what's up man

yeah, I'm in CLT at the moment.

3/29/2008 3:00:28 PM

I'm knee deep in CLiT at the moment

3/29/2008 3:02:23 PM

gross

the one time I got my leg stuck in some girl's vag, it came out all gooey and bloody.

3/29/2008 3:03:47 PM

fingertips knuckles wrist elbow

3/29/2008 3:04:17 PM

pilgrimshoes do you remember the knee deep in pink porno that i was gonna star in?!!1

and emce come up next week and see me! you can bring your b!tch too if shes there

3/29/2008 3:05:20 PM

its the phone with apeel!

3/29/2008 3:06:11 PM

yeah that would have been $money cash ducket bucks

i still think we should do a TWWatHunter pr0n

3/29/2008 3:06:19 PM

I just might do that.

I'll know by Wednesday whether or not my schedule is free next weekend

3/29/2008 3:07:01 PM

I might have $24,000 from a private investor to start a business later!

3/29/2008 3:08:06 PM

you know i'll fuck on camera

EMCE KNOWS IT TOO. haha poor emce

thats cool emce, let me know next week sometime. hell i might come down there sometiem too

3/29/2008 3:08:09 PM

its the best

beats the rest!

3/29/2008 3:21:26 PM

about 50% of the time when i drink wayy too much draft beer and do shots all night

the next day ill take a really soft shit that smells really, really, really like candy.

this preturbs and concerns pilgrimshoes

3/29/2008 3:23:24 PM

fruity hops. bass ale and xanax.

3/29/2008 3:24:22 PM

wut

3/29/2008 3:24:22 PM

good deal. I'll let you know

btw, Gina will be driving through greensboro sometime today. Try not to sex her up, plz

3/29/2008 3:30:17 PM

3/29/2008 3:30:54 PM

that hot pocket calzone was boiling lava hot

3/29/2008 3:31:22 PM

hot diarrhea inducing lava

3/29/2008 3:32:48 PM

mudbutt

3/29/2008 3:34:37 PM

possibly to the level of having to use the bathroom nextdoor mudbutt

3/29/2008 3:36:11 PM

possibly

THAT WAS FAST THINKING ON MY PART

3/29/2008 3:36:54 PM

yeah

it was

i should put that on facebook

how do you know sam?
"we went out to eat with friends and she had wicked mudbutt"

3/29/2008 3:37:39 PM

hahahha i always say "we hooked up"

bitches always deny that one, they cant take a joke

3/29/2008 3:39:20 PM

ahahahaha


maybe Sushi Blues should get more than 1 stall for their bathroom

I was probably the only person to go into Cody's that night

3/29/2008 3:39:49 PM

did you leave a tip?

3/29/2008 3:40:23 PM

no

but I flushed like 10 times before I left and sprayed a whole can of some cheap imitation air freshener


I didn't look anybody in the eye the rest of the night...it was embarrasing

3/29/2008 3:41:30 PM

i always leave a tip. i know you're not talking to me. but i do

3/29/2008 3:41:35 PM

I should have left a tip for blowing up their bathroom

3/29/2008 3:43:20 PM

that's what im sayin

3/29/2008 3:44:15 PM

Quote :

"did you leave a tip? "

i walked out of hooters last night without paying... first time i've ever done that. TWO HOURS of waiting and had only gotten one beer, no food.. every table around me had already been served, left, new ppl sat down and they were getting their food.. and we got there BEFORE the first set of ppl around us did. asked her what was going on and she said it wasn't her problem and it'd get out when it came out

in hindsight i obviously should have talked to the manager and raised fucking hell

3/29/2008 3:48:17 PM

I thought I had it covered with the Asian wink and nod on the way out

3/29/2008 3:48:30 PM

pilgrimshoes (3:47) : ahahahahhaha awesome... a nun just caught a pass into the stands in the phl arena football game
pilgrimshoes (3:48) : she's like 90, and standing up and dancing and waving the ball for the crowd
DiamondAce (3:48) : lol
zorthage (3:48) : was it a hail mary?

3/29/2008 3:48:53 PM

I've only seen this movie once before, and that was a long time ago. I had forgotten how messed up it was. haha.

