oh shit i got ramen in the micro

3/18/2008 6:02:54 PM

need nourishment

3/18/2008 6:03:32 PM

3/18/2008 6:46:29 PM

if anyone is following my life story

I AM STILL WORKING ON MY DAMN PAPER. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. it was due yesterday. but i got an extension. go me. but now its due tomorrow. and i am t-minus an hourish away from finishing. but the closer i get to being done the slllllooooooweeeeeer i work.

3/18/2008 6:48:20 PM

I'm following your life story

How much of a penalty are you getting for it being late?

3/18/2008 7:04:53 PM

FRIDAY >>>>> SUNDAY

3/18/2008 7:10:19 PM

sausage egg and cheese biscuits

3/18/2008 7:16:35 PM

I'm losing the weight in the wrong places!!!

3/18/2008 7:35:37 PM

have you been keeping up with your body fat percentages?

3/18/2008 7:37:05 PM

i'm gonna smoke a cig now

3/18/2008 7:39:02 PM

^^the doctor is doing it for me...I go back next week for my measurments

3/18/2008 7:40:37 PM

where are you currently losing it?

3/18/2008 7:44:31 PM

HER TITTIES

3/18/2008 7:46:17 PM

so it's no big secret that i got fat after i got out of school....and i got big boobs when i got fat....which was nice...but i didn't want them that way....


so then i lost 35-40ish pounds....but kept the boobs!

proof positive there is a God and he loves me!

3/18/2008 7:48:41 PM

yea that happened to a friend of mine after HS...HUGE TITTAYS

3/18/2008 7:49:50 PM

those broads are rare...fatties that got skinny AND kept the tits...i'd say 2 out of every 20 broads can pull it off and not be ulgy

3/18/2008 7:50:58 PM

that's one retarded ass statistics

[Edited on March 18, 2008 at 7:51 PM. Reason : and a bad guess, imo]

3/18/2008 7:51:25 PM

i'm saying 2 out of every 20 broads...not 2 out of every 20 broads that is fat and gets skinny

3/18/2008 7:52:12 PM

^^^^^poidh


anyway, I'm thinking about how doing a bunch of work in and around the house is really solidifying the "home-owner" feeling for me. And I like it.

[Edited on March 18, 2008 at 7:52 PM. Reason : dammit]

3/18/2008 7:52:21 PM

Well I'm pretty sure that I'm going to keep them...cause when I was skinnier back in high school they were HUGE....so I think it's just a matter of them striving to reach equalibrium with my body eventually.

3/18/2008 7:57:29 PM

^^just look at my photo gallery....the first picture (taken in 2000) are solid small Bs.....the last set (taken a month ago) are solid D's....there is about a 10 pound difference in these...


mind you...i don't have any of the really fat pictures on tww...but you get the idea...

[Edited on March 18, 2008 at 7:58 PM. Reason : ]

3/18/2008 7:57:53 PM

i'd hit it

3/18/2008 8:06:34 PM

last set is a little too blurry... but I guess I see what you did there.

3/18/2008 8:06:47 PM

well i can't hold a camera very still...


my hands shake a little too much...

but you can tell i'm not a land beast and there are definitely titties present

3/18/2008 8:20:18 PM

you should take better pics

--

man, this is weird...found a vid on redtube that looks a LOT like a friend of mine, very similar and i can't find anything that says its not her

3/18/2008 8:27:16 PM

post a link

3/18/2008 8:27:36 PM

i can't go on like this.

ups, downs, all arounds.


this is madness.

3/18/2008 8:28:18 PM

i'm about to shoot this fucking cat that is crying right outside my window

3/18/2008 8:59:04 PM

hey fuck you power company

you cant take good friday off

you're preventing me from having power at my new house for nearly a week after closing

3/18/2008 9:07:05 PM

what a cry baby

3/18/2008 9:09:03 PM

Quote :

"so it's no big secret that i got fat after i got out of school....and i got big boobs when i got fat....which was nice...but i didn't want them that way.... so then i lost 35-40ish pounds....but kept the boobs! "

I need to try this strategy to increase my cup size.

3/18/2008 9:09:39 PM

you need to clean out your vagina is what you need

3/18/2008 9:11:43 PM

my girlfriend is titties and beer.

3/18/2008 9:14:16 PM

hahahah

yep i'm a a$$ man hence my preference

3/18/2008 9:15:43 PM

i'll take it all. ass, titties, and beer.

3/18/2008 9:17:34 PM

hahahah troo trooo


i like face ass stomach beer titties thats my order

3/18/2008 9:19:36 PM

Quote :

"I'm following your life story How much of a penalty are you getting for it being late?"

dunno, yo. i'm almost done. my prof was really nice. i have never made below a 95 on any of these DAMN legal memos so, she gave me the benefit of the doubt. she said i had to get penalized for fairness but that it wouldn't sig. impact my grade. that is good news. either way i don't care, its better than getting a D or F.

3/18/2008 9:21:59 PM

^^ tr00.

face (smile), eyes, body (which is ass, tits, stomach...)

3/18/2008 9:23:09 PM

cool, KEEP ME UPDATED!!1!

/e-stalk

3/18/2008 9:24:30 PM

goddamnit

3/18/2008 9:24:34 PM

and ps if beer went to my boobs, well, they still wouldn't be that big because all the fun has been sucked out of my life. but damn, in college? they would have been like size 38EE. but since it just went to my ass hips stomach and double chin, i only went up like one cup size. which isn't very much since i am petite.

3/18/2008 9:24:36 PM

BITCH IF YOUR SPLITTING UP THE FACE!!!!


Eyes then smile for me....


ohh and brains go right after face.... face gets me to talk to you but if talking to you sucks ass.... then not much else matters.

[Edited on March 18, 2008 at 9:28 PM. Reason : .]

3/18/2008 9:25:53 PM

Quote :

"and ps if beer went to my boobs, well, they still wouldn't be that big because all the fun has been sucked out of my life."

i thought u were gonna say been sucked out of my boobs.. lol

3/18/2008 9:26:05 PM

i really would like to go to sleep

3/18/2008 9:39:46 PM

love me some eyes.

3/18/2008 9:40:31 PM

OMG...I HAVE TWO OF THEM!

YOU WOULD LOVE ME!!!!

3/18/2008 9:43:23 PM

bleh

3/18/2008 9:45:58 PM

^^ lol.

3/18/2008 9:46:50 PM

this crème brûlée ice cream from ben and jerry's rocks.

3/18/2008 9:47:06 PM

LivinProof78/Kitty B

3/18/2008 9:50:08 PM