I'm sick of being down in the dumps. It's like I just need something really good to happen to me. That's probably me just sitting here believing that good things are supposed to happen to good people.

3/9/2011 11:43:03 PM

house party

been a while

3/9/2011 11:48:53 PM

Quote :

"That was the worst "Go! Go! G... No! Nooo! Fuck" I've had in awhile"

haha me and my friends said pretty much the same thing there

3/10/2011 12:02:33 AM

one banana

one banana

one banana

one banana

one banana

3/10/2011 12:56:32 AM

5 bananas

3/10/2011 1:21:59 AM

What an interesting day to say the least!

3/10/2011 2:13:07 AM

yawn

3/10/2011 7:19:56 AM

it's raining

therefore, it is a work-from-home day

3/10/2011 7:22:44 AM

i would like a work from home slash sleep from home day!!!!

tomorrow is my day off actually so just gotta make it through 9 hours of work. and several hours of babysitting. gonna be a long one!

3/10/2011 7:27:58 AM

I'm just hanging out with the warm autoclave

3/10/2011 7:32:53 AM

I don't want to get out of bed...but I guess my job has a higher calling, so its worth it

3/10/2011 7:33:44 AM

fog

3/10/2011 8:26:31 AM

Hmmmm...didn't see on the lab sheet where they would check my thyroid.

Heh..I'm starting to recognize other pregnant women in the office that are around the same time frame as me

[Edited on March 10, 2011 at 8:48 AM. Reason : ]

3/10/2011 8:36:14 AM

When are you due?

3/10/2011 8:50:42 AM

really loathe that this is even such a big deal!! i mean we're all working towards the same goal, wtf is wrong with people?!?!?!?!

3/10/2011 9:04:16 AM

i am in love with inna's voice

3/10/2011 9:06:14 AM

loving the mild weather lately. Our latest power bill is the lowest we have had since we bought this house

3/10/2011 9:55:48 AM

my gas bill for last month was $190

3/10/2011 10:04:07 AM

My power bills went up a little this month too. I don't really get that, but w/e.

3/10/2011 10:05:30 AM

mine went up from like $50 to $190

[Edited on March 10, 2011 at 10:07 AM. Reason : winter and bigger house compared to apartment i suppose]

3/10/2011 10:06:44 AM

3/10/2011 10:13:03 AM

that is fabulous

3/10/2011 10:13:40 AM

I'm excited to see my mom today and I won't let this job interfer with that.

3/10/2011 10:34:36 AM

awww toddler gorilla at the national zoo

http://dcist.com/2011/03/ask_and_ye_shall_receive_baby_goril.php

3/10/2011 11:24:16 AM

Thank god, passed all my midterms and somehow by some feat of astral alignment did well on 2 of them because god knows i didn't know that shit.

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

3/10/2011 11:36:57 AM

no more classes for a bit. too bad all my free time will now be taken up with work, studying, and (hopefully) some PT

3/10/2011 11:38:39 AM

^^congrats

3/10/2011 11:45:51 AM

Boss-man brought us stuff for rootbeer and coke floats as well as sherbert and gingerale floats.





Sherbert+gingerale.....don't mind if I do.

nom nom nom nom

[Edited on March 10, 2011 at 12:06 PM. Reason : .]

3/10/2011 12:05:46 PM