3/29/2008 4:16:54 PM

i need to learn this [no homo]

Intro
  Free Time (8=s8)
 4/4
  Gtr I
                                                            ~~~~~
  H     a      +Q.        +E      E  E  E  E  E  E  a      +Q
|------15b17==(15)b18====(15)r-:-15-12-14----12------------------:
|------------------------------:----------15----12-15b17==(15)r--:
|------------------------------:---------------------------------:
|------------------------------:---------------------------------:
|------------------------------:---------------------------------:
|-0----------------------------:---------------------------------:


   |--3--|
   E  E  E  a      +S    S  S  S  S  S  S  S  S  S  S  S
|-12--------------------------12-15-14p12----14-15--------:
|----15p12--------------12-15-------------15-------15-12--:
|----------14b16==(14)r-----------------------------------:
|---------------------------------------------------------:
|---------------------------------------------------------:
|---------------------------------------------------------:


               |--3--|          |---3---|          |---3----|    |3|
   S  S  S  S  S  S  S  a      +S    S  S  a      +S   +S   S  E Q E
|----12--------------------------------------------------------------:
|-15----15p12----15p12--------------15p12--------------------------5-:
|-------------14-------14b16==(14)r-------14b16==(14)r(14)p12----7---:
|-------------------------------------------------------------14-----:
|--------------------------------------------------------------------:
|--------------------------------------------------------------------:


      |-3-| |-3-|
  S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S
|---5-7-6-5-----------------------------:
|-8---------8-5---5-7---5-3-------------:
|---------------7-----4-----4p2---4-2---:
|-------------------------------5-------:
|---------------------------------------:
|---------------------------------------:


 3/4                           4/4
  S S S S S S S S S S S S       Q  a     +Q   +q   Q
|-----------------------------:-----------------------:
|-----------------------------:----8b10==(8)r=(8)-----:
|-----------------------------:-----------------------:
|-5-2---5-2-----2-------------:-----------------------:
|-----5-----5-2---5-2---------:-----------------------:
|---------------------5-3b3.5-:-0---------------------:


  |-3-|
  E E E S S S S  S S  S a  S  +E  S  S
|------------------7----8s10-(10)-8----:
|-----5-----7s8-10---10-------------12-:
|--------------------------------------:
|---7-----9----------------------------:
|-3-----5------------------------------:
|--------------------------------------:


 2/4                 4/4
                  ~~
   |--3--|  |--3--|     |--3--|  |--3--|
   E  E  E  E  E  E     E  E  E  E  E  E  S  S  S  S  +E.  S
|-------------------:-----------------------------15-(15)-15-:
|-------12-------13-:--------15-------17-------19------------:
|-------------------:----------------------------------------:
|----14-------14----:-----17-------17-------19---------------:
|-10-------12-------:-/14-------15-------17------------------:
|-------------------:----------------------------------------:


   S  S  S  S  S  S  S  S  S  S  S  S  S  S  S  S
|----15----15----15----15----15----15----15----15-:
|-19----------------------------17----19----------:
|-------19----------------17----------------19----:
|-------------19----17----------------------------:
|-------------------------------------------------:
|-------------------------------------------------:


   S  S  S  S  S  S  S  S  S  S  S  S  S  S  S  S
|----15----15----15----15----15----15----15----15-:
|-------------------17----19----------------17----:
|-------------17----------------19----17----------:
|-19----17----------------------------------------:
|-------------------------------------------------:
|-------------------------------------------------:


   S  S  S  S  S  S  S  S  S  S  S  S  S  S  S  S
|----15----15----15----15----17-15----15-19-17-15-:
|-19----------------17----19-------19-------------:
|-------19----17----------------------------------:
|-------------------------------------------------:
|-------------------------------------------------:
|-------------------------------------------------:


 5/4
   |------6-------|  |-----5-----|  |-----5-----|  |-----5-----|  |-----5-----|
   S  S  S  S  S  S  S  S  S  S  S  S  S  S  S  S  S  S  S  S  S  S  S  S  S  S
|----17-15----------------------------------------------------------------------:
|-19-------19-15----17-15-------------------------------------------------------:
|----------------17-------17-14----16-14----------16-14----------16-14----------:
|-------------------------------17-------17-14----------17-14----------17-14----:
|----------------------------------------------17-------------17-------------17-:
|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------:


