I love that no one is telling me 'you can't do it' or 'you're stupid'

It's just
'you're CRAZY'
or
'omg congrats'

4/5/2008 9:41:58 AM

I'm basically never going to be able to let up, slow down, take time off, or indulge myself for the next 19 months to get this done, either.

4/5/2008 9:51:28 AM

Funny stuff

4/5/2008 9:52:07 AM

going to the gym would've been a really good thing this am.

too bad i decided to sleep instead

4/5/2008 9:52:59 AM

MY SISTER'S GOING INTO LABOR!!!!!!!!

(5 days early.... )

4/5/2008 10:36:38 AM

i guess i should go unload the dishwasher and get some breakfast/lunch

4/5/2008 10:44:10 AM

FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

4/5/2008 10:54:40 AM

my head is killing me

4/5/2008 11:22:22 AM

I need to remember to cut up fruit before I want it so I don't have to wait for it to chill.

4/5/2008 11:29:17 AM

i am hungry i am hungry i am STARRRRRRVING. but we're going to on the border ( ) but i have to wait like 29834789 hours for our friends to get in town. and i don't want to eat there.

4/5/2008 11:30:08 AM

lol

4/5/2008 11:35:28 AM

4/5/2008 11:39:48 AM

why is this so hard to find?

4/5/2008 11:47:12 AM

so many decisions

but then the kitchen will be on the way to being done

4/5/2008 12:06:17 PM

Quote :

"MAX LOVES DONKEY DICK"

4/5/2008 12:07:03 PM

well i guess its time to make this a typical saturday

4/5/2008 12:23:10 PM

still trying to meet my goal!

plz to donates!


http://www.spcawake.org/goto/mayfair-maryelise

4/5/2008 12:24:45 PM

Like a bridge over troubled waters...................


I want to write a biography on my life and then let someone figure out what the fuck the sense of it all is.......................oh em geeeeeeeeeeeee

^You rule!

4/5/2008 12:40:34 PM

wow, you know she's a skank when her facebook profile picture is her giving a lap dance to some shirtless faggot

4/5/2008 12:53:57 PM

thanks man!

4/5/2008 1:07:38 PM

i'm not going to lie...i'm a little hungover...

and i'm not pissed about the posts i lost...but i am a little saddened by the pm's i lost...

i had quite the elicit conversation going on....now i have no proof

4/5/2008 1:48:24 PM

uggh.

ive got to drive back to houston today

im so going to miss the games

4/5/2008 1:51:46 PM

just so you know



i have to pee

and i think someone i pushing on the front door. the sign says closed. door is locked. lights are out. we might be closed. stop pushing. and leave. cuz the potty is in the lobby

4/5/2008 2:03:06 PM

Oh, I feel sooo much better

4/5/2008 2:08:54 PM

The lips

4/5/2008 2:09:22 PM

almost time to start feeding the doggers

4/5/2008 2:18:49 PM

What does Lisa look like naked?

and more importantly

What does Lisa feel like naked?

/NewsRadio

4/5/2008 2:32:22 PM

best in show

and candy

and squirt

4/5/2008 2:34:03 PM

damnit, plz to go away! we are closed and i sure as hell am not opening the door while i'm here by myself!

4/5/2008 2:42:50 PM

Apparently hormesis is the reason I'm still alive.

4/5/2008 2:44:59 PM

these are the best strawberries i've ever had

4/5/2008 2:45:39 PM

go away NOW plz!

anyone want to come saves me?

4/5/2008 2:46:24 PM

^where are you?

4/5/2008 2:47:09 PM

^

4/5/2008 2:47:34 PM

^

4/5/2008 2:49:00 PM

Woot. Hay elise we have adopted a new program to do 24 hr drop off and pick up for the kennel. I mean we always had staff here 24hrs a day 365 days a year but now we utilize it and people LOVE it.

Just a marketing idea aha

4/5/2008 2:50:00 PM

i want a kitten. why doesnt craigs list ever have the on there anymore.
you guys know where any strays are?

4/5/2008 2:55:17 PM

There's a family of feral cats that live behind my work. Why don't you go get some or all of them?

4/5/2008 2:56:16 PM

There used to be a couple in my 'hood (Cary), but I haven't seen them in a while. If they come back, I'll let you know. I nicknamed them Doom and Doom II, because my ex always wanted an all black cat named Doom and both of these, all black.

4/5/2008 2:56:54 PM

^^where do you work?

4/5/2008 2:58:09 PM

My fortune cookie:

Quote :

"You may be hungry soon: order a takeout now"

4/5/2008 2:58:36 PM

My fortune cookie:

Quote :

"Only listen to the fortune cookie; ignore all other fortune telling devices"

4/5/2008 2:59:29 PM

i think i gotta make a boom

4/5/2008 3:00:57 PM

wheeew, I'm not sweating bullets!

"I got good news and bad news"
"umm ok whats that?"
"bad news is I'm bleeding, good news is I'm bleeding"
"it's cool, I can wash the sheets"

4/5/2008 3:01:57 PM

Mozart is boosting my IQ.

4/5/2008 3:02:07 PM

^^hahaha

4/5/2008 3:03:47 PM

4/5/2008 3:04:19 PM

how the fuck do I consistently manage to forget how diet coke makes me have to piss

4/5/2008 3:07:06 PM

You love diet coke so much you're willing to overlook its flaws? Like most chicks do with guys.

4/5/2008 3:14:48 PM

Icy Hot is smelly.

4/5/2008 3:15:13 PM