 4/4
   Q    a        +S     +S         +E    +Q     E E
|----------------------------------------------------||
|-----[18]b20==([18])r([18])b20==([18])-(18)r\-------||
|-------------------------------------------------0--||
|----------------------------------------------------||
|----------------------------------------------------||
|-15-------------------------------------------------||


    Fast Shuffle Q=192(8=s8)
   4/4
                                                           ~~~
    E E E E E E E E   E  E E E E E E E  3x E E E E H       Q.   E +Q   Q
||------------------|-------------------||--------------|--------------7---||
||o-8-------8-------|-8--------8-------o||-8-------8----|-------8-(8)------||
||----7p0-0---9p0-0-|---11p0-0---9p0-0--||---7p0-0------|-/7---------------||
||------------------|-------------------||--------------|------------------||
||o-----------------|------------------o||--------------|------------------||
||------------------|-------------------||--------------|------------------||


                          ~~~~~~~                                    ~~~~~~
   H     +Q.   E   E E E  E  +H       H.      Q     a      +Q    +E  E +Q.   E
|-10----(10)-----|-----7-10-(10)----|-8-------8--|-----------------------------|
|--8-----(8)-----|---8--------------|-8----------|-10b12==(10)r=(10)-8-(8)-----|
|--0-----(0)---5s|=7----------------|-5----------|---------------------------0-|
|----------------|------------------|------------|-----------------------------|
|----------------|------------------|------------|-----------------------------|
|----------------|------------------|------------|-----------------------------|


                                      |-3-|
  E E E E E E E E   E  E E E Q.   E   Q Q Q Q.   E   Q.    E   H
|-----------------|-----------------|--------------|----------------|
|-8-------8-------|-8--------8------|-8-----8------|-8--------10----|
|---7p0-0---9p0-0-|---11p0-0--------|---7----------|----------------|
|-----------------|-----------------|------------0-|------(0)-------|
|-----------------|-----------------|--------------|----------------|
|-----------------|---------------8-|-----8--------|----------------|

3/29/2008 4:21:33 PM

what song is that

3/29/2008 4:33:59 PM

Cliffs of dover.

3/29/2008 4:38:04 PM

gotta keep those good vibrations

happening with her

3/29/2008 4:46:21 PM

I can't believe it's not even 6 yet. I feel like it's much later. Maybe because I've been doing nothing for the last few hours.

3/29/2008 4:48:31 PM

oh boy i hope tonight is fun!

3/29/2008 4:53:27 PM

that tab looks much easier than that song sounds

3/29/2008 4:54:36 PM

so

just went back to the old place to get the final things and clean up

then i realized that i already know im not getting the security deposit back

so i didnt clean shit

3/29/2008 4:57:55 PM

ahaha

3/29/2008 4:59:48 PM

yeah i was nice and at least gave a quick sweep of the dog hair

but def. left a ton of shit all over the place that i was going to throw away, but fuck it

3/29/2008 5:00:30 PM

so i guess that means you didn't wipe the jizz off the walls?

3/29/2008 5:01:15 PM

that was there for a reason

and not a chance

3/29/2008 5:01:38 PM

Quote :

"so i guess that means you didn't wipe the jizz off the walls ceiling? "

3/29/2008 5:02:05 PM

haha i did the exact same thing when i moved out of raleigh

they were not happy with me

no jizz on the walls though that I was aware of

3/29/2008 5:02:27 PM

why wouldn't you get the security deposit back?

3/29/2008 5:03:06 PM

That's just the intro. He also plays it a bit different live. Try playing it as clean as he does.

[Edited on March 29, 2008 at 5:04 PM. Reason : schxlwhatever lol]

3/29/2008 5:03:28 PM

^^ i broke the lease with 2 weeks notice instead of 2 months.

i came upon a house that i had to buy.

just had to.

however, he said if he found someone in those 2 months, he'd prorate back the part of the 1 month security deposit that ther ewas a tenant.

i dont plan on seeing it

3/29/2008 5:04:56 PM